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Today's "Outstanding Achievement In Bad Choice Of Words" brought to you by ESPN's Linda Cohn playing goaltender at a charity event: "I want Barry Melrose to shoot on me"
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cretinbob
2012-01-24 04:30:55 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-24 04:32:40 PM
Awkward
/Freud giggles hysterically
dahmers love zombie
2012-01-24 05:24:43 PM
She should get together with Santorum's Conservatives United Moneybomb.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-24 05:47:28 PM
If she really wants someone to shoot on her, why doesn't she get a Real Man's Man?
Mentat
2012-01-24 05:56:53 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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If she really wants someone to shoot on her, why doesn't she get a Real Man's Man?
[www.wwe100.com image 310x360]
Is that William Regal?
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-24 05:58:26 PM
Mentat
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FirstNationalBastard: If she really wants someone to shoot on her, why doesn't she get a Real Man's Man?
[www.wwe100.com image 310x360]
Is that William Regal?
Yep. Back from his original WWF Run in '98, when he was Steve Regal,
A Real Man's Man.
(new window)
Cewley
2012-01-24 06:17:19 PM
need the zamboni after peter north.
Rusty Shackleford
2012-01-24 06:22:37 PM
SpikeStrip
2012-01-24 06:51:08 PM
linda cohn's kinda a whorse.
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2012-01-24 07:39:01 PM
As far as NhL announcers Pierre McGuire looks more like a vibrator to me.
/Anyone else hear Mike Babcock tell Pierre to leave him alone last night?
Arkanaut
2012-01-24 07:39:42 PM
I thought she would prefer Ricky Williams.
robsul82
2012-01-24 07:46:39 PM
"Such a maaaaaaaan..." (scroll to 0:34)
(new window)
desertgeek
2012-01-24 07:49:06 PM
Nice job by old 12 toes.
wichitaleaf
2012-01-24 07:49:25 PM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
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As far as NhL announcers Pierre McGuire looks more like a vibrator to me.
/Anyone else hear Mike Babcock tell Pierre to leave him alone last night?
No. Link?
Gunny Highway
2012-01-24 07:52:22 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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If she really wants someone to shoot on her, why doesn't she get a Real Man's Man?
[www.wwe100.com image 310x360]
Why? Why would you remind me?
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2012-01-24 07:54:04 PM
wichitaleaf
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: As far as NhL announcers Pierre McGuire looks more like a vibrator to me.
/Anyone else hear Mike Babcock tell Pierre to leave him alone last night?
No. Link?
Pierre McGuire & Mike Babcock
(new window)
Wait 'till the end - priceless
45cal
2012-01-24 07:56:03 PM
Still no thread about the tiger signing Prince Fielder? Weirdness that
Killer Cars
2012-01-24 07:56:13 PM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
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Wait 'till the end - priceless
Heh, awesome.
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2012-01-24 07:59:27 PM
45cal
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Still no thread about the tiger signing Prince Fielder? Weirdness that
Step 1: Sell Little Caesar's pizza to pay for sports empire
Step 2: Hire obese player to one of those sports teams, pay him a boatload
Step 3: Profit as obese player eats all your pizza
Mike Illitch is a genius - he figured out Step 2
Mr. Potatoass
2012-01-24 07:59:50 PM
desertgeek
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Nice job by old 12 toes.
In for a polydactyl comment, leaving satisfied.
45cal
2012-01-24 08:01:13 PM
Yeah he did Little known fact Fielders Contract was based on a per pound basis. Still stoked though should be a formidable lineup as long as he stays healthy and cabby stays sober.
9beers
2012-01-24 08:06:29 PM
Ilitch really wants that World Series trophy before he dies. Hopefully he gets it, dude is a class act.
skinink
2012-01-24 08:12:31 PM
Shoot it in the five hole!
tenton
2012-01-24 08:13:43 PM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
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45cal: Still no thread about the tiger signing Prince Fielder? Weirdness that
Step 1: Sell Little Caesar's pizza to pay for sports empire
Step 2: Hire obese player to one of those sports teams, pay him a boatload
Step 3: Profit as obese player eats all your pizza
Mike Illitch is a genius - he figured out Step 2
Is Prince Fielder a vegetarian that doesn't eat cheese? Because that might make it difficult to eat a Little Caesars pizza.
