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		Michael Jackson arrested in Moscow subway for stealing wallet from passenger (english.pravda.ru)		30
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ArkAngel

2012-01-24 11:02:25 AM

Michael Jackson!?

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-01-24 11:17:04 AM

That wasnt very smooth....

I_Am_Weasel

2012-01-24 11:24:02 AM

Why did they drive past 4 police departments?

Akbar the Trappiste Monk

2012-01-24 01:36:46 PM

A smooth criminal he is not.

texdent

2012-01-24 01:37:20 PM

Did it matter if he was black or white?

Apos

2012-01-24 01:37:49 PM

Passenger: "He knocked me off of my feet!"

Headso

2012-01-24 01:41:07 PM

You leave Canda to go to Russia to pickpocket people, you can't explain that.

Typical Right Wing Doosh

2012-01-24 01:44:45 PM

"there was nothing wrong with it, until that no-talent ass clown starting making music and selling records."

part of the problem

2012-01-24 01:45:31 PM

So...he really is bad. Who knew?

laststarfighter

2012-01-24 01:46:50 PM

He probably knows how it feels when you're alone and you're cold inside.

velvet_fog

2012-01-24 01:50:56 PM

Michael Jackson arrested in Moscow subway for stealing ~~wallet~~ small children from passenger

Evil Mackerel

2012-01-24 01:53:16 PM

Heeee Heee Hooooo.

FuryOfFirestorm

2012-01-24 01:53:43 PM

It's just human nature for a stranger in moscow. Now leave him alone unless you wanna be starting something. A smooth criminal like that is dangerous and can mess you up real bad. Hopefully, he'll look at the man in the mirror and decide to heal the world.

Madaynun

2012-01-24 01:55:35 PM

I guess its a bad thing for such a smooth operator to get caught pickpocketing in Russia.

Perducci

2012-01-24 02:00:12 PM

Someone should ask him to change his ways.

ABQGOD

2012-01-24 02:12:54 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: It's just human nature for a stranger in moscow. Now leave him alone unless you wanna be starting something. A smooth criminal like that is dangerous and can mess you up real bad. Hopefully, he'll look at the man in the mirror and decide to heal the world.

Billy Jean, is that you?

Jon iz teh kewl

2012-01-24 02:25:29 PM

WAS IT A MINOR????

Lone Stranger

2012-01-24 02:44:15 PM