Technically she still is......it doesn't count if you stick it in her pooper. That's how the Catholic girls stay so pure.

Like a lot of young girls, Charlotte Baird promised herself she wouldn't sleep with a man unless he was 'the one'. But aged 11, she didn't anticipate it would take over 30 years to meet him.

If you want to wait for marriage or 'the one', more power to you. That being said, making serious life choices at the age of 11 might not be the best way to go about it. At eleven I still thought I was going to build my own sailboat and travel the world selling bracelets I would make from pearls that I found while diving for treasure.

I also thought 'doing it doggystyle' meant both people just lifted one leg (like dogs peeing) during sex. So yeah, you don't know much about the world at that age.

that hot piece of ass is still a virgin?

/she's a Munter

FTFA "Being celibate suits me and as I have never had sex, I don't miss it."

You can't miss something you've never experienced.

miss diminutive:

I also thought 'doing it doggystyle' meant both people just lifted one leg (like dogs peeing) during sex. So yeah, you don't know much about the world at that age.

Waitaminute... that's NOT how you're supposed to do it?

*scrolls down to the graduation picture*

Choice, sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

/over under on total cat ownership in her life?

Why would anyone buy a car without a test drive, let alone without ever driving any car ever.

miss diminutive: I also thought 'doing it doggystyle' meant both people just lifted one leg (like dogs peeing) during sex.

Wait.... you mean it doesn't? So what, you wear like dog costumes while you're doing it, or something? Do you bark?

I'm not saying everyone should sleep around, BUT... At 41, you're now used to doing things your way. You have no experience in relationship give-and-take, no understanding of how you can love someone and still be driven nuts sometimes, no understanding of even how to deal with that knowledge. You've never dealt with someone elses' dirty socks, spending habits, bad breath, or unbelievable taste in anime.

All YOU have, lady who I'm sure is nice in real life, is an untenable dream that if you find the one person who is perfect for you, that both you and he will be perfect all the perfectly perfect time.

So, you know, maybe get a dog first, a'ight?

"The one" met you a long time ago and bailed when you wouldn't have sex with him. Better luck next lifetime.

miss diminutive:
I also thought 'doing it doggystyle' meant both people just lifted one leg (like dogs peeing) during sex. So yeah, you don't know much about the world at that age.

That's not what it means?? Damn.... this explains... much

FTFA..."I think I will know The One when I see him and it will be a magical bolt from the blue."

Hold your breath for this one, Girl...If you feel a magical bolt from the blue, someone probably tased you.

miss diminutive: I also thought 'doing it doggystyle' meant both people just lifted one leg (like dogs peeing) during sex. So yeah, you don't know much about the world at that age.

*fap* ?

I've always thought "doggy style" should be sticking your nose in someone else's crotch. The on-all-fours position should be called "frisky baboon style"

She's not celibate, she's just asexual. She's not a virgin because of some strong and powerful choice of waiting for Mr. Right. She's just not interested in a sexual or even emotional relationship with anyone.

Charlotte does not often date - her last dinner out with a man was two years ago. Before that, she had not been taken out for eight years.

That's not waiting. That's avoiding.

I wish people that didn't like or want sex wouldn't find fancy, self-flattering ways to justify their asexuality. Or marry people who do want sex. And then pretend they are the normal one. Just admit it!

miss diminutive: I also thought 'doing it doggystyle' meant both people just lifted one leg (like dogs peeing) during sex. So yeah, you don't know much about the world at that age.

I'm going to assume no one explained it to you. I prefer to imagine the hilarious results when you attempted it.

Beaten by 11 seconds!

She may claim that her celibacy is her choice, but no, society has forced it upon her.

"Is there a Miss..." *excited gasp* "...es" "Awww..."

She's a control freak.
Do not want no matter what she looks like.

"Living a life of celibacy makes me feel secure and in control of my life.

bravian: FTFA "Being celibate suits me and as I have never had sex, I don't miss it."

You can't miss something you've never experienced.

I don't know how with a normal human libido you wouldn't "miss" it. When I was a virgin, I every inch of me was YEARNING for the "right" guy to come along. The only reason I made it through my virgin years was excessive masturbation.

/lefty and righty are a bit more lonely now

She thinks she has something so magical that it can only be given to The One as if her vagina is a talisman or magic sword in a fantasy novel. It's simultaneously cute and tragic.

stratagos: miss diminutive:
I also thought 'doing it doggystyle' meant both people just lifted one leg (like dogs peeing) during sex. So yeah, you don't know much about the world at that age.

