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(BBC)   IMF says the eurozone crisis puts us in the "danger zone," or "just the tip" of a broader global economic crisis   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, International Monetary Fund, advanced economies, UK economy, Christine Lagarde, WTO, global economy  
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2285 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2012 at 3:00 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-01-24 03:11:20 PM  
3 votes:
Please Watch This (new window) if you want to understand what a growth economy really means.

Anyone who believes you can have infinite exponential growth on a finite planet is either a madman or an economist.
2012-01-24 10:44:00 PM  
1 vote:
I love you so much, farkers.
2012-01-24 04:46:20 PM  
1 vote:

I_C_Weener: Jerseysteve22: chechcal: Nadie_AZ: James!: Nadie_AZ: Why can't we just take the bankers out around behind the woodshed and stick them in the wood chipper?

Why would you have the wood chipper behind the woodshed? Wouldn't you want it in a shed of it's own to prevent rust? Why would you want to go to the back of the woodshed to use it? It's not like you're going to be chipping wood from that shed, you'd be doing branches and bankers and whatnot. The woodshed would be used for firewood.

What I'm saying is that your plan makes no sense.

I've seen the error of my ways. Let's put it in the woodshed.

NO, you fool! If you put the woodchipper in the woodshed, you're just going to build up a pile chipped wood, bankers, and Armani suits inside your woodshed. Even worse, the gore will certainly add moisture to the wood already stored in the shed, making for a long, cold, smokey winter as you try to burn that blood and gore soaked wood.

What you need is some sort of advanced shed technology specifically for wood chippers and chipped banker piles.

Maybe you can cut a hole into the side of the shed so that when you throw stuff into the woodchipper, all the chipped wood, bankers, and Armani suits could be diverted outside.

No one understands the real problem. Wood chippers chip wood. Wood is firm, and stiff. If gets ground into chips. Bankers however, are soft and filled with tendons and ligaments that stretch. Bankers are going to gum up the wood chipper something fierce. And Armani suits? Don't kid yourself about quality. They are just as easily ripped as off the rack suits. But the problem is they rip lengthwise and then get tangled in the grinder. So, what I'm saying is that if you absolutely have to risk gumming up a chipper with a banker, take his suit off first.

Already have that covered: you make sure the bankers are frozen solid before putting them in the chipper.
2012-01-24 03:47:03 PM  
1 vote:
hey, IMF why are you whining about this? Just take care of it or the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
2012-01-24 02:19:56 PM  
1 vote:
archer references are outnumbering populist rage comments so far. good work farkers, good work.
2012-01-24 02:13:37 PM  
1 vote:
Why can't we just take the bankers out around behind the woodshed and stick them in the wood chipper?
2012-01-24 01:12:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-01-24 12:58:54 PM  
1 vote:
I blame Kenny Loggins.
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