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GAT_00
2012-01-24 07:20:58 PM
And the Michigan player was totally classy when he said he was going to make a Buckeye bleed.
I don't blame him much though. Who the fark in their right mind would want to play for Urban Meyer?
/OSU fan
bighasbeen
2012-01-24 07:53:36 PM
GAT_00
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And the Michigan player was totally classy when he said he was going to make a Buckeye bleed.
I don't blame him much though. Who the fark in their right mind would want to play for Urban Meyer?
/OSU fan
I'm just wondering who Urban will find to be his squeaky clean John Q. Christian to distract the media from all the law breaking idiots he recruits.
papatex
2012-01-24 07:57:07 PM
GAT_00
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And the Michigan player was totally classy when he said he was going to make a Buckeye bleed.
I don't blame him much though. Who the fark in their right mind would want to play for Urban Meyer?
/OSU fan
After all, Urban Meyer is 0-1 against Michigan.
2wolves
2012-01-24 08:45:11 PM
My unpaid NFL farm team is better than your unpaid NFL farm team.
OregonVet
2012-01-24 09:25:16 PM
papatex
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After all, Urban Meyer is 0-1 against Michigan.
*golfclap*
fatalvenom
2012-01-24 09:36:45 PM
"stay classy buckeyes" is like telling the Vancouver Canucks not to play like a totally soft-ass, biatch-made team.
It just isn't going to happen,
Subby
falcon176
2012-01-24 09:40:49 PM
Ohio State sucks maybe he didn't want to beat up on 1AA and MAC schools 4 games every year
EyeballKid
2012-01-24 09:48:18 PM
There are really a lot of stupid people out there. I'd get people telling me they wanted me to tear my ACL. I got plenty of threats. I know it was bad, but I gave my address out to about 20 people and told them to come find me. Nobody came.
CommiePuddin
2012-01-24 09:51:02 PM
GAT_00
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And the Michigan player was totally classy when he said he was going to make a Buckeye bleed.
I don't blame him much though. Who the fark in their right mind would want to play for Urban Meyer?
/OSU fan
I thought he was classy when he wrote back to those sending death threats with his home address and said (essentially) "bring it." I notice his decided lack of deaditude and the general manliness of your average college football meathead "Wal-Mart fan" who sends death threats across the tubes.
pion
2012-01-24 09:51:27 PM
falcon176
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Ohio State sucks maybe he didn't want to beat up on 1AA and MAC schools 4 games every year
Michigan's NC Schedule 2011:
Western Michigan
Eastern Michigan
San Diego St.
Notre Dame
Not that much better.
GAT_00
2012-01-24 09:58:38 PM
pion
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Western Michigan
Eastern Michigan
Yep, came to point out Directional Michigan. Must be an off year, they aren't playing Central Michigan too.
gimmegimme
2012-01-24 10:01:18 PM
I think we're overlooking the fact that Michigan sucks.
9beers
2012-01-24 10:06:35 PM
2012 OOC schedules
Michigan
Alabama (away)
Air Force
Massachusetts
Notre Dame (away)
Ohio State
Miami (Ohio)
Central Florida
Cal
UAB
Michigan is playing the tougher OOC schedule and actually has the nerve to go on the road.
fatalvenom
2012-01-24 10:06:53 PM
gimmegimme
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I think we're overlooking the fact that Michigan's economy sucks.
I'm sure that probably has something to do with it.
LesserEvil
2012-01-24 10:07:00 PM
Apparently published in Columbus, Ohio:
pion
2012-01-24 10:15:56 PM
9beers
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2012 OOC schedules
Michigan
Alabama (away)
Air Force
Massachusetts
Notre Dame (away)
Ohio State
Miami (Ohio)
Central Florida
Cal
UAB
Michigan is playing the tougher OOC schedule and actually has the nerve to go on the road.
Fine, so they play Alabama. The other three are cupcakes, though. And OSU is playing two games against BCS conference schools.
pion
2012-01-24 10:17:11 PM
pion
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9beers: 2012 OOC schedules
Michigan
Alabama (away)
Air Force
Massachusetts
Notre Dame (away)
Ohio State
Miami (Ohio)
Central Florida
Cal
UAB
Michigan is playing the tougher OOC schedule and actually has the nerve to go on the road.
Fine, so they play Alabama. The other three are cupcakes, though.
And OSU is playing two games against BCS conference schools.
Saw (Ohio) was still thinking (Florida). I guess they finished that home and home.
LesserEvil
2012-01-24 10:20:04 PM
pion
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9beers: 2012 OOC schedules
Michigan
Alabama (away)
Air Force
Massachusetts
Notre Dame (away)
Ohio State
Miami (Ohio)
Central Florida
Cal
UAB
Michigan is playing the tougher OOC schedule and actually has the nerve to go on the road.
Fine, so they play Alabama. The other three are cupcakes, though. And OSU is playing two games against BCS conference schools.