/hmmm,
Little Caesars
(new window) does have vegan options, e.g. leave off the cheese.
ZMugg
2012-01-24 08:29:51 PM
SpikeStrip
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linda cohn's kinda a whorse.
Did someone score?
Tks to fatalvenom.
Zombie Hitler
2012-01-24 08:33:46 PM
Something about Cohn. A barely hidden filthiness.
Over_Zealously_Apathetic
2012-01-24 08:49:20 PM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
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wichitaleaf: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: As far as NhL announcers Pierre McGuire looks more like a vibrator to me.
/Anyone else hear Mike Babcock tell Pierre to leave him alone last night?
No. Link?
Pierre McGuire & Mike Babcock (new window)
Wait 'till the end - priceless
Someone had to say it. Maybe Leyland will do the same thing during baseball season.
Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus
2012-01-24 08:54:10 PM
Linda Cohn has a dozen toes. Seven on one foot, five on the other.
that's 12 the hard way.
Twitch Boy
2012-01-24 08:55:08 PM
Hockey bukkake?
/just wanted to say the word bukkake
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-24 08:56:31 PM
Whar is BatmanSpoogesBritney.jpg Whar?
fatalvenom
2012-01-24 09:34:19 PM
ZMugg
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SpikeStrip: linda cohn's kinda a whorse.
[i1045.photobucket.com image 640x360]
Did someone score?
Tks to fatalvenom.
You Sir, are awesome.
I would completely ruin Linda's reproductive organs, even if she is an old whore.
/BTW, is that an MGA in your profile?
//My father is an MGA fiend.
///You have to include the foreplay...
Satosuke
2012-01-24 10:20:57 PM
Is it sad that my first thought when reading 'shoot on me' was about wrestling? I was like:
"Wait, ESPN analysts are in Kayfabe now?...oh wait...nevermind."
fatalvenom
2012-01-24 10:26:31 PM
Satosuke
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Is it sad that my first thought when reading 'shoot on me' was about wrestling? I was like:
Mine was more or less like
Barry Lincoln
(new window)
/Better slow down or I'm in trouble
//Too late I'm gonna blow it
///Shoot it all over me
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-24 10:29:37 PM
Satosuke
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Is it sad that my first thought when reading 'shoot on me' was about wrestling? I was like:
"Wait, ESPN analysts are in Kayfabe now?...oh wait...nevermind."
Now you see why I posted Steve Regal.
UncleStumpy
2012-01-24 10:45:57 PM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
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As far as NhL announcers Pierre McGuire looks more like a vibrator to me.
/Anyone else hear Mike Babcock tell Pierre to leave him alone last night?
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? gotta link?
Really I'm Black
2012-01-24 10:51:35 PM
id volunteer to do it.
yeah, shes pretty ugly, but theres something about her that makes me like her
expobill
2012-01-24 11:09:46 PM
anyone else thinks this story is very adolescent and sophomoric?
legion_of_doo
2012-01-24 11:33:03 PM
45cal
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Still no thread about the tiger signing Prince Fielder? Weirdness that
That fatty could still fail the physical.
While that is a shiatload of money and a lot of years, it's a Mike Ilitch kind of move to pick up Cecil's son, I think.
It makes a certain amount of sense. He was the biggest name, and they needed that bat. He also has a kind of history in Detroit & the Tigers, which makes it a natural fit in the Ilitch organization.
And as screwed up as Cecil was post-Tigers, the whole reconciliation aspect (if/when that should happen with Prince Fielder)... that's just too good a story. Of course, if Cecil blows it & mangles what's left of his relationship with his son, then that would be a huge negative for the org.
