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basemetal

2012-01-24 10:33:52 AM

I'm not in college anymore.

InOmnibusCaritas

2012-01-24 10:34:19 AM

Everytime Obama is black, I will take a drink.

Robert1966

2012-01-24 10:35:52 AM

Drink instead of watching the SOTU address.

Aarontology

2012-01-24 10:36:39 AM

I'm not going to watch it.

randomizetimer

2012-01-24 10:37:25 AM

I will be watching Cowboys & Aliens instead of the President.

ami5000

2012-01-24 10:39:01 AM

I'll be waiting for the Google+ hangout after.

Quasar

2012-01-24 10:40:12 AM

Drink for every Republican who refuses to attend.

air_wx

2012-01-24 10:40:33 AM

I'll be drinking in the Google+ hangout after.

myschief

2012-01-24 10:40:46 AM

Drink for every applause break that lasts more than 10 seconds.

TheShavingofOccam123

2012-01-24 10:40:56 AM

Every time I see a fat old white guy in a blue suit, I'm gonna take a shot of Maker's Mark. I figure I'll pass out before the Sergeant-at-Arms opens his mouth. Which is nice.

Mirrorz

2012-01-24 10:41:02 AM

When I see "SOTU" I think "MOTU" which is the abbreviation for Masters of The Universe.

That show was horrible.
Why did I love He-Man so much as a kid? It's about 75% stock footage in every episode.

TrancePI

2012-01-24 10:41:21 AM

InOmnibusCaritas: Everytime Obama is black, I will take a drink.

How do you define "black"? You mean everytime he speaks in ebonics?

MissFeasance

2012-01-24 10:42:19 AM

Is that like a speech or something?

Kasira

2012-01-24 10:42:30 AM

Every time someone says something stupid, take a drink.

Those are my rules for every night though.

Mirrorz

2012-01-24 10:42:39 AM

I'll be drinking and I just realized I still have a Google+ account.

TrancePI

2012-01-24 10:42:45 AM

Mirrorz: When I see "SOTU" I think "MOTU" which is the .

I always think STFU when I see it.

Motion to change headline to "SotU" acronym...please?

Ponzholio

2012-01-24 10:43:00 AM

InOmnibusCaritas: Everytime Obama is black, I will take a drink.

Only drink half of your drink?

spcMike

2012-01-24 10:43:35 AM

Mirrorz: When I see "SOTU" I think "MOTU" which is the abbreviation for Masters of The Universe.

That show was horrible.
Why did I love He-Man so much as a kid? It's about 75% stock footage in every episode.

The updated version that came out in 2003 was much better.

Quasar

2012-01-24 10:43:41 AM

Mirrorz: When I see "SOTU" I think "MOTU" which is the abbreviation for Masters of The Universe.

That show was horrible.

But the movie was awesome!

ami5000

2012-01-24 10:44:00 AM

Who the hell decides these greens? The USS thread yesterday was better.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-24 10:44:31 AM

I'm going to drink anyway and not watch the SOTU.

Aarontology

2012-01-24 10:44:36 AM

Down the bottle when he announces the criminal immunity for wall street.

Eutamias21

2012-01-24 10:44:51 AM

ami5000: Who the hell decides these greens? The USS thread yesterday was better.

This would be my first green ever. I'm ... confused.

basemetal

2012-01-24 10:45:31 AM

Ha ha ha ha green! I love it because it pisses so many off.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-24 10:46:03 AM

As I said in the other thread:

Swig when everyone stands up to clap.
Two swigs when only the Democrats stand up to clap.
Finish your drink if only the Republicans stand up to clap.

InOmnibusCaritas

2012-01-24 10:46:08 AM

Ponzholio: Only drink half of your drink?

Yep. Fortunately, this is my drink:
i39.tinypic.com

Shostie

2012-01-24 10:46:56 AM

ami5000: Who the hell decides these greens? The USS thread yesterday was better.

A-f*cking-men.

spcMike

2012-01-24 10:47:45 AM

Eutamias21: ami5000: Who the hell decides these greens? The USS thread yesterday was better.

