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Ugly ass baby bear cubs sound just like ugly ass baby humans
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JesseL
2012-01-24 03:06:26 PM
So will hearing newborn bear cubs make nursing women lactate?
cefm
2012-01-24 03:22:29 PM
And humans taste like pork. World's full of interesting coincidences, isn't it?
PsyLord
2012-01-24 03:25:15 PM
I lasted 20 seconds before I... oh hey, look, a squirrel!
xxmedium
2012-01-24 03:25:17 PM
Female black bears all give birth around the same time whether they bred in early summer or late; the fertilized egg doesn't implant, so the 60-day gestation is timed so cubs are born in the den.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Baloo Uriza
2012-01-24 03:31:40 PM
JesseL
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So will hearing newborn bear cubs make nursing women lactate?
I'm a bear. I volunteer to test this theory.
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-24 03:32:45 PM
Ass bear grrs
/Meh
Oztemprom
2012-01-24 03:55:13 PM
somebody posted this in some other thread today, and it seems relevant
syzygy whizz
2012-01-24 04:49:00 PM
xxmedium
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Female black bears all give birth around the same time whether they bred in early summer or late; the fertilized egg doesn't implant, so the 60-day gestation is timed so cubs are born in the den.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
60 days gestation for something as big and complex as a bear.
60 days gestation for something as small and complicated as a cat...
and some ruminants (as well as humans) take 9 months.
The ruminant can stand and walk within minutes of birth, while the human takes nearly a year to do this.
I am amazed at the way Nature works.
Truly.
Dog Man
2012-01-24 05:10:57 PM
What would be a nice surprise would be going for a hike and hearing what sounds like a baby crying in a hole. You move to check it out and BAM! You've got a face full of angry mama bear.
RightWingNutjob
2012-01-24 05:17:49 PM
/inconsolable
cgraves67
2012-01-24 05:29:57 PM
especially in the fall when the regular season ends and they aren't in the playoffs.
Ambivalence
2012-01-24 06:00:46 PM
syzygy whizz
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xxmedium: Female black bears all give birth around the same time whether they bred in early summer or late; the fertilized egg doesn't implant, so the 60-day gestation is timed so cubs are born in the den.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
60 days gestation for something as big and complex as a bear.
60 days gestation for something as small and complicated as a cat...
and some ruminants (as well as humans) take 9 months.
The ruminant can stand and walk within minutes of birth, while the human takes nearly a year to do this.
I am amazed at the way Nature works.
Truly.
Bears are really tiny when they're born.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-24 06:40:24 PM
northguineahills
2012-01-24 06:47:19 PM
syzygy whizz
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xxmedium: Female black bears all give birth around the same time whether they bred in early summer or late; the fertilized egg doesn't implant, so the 60-day gestation is timed so cubs are born in the den.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
60 days gestation for something as big and complex as a bear.
60 days gestation for something as small and complicated as a cat...
and some ruminants (as well as humans) take 9 months.
The ruminant can stand and walk within minutes of birth, while the human takes nearly a year to do this.
I am amazed at the way Nature works.
Truly.
Gestation of Black Bears are approximately 7 months, however, the blastocyst doesn't implant to the uterus until the last 60 days.
Sarah Palin's Conscience
2012-01-24 07:16:27 PM
JesseL
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So will hearing newborn bear cubs make nursing women lactate?
Maybe when they first start out.
I'm over a year into nursing my daughter, and I can report no lactation on my end. YMMV.
Firethorn
2012-01-24 08:18:03 PM
Ambivalence
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Bears are really tiny when they're born.
Yep. They're almost as small as marsupials -
This site
says 'less than a pound at birth' and 'smaller young, relative to any other placental mammal'. Momma bear runs between 175 and 500. Around a third of a percent.
Humans are 6 to 9 pounds at birth, for moms that average about 150. About 5% of the mother's mass, making human babies 15 times as large, proportional to mom at birth. A bison calf runs 40-50 pounds, mom 1,100; about 4% ratio. Whitetail Deer fawns 6.5 pds for a 120 pd doe. 5%.
Human babies are big compared to momma, but not out of line.
Ambivalence
2012-01-24 08:22:20 PM
Firethorn
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Ambivalence: Bears are really tiny when they're born.
Yep. They're almost as small as marsupials - This site says 'less than a pound at birth' and 'smaller young, relative to any other placental mammal'. Momma bear runs between 175 and 500. Around a third of a percent.
Humans are 6 to 9 pounds at birth, for moms that average about 150. About 5% of the mother's mass, making human babies 15 times as large, proportional to mom at birth. A bison calf runs 40-50 pounds, mom 1,100; about 4% ratio. Whitetail Deer fawns 6.5 pds for a 120 pd doe. 5%.
Human babies are big compared to momma, but not out of line.
I saw a documentary on Panda Bears (which are technically bears) and this panda gave birth to a little sqiggly thing that was the same size as a baby rabbit. My rabbit had 10 babies at once, this big ass panda only had one.
It just kind of boggled the mind.
octopied
2012-01-24 08:22:24 PM
Firethorn
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Ambivalence: Bears are really tiny when they're born.
Yep. They're almost as small as marsupials - This site says 'less than a pound at birth' and 'smaller young, relative to any other placental mammal'. Momma bear runs between 175 and 500. Around a third of a percent.
Humans are 6 to 9 pounds at birth, for moms that average about 150. About 5% of the mother's mass, making human babies 15 times as large, proportional to mom at birth. A bison calf runs 40-50 pounds, mom 1,100; about 4% ratio. Whitetail Deer fawns 6.5 pds for a 120 pd doe. 5%.
Human babies are big compared to momma, but not out of line.
I always wonder how baby bears don't get squished. They're about 1/400th the size of the mother (compared to something like 1/12th for humans)
Hive Mind
2012-01-24 09:08:57 PM
octopied
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Firethorn: Ambivalence: Bears are really tiny when they're born.
Yep. They're almost as small as marsupials - This site says 'less than a pound at birth' and 'smaller young, relative to any other placental mammal'. Momma bear runs between 175 and 500. Around a third of a percent.
Humans are 6 to 9 pounds at birth, for moms that average about 150. About 5% of the mother's mass, making human babies 15 times as large, proportional to mom at birth. A bison calf runs 40-50 pounds, mom 1,100; about 4% ratio. Whitetail Deer fawns 6.5 pds for a 120 pd doe. 5%.
Human babies are big compared to momma, but not out of line.
I always wonder how baby bears don't get squished. They're about 1/400th the size of the mother (compared to something like 1/12th for humans)
Oh the wonders of motherly tenderness.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2012-01-25 12:57:03 AM
Bear carcasses after they've been skinned also look freakishly human. When I was a kid, I once walked into my uncle's barn where he had a bear carcass hanging, and thought "Wow, I guess my cousin finally pissed the old man off for the last time".
doglover
2012-01-25 01:56:37 AM
Oztemprom
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somebody posted this in some other thread today, and it seems relevant
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2012-01-25 09:52:03 AM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
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Bear carcasses after they've been skinned also look freakishly human. When I was a kid, I once walked into my uncle's barn where he had a bear carcass hanging, and thought "Wow, I guess my cousin finally pissed the old man off for the last time".
Bear Paws vs Human Hands and Feet
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Firethorn
2012-01-25 12:11:16 PM
octopied
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I always wonder how baby bears don't get squished. They're about 1/400th the size of the mother (compared to something like 1/12th for humans)
Mother's tenderness, and momma's generally in her den and almost hibernating - the baby goes to a nipple and stays in the general area, for food and warmth. Momma's not moving much for the next several weeks, while baby is putting weight on quick.
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