Detroit is maybe the place that makes both the most and the least sense for Prince Fielder to go to because of the Cecil thing. And unless Miggy falls off the wagon again, the lineup should be fun to watch unless you are an opposing pitcher.
ZMugg
2012-01-24 11:33:26 PM
fatalvenom
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ZMugg: SpikeStrip: linda cohn's kinda a whorse.
[i1045.photobucket.com image 640x360]
Did someone score?
Tks to fatalvenom.
You Sir, are awesome.
I would completely ruin Linda's reproductive organs, even if she is an old whore.
/BTW, is that an MGA in your profile?
//My father is an MGA fiend.
///You have to include the foreplay...
[i1045.photobucket.com image 640x359]
Thank you. The car in my profile is my Dad's 1954 Jaguar XK120.
It really should say that there.
*updates profile*
carnifex2005
2012-01-24 11:43:31 PM
fatalvenom
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ZMugg: SpikeStrip: linda cohn's kinda a whorse.
[i1045.photobucket.com image 640x360]
Did someone score?
Tks to fatalvenom.
You Sir, are awesome.
I would completely ruin Linda's reproductive organs, even if she is an old whore.
/BTW, is that an MGA in your profile?
//My father is an MGA fiend.
///You have to include the foreplay...
[i1045.photobucket.com image 640x359]
And forgot the afterglow...
/ That pic series still cracks me the hell up.
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2012-01-24 11:52:46 PM
UncleStumpy
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: As far as NhL announcers Pierre McGuire looks more like a vibrator to me.
/Anyone else hear Mike Babcock tell Pierre to leave him alone last night?
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? gotta link?
Found it and posted it upthread - Mike fulfilled his obligation in the interview and basically said "interviews over now leave me alone you whiny douche" although I might have paraphrased a little.
The Smails Kid
2012-01-25 12:41:48 AM
fatalvenom
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Satosuke: Is it sad that my first thought when reading 'shoot on me' was about wrestling? I was like:
Mine was more or less like Barry Lincoln (new window)
/Better slow down or I'm in trouble
//Too late I'm gonna blow it
///Shoot it all over me
There are no stairmasters or treadmills in this room.
sgtbarthel
2012-01-25 02:40:25 AM
She's hot, and I agree, she has a thinly veiled filthiness.
pc_gator
2012-01-25 06:25:47 AM
skeet skeet goal
toetag
2012-01-25 07:06:25 AM
While I agree, she's not the greatest thing to look at compared to a super model, I have to say, I'd let her do me for these facts alone:
1) female
2) has a vagina
3) put on skates and goalie gear
4) while not Roy or Brodeur form, she looked comfortable in the goal.
5) seems to like hockey
Dog Welder
2012-01-25 07:40:38 AM
PHRASING!
Boeheimian Rhapsody
2012-01-25 10:20:01 AM
expobill
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anyone else thinks this story is very adolescent and sophomoric?
I find this story to be shallow and pedantic.
picodenico
2012-01-25 11:33:13 AM
TOUCHDOWN WHORSE!
rickythepenguin
2012-01-25 11:48:17 AM
what's odd about the female anchors on ESPN, is if they are wearing pants, they frame the anchor to where her crotch is just in hte frame. not the field shots. just the studio stuff.
if they're wearing a skirt, they'll typically go full-body shot.
but linda cohn specifically, but also with others, if they have pants, you watch, their crotch is the bottom of the frame. whereas with guys, they don't do that.
it is a werid thing i noticed. like once Cohn had like, tight-ish pants on, and i'm like "why is ESPN going out of their way to show her mound?"
you don't believe me, you watch.
degenerate-afro
2012-01-25 06:27:27 PM
carnifex2005
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And forgot the afterglow...
[i1045.photobucket.com image 640x363]
/ That pic series still cracks me the hell up.
I've been looking for the original commercial with no luck. I remember it was a lottery commercial, but that's about all I remember... other than horses.
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