9beers
2012-01-24 10:22:04 PM
pion
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The other three are cupcakes
At Notre Dame is a cupcake?
fatalvenom
2012-01-24 10:22:48 PM
LesserEvil
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pion
2012-01-24 10:23:08 PM
LesserEvil
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pion: 9beers: 2012 OOC schedules
Michigan
Alabama (away)
Air Force
Massachusetts
Notre Dame (away)
Ohio State
Miami (Ohio)
Central Florida
Cal
UAB
Michigan is playing the tougher OOC schedule and actually has the nerve to go on the road.
Fine, so they play Alabama. The other three are cupcakes, though. And OSU is playing two games against BCS conference schools.
[www.8bitbrigade.com image 500x224]
This isn't the 1980's. Notre Dame is not a quality win any more. And I did self-correct the Miami (Ohio) thing.
Satosuke
2012-01-24 10:24:33 PM
TFA:
"There are really a lot of stupid people out there. I'd get people telling me they wanted me to tear my ACL. I got plenty of threats. I know it was bad, but I gave my address out to about 20 people and told them to come find me. Nobody came."
COME AT ME BRO!
OhioUGrad
2012-01-24 10:27:52 PM
falcon176
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Ohio State sucks maybe he didn't want to beat up on 1AA and MAC schools 4 games every year
As opposed to those tough guy SEC schools that do the same thing every year?
Alabama OOC 2012:
Western Kentucky Hilltoppers
Florida Atlantic Owls
and at the end of their season the Western Carolina Catamounts
at least other conferences have the decency to schedule their "warmup" cupcake games at the START of the season.
UncleStumpy
2012-01-24 10:30:32 PM
2wolves
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My unpaid NFL farm team is better than your unpaid NFL farm team.
win
pion
2012-01-24 10:32:03 PM
Strongest Michigan nonconference schedule in recent memory.
(new window)
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-01-24 10:53:46 PM
Ohio State fans channelling Woody Hayes.
I wonder whether ol' Woody is still a class act in whatever afterlife he's having?
HallasHell
2012-01-24 10:54:26 PM
You tell'em I'm coming
(new window)
skinink
2012-01-24 10:58:20 PM
Maybe this guy can give Kyle Williams a hand with the knuckleheads.
Sabyen91
2012-01-24 11:00:29 PM
2wolves
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My unpaid NFL farm team is better than your unpaid NFL farm team.
Cam Newton appreciates the smokescreen.
Shakes999
2012-01-24 11:04:50 PM
This kid has balls. No wonder farkers are threatened by him.
no talent ass clown
2012-01-24 11:13:12 PM
pion
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Strongest Michigan nonconference schedule in recent memory. (new window)
I don't know what you're talking about. Except for Appalachian State, all of those teams are pussies.
/Go Mountaineers.
pion
2012-01-24 11:14:52 PM
Sabyen91
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Cam Newton appreciates the smokescreen.
Hey, man, at least Newton was smart enough to get cash. OSU players get paid in what? Tattoos?
2wolves
2012-01-24 11:15:26 PM
no talent ass clown
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pion: Strongest Michigan nonconference schedule in recent memory. (new window)
I don't know what you're talking about. Except for Appalachian State, all of those teams are pussies.
/Go Mountaineers.
OMG. A hoopie.
varmitydog
2012-01-24 11:19:26 PM
Six foot five inches tall. Three Hundred and ten pounds. Dumber than a box of rocks.
At least wait until your zits finish popping before you start attention whoring, fat boy.
TheLopper
2012-01-24 11:22:37 PM
pion
:
LesserEvil: pion: 9beers: 2012 OOC schedules
Michigan
Alabama (away)
Air Force
Massachusetts
Notre Dame (away)
Ohio State
Miami (Ohio)
Central Florida
Cal
UAB
Michigan is playing the tougher OOC schedule and actually has the nerve to go on the road.
Fine, so they play Alabama. The other three are cupcakes, though. And OSU is playing two games against BCS conference schools.
[www.8bitbrigade.com image 500x224]
This isn't the 1980's. Notre Dame is not a quality win any more. And I did self-correct the Miami (Ohio) thing.
You should probably just stop talking for awhile. Maybe sit the next few plays out.
no talent ass clown
2012-01-24 11:22:52 PM
2wolves
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no talent ass clown: pion: Strongest Michigan nonconference schedule in recent memory. (new window)
I don't know what you're talking about. Except for Appalachian State, all of those teams are pussies.
/Go Mountaineers.
OMG. A hoopie.
34-32. Still stings, eh?
Hillbilly Jim
2012-01-24 11:24:12 PM
UncleStumpy
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2wolves: My unpaid NFL farm team is better than your unpaid NFL farm team.
win
How is that win exactly, do you think they aren't being paid?
2wolves
2012-01-24 11:27:56 PM
no talent ass clown
:
2wolves: no talent ass clown: pion: Strongest Michigan nonconference schedule in recent memory. (new window)
I don't know what you're talking about. Except for Appalachian State, all of those teams are pussies.
/Go Mountaineers.
OMG. A hoopie.
34-32. Still stings, eh?
13-9 in '07 has for sting stronger.
gimmegimme
2012-01-24 11:33:14 PM
Sabyen91
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2wolves: My unpaid NFL farm team is better than your unpaid NFL farm team.