That's not what it means?? Damn.... this explains... much

Well I'm glad I wasn't the only one who got a "wtf are you doing?" look when it finally came time to do the deed.

BurnShrike: The on-all-fours position should be called "frisky baboon style"

That would have saved me (and I'm sure plenty of other misinformed 11 year olds) much confusion.

jam1221: FTFA..."I think I will know The One when I see him and it will be a magical bolt from the blue."

Hold your breath for this one, Girl...If you feel a magical bolt from the blue, someone probably tased you.

I like to call this "Disney Princess Syndrome". It's the idea that magically there's a "prince charming" out there just waiting to meet you and sweep you off your feet. Unfortunately, it's a fairy tale and holding men to that level is unrealistic. You're only bound to remain single, or wind up horribly disappointed by reality.

Disney movies have been farking up women's lives for decades now. It's a movie. Real life doesn't work that way.

cgraves67: She may claim that her celibacy is her choice, but no, society has forced it upon her.

Are you referring to her looks? She's not gorgeous, but take a look at some of the less-than-attractive women who are married or have long-term partners. And I'm not talking about women who were hot in their 20s and let themselves go - I'm talking about women who were never graced with beauty to begin with. And not all of them have the personality to make up for it, either.

Homely. That is all.

elev8meL8r: [img.thesun.co.uk image 380x493]
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Nice!

Lollipop165: The only reason I made it through my virgin years was excessive masturbation.

Go on...

Aidan: All YOU have, lady who I'm sure is nice in real life, is an untenable dream that if you find the one person who is perfect for you, that both you and he will be perfect all the perfectly perfect time.

Yeah, the whole notion of mr or mrs right has killed more relationships than all of the other dealbreakers combined.

Lollipop165: bravian: FTFA "Being celibate suits me and as I have never had sex, I don't miss it."

You can't miss something you've never experienced.

I don't know how with a normal human libido you wouldn't "miss" it. When I was a virgin, I every inch of me was YEARNING for the "right" guy to come along. The only reason I made it through my virgin years was excessive masturbation.

/lefty and righty are a bit more lonely now

Thank you. You made my lunch more enjoyable with the mental image.

miss diminutive:

I also thought 'doing it doggystyle' meant both people just lifted one leg (like dogs peeing) during sex. So yeah, you don't know much about the world at that age.

Because of the copy of "Buttman and Throbbin'" that my friend pilfered from his stepdad, I thought that doggy-style was the only way people had sex.

Egoy3k: Why would anyone buy a car without a test drive, let alone without ever driving any car ever.

Don't you know that if you drive before buying, you are burned forever in a realm of unending pain? Geez, some people are so out of touch with reality.

A 40 year old virgin woman probably knows nothing of her own sexuality. She'd be lousy in bed. She might figure it out in 20 years, but then she'd be sixty. Eff that.

/ I'm 40
// currently boinking a 48-year old woman who is very sexual
/// I don't even ask how many guys she's been with

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin.

She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:

"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said.

The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.

They simply wrote: "Returned unopened.

miss diminutive: Like a lot of young girls, Charlotte Baird promised herself she wouldn't sleep with a man unless he was 'the one'. But aged 11, she didn't anticipate it would take over 30 years to meet him.

If you want to wait for marriage or 'the one', more power to you.

I am going to have to disagree. Sexual compatibility is an important factor in a long term relationship. You shouldn't buy a car without a test drive.

"Being celibate suits me and as I have never had sex, I don't miss it."

How the hell can you miss something you've never had? I've never had live ocotopus for dinner, and I have no concept for it to miss it.

I don't think the world will miss out on much if she never breeds.

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You are an hero.

She's really not all that bad, if this is a recent picture.

Well, she's quickly approaching the age where the only "One" she's going to be able to get will need a pump, a cock ring and a week's advanced notice in order to perforate her pathetic pussy.

Why do people so this shiat to themselves? Life is too short to spend a day in self-imposed celibacy.

Boeheimian Rhapsody: miss diminutive:

I also thought 'doing it doggystyle' meant both people just lifted one leg (like dogs peeing) during sex. So yeah, you don't know much about the world at that age.

Waitaminute... that's NOT how you're supposed to do it?

My doggie "style" involves shiatting in the corner of the room then rubbing my ass on the carpet.

"I think I will know The One when I see him and it will be a magical bolt from the blue."

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My god its spreading!.. reads article oh, no shes not. nvm