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(Sun Sentinel) Florida 23 year old woman sexually assaults 13 year old boy, and by sexually assaults they mean made him the king of his high school. (With wouldn't say no pic)   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 175
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2012-01-24 05:26:52 PM
Wouldn't say no because it looks like she would kick you arse if you did.
 
2012-01-24 05:33:18 PM
The woman allegedly told the mother that she was "getting it done right," according to the report.

Well... She gets credit for not attempting a pointless denial, I guess.
 
2012-01-24 05:36:16 PM
pass
 
2012-01-24 05:46:21 PM
To be fair, she kind of has a tranny air about her, so maybe he got hauled away and told to twitch if faster...
 
2012-01-24 05:48:19 PM
I'd be pretty pissed if she farked my 13 year old
 
2012-01-24 06:09:24 PM
That's a rough 23.
 
2012-01-24 06:10:03 PM
Raise your standards, Subby.
 
2012-01-24 06:32:27 PM
13 years old? Jail her.
 
2012-01-24 07:18:17 PM
13 years old is a child and can't consent...
 
2012-01-24 07:18:48 PM
St_Francis_P: That's a rough 23.

Yeah. I work with quite a few people around that age and she looks quite a bit older.

Also:

The woman allegedly told the mother that she was "getting it done right," according to the report.

lawl
 
2012-01-24 07:27:08 PM
subby, you are one desperate bastard
 
2012-01-24 07:32:11 PM
bobbette: 13 years old is a child and can't consent...

THIS

Also, aren't most 13-year olds in 8th grade? That's junior high/middle school, not high school.
 
2012-01-24 07:37:15 PM
Bathia_Mapes: bobbette: 13 years old is a child and can't consent...

THIS

Also, aren't most 13-year olds in 8th grade? That's junior high/middle school, not high school.


All right, I'm going to say it. I was a 13-year old once. I promise, unless I was tied down, I wouldn't have been assaulted. For what must be the vast majority of these "abuse" cases, it isn't abuse.
 
2012-01-24 07:39:41 PM
i299.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-24 07:42:58 PM
Oh. You mean she wouldn't say no. OK, I can see that.
 
2012-01-24 07:52:21 PM
GAT_00: Bathia_Mapes: bobbette: 13 years old is a child and can't consent...

THIS

Also, aren't most 13-year olds in 8th grade? That's junior high/middle school, not high school.

All right, I'm going to say it. I was a 13-year old once. I promise, unless I was tied down, I wouldn't have been assaulted. For what must be the vast majority of these "abuse" cases, it isn't abuse.


To you personally, you probably wouldn't consider it to be abuse or assault if this happened to you when you were 13, but legally it is.

The age of consent is 18-years old in Florida, the same applies in Tennessee.
 
2012-01-24 07:59:43 PM
Hope Solo?
 
2012-01-24 08:01:27 PM
That's a shaved wookie!
 
2012-01-24 08:08:51 PM
I wouldn't say "no," I'd say "No, dear god, even at 13 I could do better"
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 08:20:36 PM
He also told police Rangel took him behind the building and exposed herself to him while she urinated on the ground, the report states.

Nothing says romance like .... oh, never mind
 
2012-01-24 08:20:57 PM
thermo: Hope Solo looks worlds better

fxd
 
2012-01-24 09:03:26 PM
fmcgalaxie500: Wouldn't say no because it looks like she would kick you arse if you did.

This. She looks like Taboo from Black Eyed Peas.
 
2012-01-24 09:09:03 PM
I'd hate to be your penis, Subby.
 
2012-01-24 09:40:34 PM
gilgigamesh: The woman allegedly told the mother that she was "getting it done right," according to the report.

Well... She gets credit for not attempting a pointless denial, I guess.


The mother should be thankful he won't be a lousy lay and have his wife run off with a caring lover.
 
2012-01-24 09:45:42 PM
Gonna pass, not in the mood to have to go hunting for my severed penis along the side of the highway.
 
2012-01-24 09:48:09 PM
I bet he loved kissing that acne
 
2012-01-24 09:48:33 PM
www.sun-sentinel.com

Fark me or I'll bite your penis off
 
2012-01-24 09:49:06 PM
According to the affidavit, Rangel and the family know each other, but it is unclear how.

In the Biblical sense.

That is a rough 23, but still hittable to me and I'm 10 years older than her.
 
2012-01-24 09:51:04 PM
Uh, no.

Not a chance.
 
2012-01-24 09:52:39 PM
rough 23 but still hittable.

/not that fussy
 
2012-01-24 09:52:45 PM
(With wouldn't say no a would probably rip your penis off pic)

FTFY
 
2012-01-24 09:53:07 PM
Looks like another of the Governator's love children.

//GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
 
2012-01-24 09:53:17 PM
www.sun-sentinel.comwww.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-01-24 09:53:30 PM
1) Yes, she looks like a man
2) Yes, I'd hit it
3) Yes, I'd have hit it at 13
4) Yes, it's sexual assault and she should get locked up

5) no one mentioned it, but alcohol was involved
 
2012-01-24 09:54:24 PM
clancifer: Raise your standards, Subby.

Agreed. That makes one ugly woman. If it actually is a woman.
 
2012-01-24 09:54:56 PM
Complexion:



/No thanks.
 
2012-01-24 09:55:24 PM
Come on people, it's a mugshot, not a Glamour Shot. See beyond the crappy lighting and disheveled appearance.
 
2012-01-24 09:55:52 PM
How many beers would I get first?

/and by "beers" I mean "double tequilas, neat, with a water back."
 
2012-01-24 09:56:27 PM
Fark. Trying again.

Complexion:

img819.imageshack.us

/No thanks.
//Mods, please delete previous
 
2012-01-24 09:57:35 PM
She has kind of an Edward James Olmos vibe.
 
2012-01-24 09:58:06 PM
Bathia_Mapes: bobbette: 13 years old is a child and can't consent...

THIS

Also, aren't most 13-year olds in 8th grade? That's junior high/middle school, not high school.


Maybe you got held back and don't remember. I was 17 when I started college and I didn't skip any grades. That means I was 13 when I started high school.

And, at 13, yeah, I probably would have done her.
 
2012-01-24 09:58:19 PM
peed on the ground you sa? so that shiat in penthouse forum letters really happens?
 
2012-01-24 09:59:14 PM
rosiem88: clancifer: Raise your standards, Subby.

Agreed. That makes one ugly woman. If it actually is a woman.


You guys aren't getting anything half as pretty, so off your high horses, boys.
 
2012-01-24 10:00:24 PM
It's getting done right? LOL.
 
2012-01-24 10:00:44 PM
The mother told police she heard moaning coming from the bedroom at about 1 a.m. Monday and confronted Rangel. The woman allegedly told the mother that she was "getting it done right," according to the report.


I came
 
2012-01-24 10:01:35 PM
It's seems like this woman has Poor Impulse Control (http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Carissa_Rangel_5334409/). She may have a harsh face but that's why doggiestyle was invented. And I'm surprised the mother was able to throw the woman out mid-sex without the son holding onto Carissa like she was the last life preserver on the Titanic.
 
2012-01-24 10:03:10 PM
You know, that's the last fark "boy it ain't rape 'cause it's a guy hurrhurrhurr amiright?" I'll read. I'm done fark.
 
2012-01-24 10:03:33 PM
That girl is a really rough 23. Yikes.
 
2012-01-24 10:03:56 PM
I dunno, I prefer women who are at least housebroken.
 
2012-01-24 10:04:02 PM
Yes, yes I would...
 
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