This would be my first green ever. I'm ... confused.

So, does this mean we can expect a hungover Euta thread tomorrow? Those are fun.

Aarontology

2012-01-24 10:48:02 AM

Shostie: ami5000: Who the hell decides these greens? The USS thread yesterday was better.

A-f*cking-men.

USS This.

Eutamias21

2012-01-24 10:48:15 AM

spcMike: So, does this mean we can expect a hungover Euta thread tomorrow? Those are fun.

No more weekday hangovers for this girl. Sorry to disappoint.

Eutamias21

2012-01-24 10:48:52 AM

IF WE COULD ALL STOP HATING ON MY FIRST EVER GREEN THAT'D BE GREAT, THANKS

Ceteris Paribus says

2012-01-24 10:50:10 AM

If that comes on I hope to change the channel.

Ponzholio

2012-01-24 10:50:25 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: As I said in the other thread:

Finish your drink if only the Republicans stand up to clap.

Hell, I will go out and buy some heroin and slam it and choke a hooker to only semi-conscientiousness if just the Republicans applaud Obama...

Bob Dolemite

2012-01-24 10:50:32 AM

I started doing this years ago, I'm glad it's caught on.

PrivateCaboose

2012-01-24 10:50:39 AM

I never watch it. I read the transcript the next day. It saves a ton of time.

oldfarthenry

2012-01-24 10:50:44 AM

At least you 'merikuns get to hear from your leader!
i149.photobucket.com

My refusal to address the Canuckian public in the media is due to safety reasons.
I could bore a roomful of accountants to death with my super-boredom powers!

cookiefleck

2012-01-24 10:50:45 AM

Whenever Pelosi does that hyper blinking thing she does, do a shot of moonshine.

Shostie

2012-01-24 10:50:46 AM

I'd like this thread better if it weren't Euta's thread, I bet.

TrancePI

2012-01-24 10:50:48 AM

I submitted this to TFD with a better headline.

Just sayin'

dickkead

2012-01-24 10:51:04 AM

I have better things to do, like pick my nose and eat it, or read comics, or go to the bathroom, all of those are better than SOTU.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-24 10:51:14 AM

Eutamias21: spcMike: So, does this mean we can expect a hungover Euta thread tomorrow? Those are fun.

No more weekday hangovers for this girl. Sorry to disappoint.

Amateur.

JerseyTim

2012-01-24 10:51:30 AM

I'll be too busy watching Joe Biden to participate in any sort of drinking game or even to pay attention to the speech itself. I love to watch him ham it up back there.

reagabeast

2012-01-24 10:51:43 AM

I've never had a green thread.

Aarontology

2012-01-24 10:52:12 AM

JerseyTim: I'll be too busy watching Joe Biden to participate in any sort of drinking game or even to pay attention to the speech itself. I love to watch him ham it up back there.

Sometimes I wonder if the reason the Speaker or VP makes a weird face is because the President ripped a juicy one.

Eutamias21

2012-01-24 10:52:24 AM

Shostie: I'd like this thread better if it weren't Euta's thread, I bet.

Fair.

reagabeast: I've never had a green thread.

In my entire time on this site I'm pretty sure I've only ever submitted TFD threads.

MissFeasance

2012-01-24 10:52:25 AM

Man, Euta's green sucks

sugarhi

2012-01-24 10:52:30 AM

I've never done this before and I don't plan on starting tonight.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-24 10:52:32 AM

cookiefleck: Whenever Pelosi does that hyper blinking thing she does, do a shot of moonshine.

She's going to be harder to spot, since she's only the minority leader. But, jeez, what was up with that when she was Speaker? It was like she was sending out Morse Code.

bigpete53

2012-01-24 10:53:13 AM

Eutamias21: IF WE COULD ALL STOP HATING ON MY FIRST EVER GREEN THAT'D BE GREAT, THANKS

Hey, is this your thread? I can't tell.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-24 10:53:16 AM

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