monoski: I wonder how Newt would feel if a bunch of Fark members were audience???
nevirus: So Newt is the fat white guy that has multiple marriages and rants about liberal conspiracies into microphones, Mitt is the ultra-wealthy guy who never had to worry about anything and fights to lower his own taxes, and Santorum is the hyper-religious guy who wants to inject his religious morality into law.It's as if the Republicans identified their caricatures and sought them out as presidential candidates. It reads like a lazy SNL skit of stereotypical Republicans.
vernonFL: From now on, all debates will be set in a steel cage in a post apocalyptic wasteland with Tina Turner as the moderator.
Diogenes: So when my professor said "Please hold all your questions until the end of the lecture" I could have sued him on First Amendment grounds?
markie_farkie: You know who else got off on large crowds of vocal supporters cheering him on while he was in a full-on spittle-flecked apoplectic fit of rage?
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