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Delta Airlines forced to reroute several aircraft after massive solar storm. Passengers will have to pay a $75 solar storm handling fee
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Ed Finnerty
2012-01-24 06:25:36 PM
It's about time others pay that fee.
TheOther
2012-01-24 06:48:24 PM
At least they didn't have to pay the $325 Early Departure fee they would have been charged if the plane had crashed.
seventypercent
2012-01-24 06:52:31 PM
Jesus Christ. There are 2,241 comments on that article, mostly from people talking about how Kenyan and Marxist Obama is.
On an article about a
farking solar flare
.
This country is really stupid, and really deranged. As unhinged as I've ever seen it.
Norv Turner
2012-01-24 07:06:50 PM
seventypercent
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Jesus Christ. There are 2,241 comments on that article, mostly from people talking about how Kenyan and Marxist Obama is.
On an article about a farking solar flare.
This country is really stupid, and really deranged. As unhinged as I've ever seen it.
I swear, I refuse to believe people are that stupid. I'm a registered independent and honestly don't really like anyone currently in office but damn, people are nuts.
Also, since I may...or may not work for delta...I'm getting a kick
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-24 07:21:28 PM
How many inches of solar are expected?
GAT_00
2012-01-24 07:24:05 PM
seventypercent
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As unhinged as I've ever seen it.
The 1800 election was supposed to be incredibly vicious. From Wiki:
Federalists spread rumors that the Republicans were radicals who would ruin the country (based on the Republican support for the French Revolution). In 1798, George Washington had complained "that you could as soon scrub the blackamoor white, as to change the principles of a professed Democrat; and that he will leave nothing unattempted to overturn the Government of this Country." Meanwhile, the Republicans accused Federalists of destroying republican values, not to mention political support from immigrants, with the Alien and Sedition Acts, some of which were later declared unconstitutional after their expiration by the Supreme Court; they also accused Federalists of favoring Britain in order to promote aristocratic, anti-republican values.
Replace a couple of names in there, and you have this election. From people who have studied it, nothing yet has topped the 1800 election in viciousness. I think this one will.
Mitch Taylor's Bro
2012-01-24 08:49:50 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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How many inches of solar are expected?
All of them.
mikdeetx
2012-01-24 08:50:51 PM
Must have been that 5 alarm chili I had for lunch.
dukwbutter
2012-01-24 08:55:45 PM
How do they predict these solar storms? If all electromagnetic waves travel at the speed of light in a vacuum, then it seems to me that we wouldn't see the solar flares until they reached earth, at which time, it would be too late to predict them, right?
zulius
2012-01-24 08:58:22 PM
Mitch Taylor's Bro
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MaudlinMutantMollusk: How many inches of solar are expected?
All of them.
Depends, is that in English?
Mitch Taylor's Bro
2012-01-24 09:02:38 PM
zulius
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Mitch Taylor's Bro: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How many inches of solar are expected?
All of them.
Depends, is that in English?
No, those are in metric inches.
seventypercent
2012-01-24 09:04:55 PM
dukwbutter
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How do they predict these solar storms? If all electromagnetic waves travel at the speed of light in a vacuum, then it seems to me that we wouldn't see the solar flares until they reached earth, at which time, it would be too late to predict them, right?
The plasma emitted from a CME doesn't travel at the speed of light. It typically takes 3-4 days to reach the Earth (hence the warning).
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-24 09:17:06 PM
TheOther
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At least they didn't have to pay the $325 Early Departure fee they would have been charged if the plane had crashed.
You mean arrival fee, right? They didn't fly through a wormhole and take off before they got there.
Canton
2012-01-24 09:22:16 PM
Not that I
entirely
trust Fox for accuracy, but my cell phone did lose its data connection somewhere around 10 or 10:30 EST this morning. Which figured, because that made me really curious about whether the solar storm was doing it, and I couldn't readily look it up. (I blamed the sun, anyway.)
/First world "problem"
//CSS
The Manchurian Abortionist
2012-01-24 09:26:26 PM
imnotadoctor
2012-01-24 09:50:40 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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How many inches of solar are expected?
About eleventy.
CthulhuCalling
2012-01-24 09:50:53 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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How many inches of solar are expected?
The whole thing
imnotadoctor
2012-01-24 09:56:10 PM
seventypercent
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Jesus Christ. There are 2,241 comments on that article, mostly from people talking about how Kenyan and Marxist Obama is.
On an article about a farking solar flare.
This country is really stupid, and really deranged. As unhinged as I've ever seen it.
Since this story links to Fox, I think we can safely assume an over-representation of the complete farking moron demographic in the commenting population.
octopied
2012-01-24 10:13:27 PM
I hope to god they were playing "Knowing" on that flight.
studebaker hoch
2012-01-24 10:53:11 PM
Fine by me if we keep the airplane in "air" and not "incandescant plasma"
almandot
2012-01-24 11:18:45 PM
I was flying today and saw the story on the news right before boarding so I got a kick out of....
/knew it wouldn't effect me going CA->FL but I thought I was cool 'flying dangerously' for half a second
soupgoblin
2012-01-25 06:00:47 AM
Norv Turner
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seventypercent: Jesus Christ. There are 2,241 comments on that article, mostly from people talking about how Kenyan and Marxist Obama is.
On an article about a farking solar flare.
This country is really stupid, and really deranged. As unhinged as I've ever seen it.
I swear, I refuse to believe people are that stupid. I'm a registered independent and honestly don't really like anyone currently in office but damn, people are nuts.
Also, since I may...or may not work for delta...I'm getting a kick
You do realize that that was the "Faux News" website
The people that are regulars on that site are about as "unhinged" as you can get. If we still had lunatic asylums, most of them would be patients.
Shimagaijin
2012-01-25 07:59:24 AM
sorry...
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