Cam Newton appreciates the smokescreen.
Gee, I wish I received tens of thousands of dollars of education and other services a year in exchange for playing football. Not including the monetary stipend.
pion
2012-01-24 11:33:51 PM
TheLopper
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You should probably just stop talking for awhile. Maybe sit the next few plays out.
Nah, but thanks for the advice.
Poison
2012-01-24 11:38:04 PM
Assclowns come in all shapes and sizes, and root for all different schools. I'm betting the people that threatened him 1) didn't actually go to Ohio St., 2) couldn't get admitted to main campus, and 3) fly an OSU flag on their houses on game day.
Live in Columbus where these three things are true. If you went there, fine. If you played there, better. But none of that gives you the right to threaten a high school kid. Lived in SEC country for a number of years where it was played out the same way. Even knew of Tennessee business owners who wouldn't do business with someone because they graduated from Alabama or Georgia.
pion
2012-01-24 11:40:45 PM
Poison
:
Assclowns come in all shapes and sizes, and root for all different schools. I'm betting the people that threatened him 1) didn't actually go to Ohio St., 2) couldn't get admitted to main campus, and 3) fly an OSU flag on their houses on game day.
Live in Columbus where these three things are true. If you went there, fine. If you played there, better. But none of that gives you the right to threaten a high school kid. Lived in SEC country for a number of years where it was played out the same way. Even knew of Tennessee business owners who wouldn't do business with someone because they graduated from Alabama or Georgia.
True, people like that conflate their football team's success with their own, because they have never and will never accomplish anything worthwhile on their own.
lecavalier
2012-01-24 11:54:49 PM
Am I the only sociopath that LIKES shiat like this? I still get angry when I see baseball players chatting on the basepaths.
The_Six_Fingered_Man
2012-01-25 01:17:56 AM
Should have heard what your own fanbase said to Bri'onte Dunn when he recommitted to Columbus, you oafish jackwagon.
But this was my favorite quote. When talking about his first Game, which will be played in the 'Shoe, Kyle "I weigh as much as my Coach" Kalis said:
"Kyle: A pancake on every play of the game, us putting up a ton of points on them and once again, a jersey drenched in red.
Well yes, Kyle, the jerseys will be red. After all, that's what we wear at home.
I had Snu Snu
2012-01-25 02:01:42 AM
The_Six_Fingered_Man
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Should have heard what your own fanbase said to Bri'onte Dunn when he recommitted to Columbus, you oafish jackwagon.
But this was my favorite quote. When talking about his first Game, which will be played in the 'Shoe, Kyle "I weigh as much as my Coach" Kalis said:
"Kyle: A pancake on every play of the game, us putting up a ton of points on them and once again, a jersey drenched in red.
Well yes, Kyle, the jerseys will be red. After all, that's what we wear at home.
What is the deal with making fun of Hoke? Ohio fans have been going nuts over it with the Fred Flintstone jokes and comparing him to Bobby Bacala from the Sopranos. Last I checked he beat you guys a few months ago, has won head to head for multiple recruits, and every recruit and player that he has dealt with his come away blown away by how awesome and genuine he is. It sucks we couldn't get a coach who cares so much about his family that he quit to be with them (and then got tired of them and went back to coaching about 10 months later when a better job came along) or was it a heart attack? I just can't keep his stories straight. Oh well, when he leaves you guys in the dust in a couple years maybe you can find yourself a nice classy coach like Mr. Hoke. You really need to learn to respect your betters.
HBK
2012-01-25 03:33:11 AM
Satosuke
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TFA: "There are really a lot of stupid people out there. I'd get people telling me they wanted me to tear my ACL. I got plenty of threats. I know it was bad, but I gave my address out to about 20 people and told them to come find me. Nobody came."
COME AT ME BRO!
They don't even make helmets big enough for my head! You think I'm worried about internet nerds?
downtownkid
2012-01-25 04:27:03 AM
CommiePuddin
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GAT_00: And the Michigan player was totally classy when he said he was going to make a Buckeye bleed.
I don't blame him much though. Who the fark in their right mind would want to play for Urban Meyer?
/OSU fan
I thought he was classy when he wrote back to those sending death threats with his home address and said (essentially) "bring it." I notice his decided lack of deaditude and the general manliness of your average college football meathead "Wal-Mart fan" who sends death threats across the tubes.
"Classy"? Not sure you know what that means.
Sushi and the Banshees
2012-01-25 08:53:10 AM
2wolves
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My
un
paid NFL farm team is better than your
un
paid NFL farm team.
FTFY.
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-25 08:54:49 AM
I came here solely to see if
Coach Urban Meyer
would show up and hit the thread with a Spread of Truth.
/badoodle-boo-yeah
daveb0rg
2012-01-25 09:44:19 AM
Satosuke
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TFA: "There are really a lot of stupid people out there. I'd get people telling me they wanted me to tear my ACL. I got plenty of threats. I know it was bad, but I gave my address out to about 20 people and told them to come find me. Nobody came."
[l.yimg.com image 630x474]
COME AT ME BRO!
This is a high school kid? Damn he's a friggin man child.
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