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(Some Guy)   What's your best "My dick is so big..." joke? Link possibly not safe for work   (ryanbuck.com) divider line 671
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2003-10-18 09:35:01 AM  
"My dick is so big it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick."

-Drew Carey
 
2003-10-18 10:33:40 AM  
My dick is so big it has its own TotalFark account. Try and guess the login name.
 
2003-10-18 10:44:54 AM  
b0rg9, at first glance I thought that said "-Dick Cheney"
 
2003-10-18 11:05:43 AM  
 
2003-10-18 11:34:12 AM  
My dick's so big that it needs it's own, beer-filled roof.
 
2003-10-18 11:43:42 AM  
 
2003-10-18 11:47:50 AM  
What does a guy with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast?

Well this morning, I had a bagel and a glass of orange juice.
 
2003-10-18 11:50:38 AM  
Hehe 7forty7. One time on Fark they posted this link to Ron dressed as Mario. I composited several of the pics to come up with this-

 
2003-10-18 11:55:30 AM  
control That's pretty funny. Well done.
 
2003-10-18 12:00:30 PM  
My dick's so big that it's got it's own bungee jumpers.
 
2003-10-18 12:01:18 PM  
I'm hung like a baby: 19 inches, 12 and a half pounds.
 
2003-10-18 12:01:49 PM  
My dick is so big I gotta buy Nikes three at a time!
 
2003-10-18 12:02:06 PM  
My dick's so big its smegma sank the Titanic.
closes high school sex ed textbook
 
2003-10-18 12:02:09 PM  
"My dick is so big, even lesbians cannot resist it's power! Bwaahahahaha!"
 
2003-10-18 12:02:12 PM  
My dick is so big, it secretly runs the country from an undisclosed location.
 
2003-10-18 12:02:53 PM  
some men are have a fear of oral sex, that it feels like the woman is devouring their penis, im just afraid it will get caught in their teeth
 
2003-10-18 12:03:51 PM  
when I get excited, I pass out from lack of blood.
 
2003-10-18 12:04:12 PM  
"My dick is so big, even lesbians cannot resist it's power! Bwaaahahahahaha!"



Calling fark mod squad to delete 2003-10-18 12:02:09 PM post. Thanks much.
 
2003-10-18 12:04:46 PM  
I love like I love my dick size
 
2003-10-18 12:05:00 PM  
Hyernel
Best so far.
 
2003-10-18 12:05:08 PM  
animefarka

funny you should mention that....
 
2003-10-18 12:06:19 PM  
my dick is so big it has an elbow
 
2003-10-18 12:06:38 PM  
Control, that is awesome.

I always liked this one:
My dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.

or the classic:

My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
 
2003-10-18 12:07:08 PM  
My dick is so big its behind you
 
2003-10-18 12:07:16 PM  
I finally figured out how to make my dick 12 inches long....


...fold it in half.
 
2003-10-18 12:07:42 PM  
My dick's so big, Al Queda crashed a jetliner into it and just bounced off.
 
2003-10-18 12:07:45 PM  
Here's some more Drew Carey classics...

"My dick is so big, it was once overthrown in a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick."

"My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime."


...and probably my favorite-

"My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick."
 
2003-10-18 12:07:53 PM  
My dick is 12 inches long.
Folded in half.
 
2003-10-18 12:08:02 PM  
Also another favorite: My dick is so big I can make a necktie out of it.

To further the previous joke: If I got a hardon, Id choke to death.
 
2003-10-18 12:10:12 PM  
my dick is so big, it won't take Spielberg's calls

-Drew Carey
 
2003-10-18 12:10:16 PM  
My dick is big, it anchored the 4x100 relay team.
 
Rat [TotalFark]
2003-10-18 12:10:38 PM  
Who am I kidding...its pathetic. Chinese people laugh at me in the shower.

 
2003-10-18 12:10:39 PM  
My dick is so big my balls staged a coup to overthrow it.....and failed. It was called bay of my dick
 
2003-10-18 12:10:43 PM  
My dick is so big that it has its own gravity field.

Ahem. :|
 
2003-10-18 12:12:14 PM  
My dick is so big, Vanilla Ice sampled it in one of his songs.
 
2003-10-18 12:12:29 PM  
My dick is so big, it took the Devils to game seven.
 
2003-10-18 12:13:08 PM  
My dick is so big, Sammy Sosa tried to stuff cork in it and use it against the Marlins.
 
2003-10-18 12:13:35 PM  
My dick is so big, Real Madrid paid $4 million to get it away from Manchester United.
 
2003-10-18 12:14:01 PM  
My dick is so big, drink sizes come in Medium, Large, Extra large, and My Dick!
 
2003-10-18 12:14:26 PM  
My dick is so big, Saddam Hussein has been hiding in it for months.
 
2003-10-18 12:14:39 PM  
 
2003-10-18 12:15:10 PM  
My dick is so big, boxcutters are not allowed inside.
 
2003-10-18 12:15:16 PM  
My dick is so big they use my foreskin to cover yankee's stadium when it rains.
 
2003-10-18 12:16:00 PM  
"Why are you limping?"

"I was actually born with only one leg. To walk correctly, I have to get a hard-on. It's a real biatch to sit down too: thinking about baseball only works for so long."
 
2003-10-18 12:16:06 PM  
My dick is so big, someone stole the source code and posted it on the internet.
 
2003-10-18 12:16:19 PM  
My dick is so big they use my foreskin to cover yankee's stadium when it rains.


now with voting
 
2003-10-18 12:16:20 PM  
My dick is so damn big, I went into PSE&G, and the biatch goes, "Yo, deliveries are out back!" biatch mistook my dick for a telephone pole!
 
2003-10-18 12:16:21 PM  
My dick is so big that it donst trip over the furniture.

sorry trapezoid
 
2003-10-18 12:16:35 PM  
My dick is so big that when i go to Disney World they put a gate in front of it. Then the kids all rush to get on it and go "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" like its a farking roller coaster.
 
2003-10-18 12:16:57 PM  
My dick is so big, Microsoft just came out with a new patch to prevent it from taking over your computer.
 
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