In before ZOMG SOSHILIZM!!!1!

ZOMG SOSHIL...Dammit Glenford!

Fairness is a muslim marxist concept

And Obama knows what's fair and what isn't.

When the gov't tries to divy up winners and losers, don't work the "99%" always end up losers.

MugzyBrown: don't work the "99%" always end up losers.

Hello, Freud!

BKITU: No matter how much you shake or dance
The last two drops go in your pants

A word to the wise from your old pal, Pennywise.

But seriously, Obama could do nothing but repeat a Ronald Reagan speech and the Republicans will cal him a secret socialist muslin.

Weaver95: doesn't matter what he says, the Republicans will oppose it.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, two words: TAX CUTS!" (Drops mic on stage. Exit left.)

Fair shake, chicken in every pot, whatever. Old, tired, busted.

-- Tax reform so that wealthy Americans pay more and the Bush tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 expire

Eliminating the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts means EVERYONE pays more. So the wealthy pay A LOT more, but everyone's going to pay to support the next Solyndra. Leadership!

-- More refinancing for homeowners in trouble

Oh, yes, please. Because so far it's worked like a dream.

-- Additional tax breaks for companies that bring back jobs to the United States

Fark the companies that never left. Let's create new rules that increase the discretion of the federal government to share the wealth. If you're keeping track, the talking points are "companies are evil, except when they can be bribed." Great thinking.

-- Enhanced education and job-training initiatives, especially for high school graduates seeking technical degrees

What is this, 2008? Has this guy forgotten that he did all this before? Does he think anyone's stupid enough to buy this crap? That a couple evening classes in Microsoft Office is going to turn the tide and bring employment back to where it was when Obama took office?

Disappointing, even for Obama

FTFA:

-- Tax reform so that wealthy Americans pay more and the Bush tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 expire

-- Additional tax breaks for companies that bring back jobs to the United States

-- Establishment of the so-called "Buffett Rule" that would set a minimum tax rate for people earning more than $1 million.

Just do those three things, buddy. Insist that the tax code should be written so that every American must do their own taxes without hiring an accountant or a team of lawyers to minimize their liability. I will love you forever.

I think he should do "A Fair Shakedown." He can start by passing the hat around Congress, asking them to donate what they will of all funds gained from investments in firms they now are writing legislation for, and to pledge their anticipated fees when they get voted out and become lobbyists.

Serious Black: FTFA:

-- Tax reform so that wealthy Americans pay more and the Bush tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 expire

-- Additional tax breaks for companies that bring back jobs to the United States

-- Establishment of the so-called "Buffett Rule" that would set a minimum tax rate for people earning more than $1 million.

Just do those three things, buddy. Insist that the tax code should be written so that every American must do their own taxes without hiring an accountant or a team of lawyers to minimize their liability. I will love you forever.

Sounds reasonable, I don't see how the republicans will find a way to come out against tax cuts for companies that hire in the US but I am sure they will.

Serious Black: -- Establishment of the so-called "Buffett Rule" that would set a minimum tax rate for people earning more than $1 million.

He should call it the Romney Rule.

Headso: Sounds reasonable, I don't see how the republicans will find a way to come out against tax cuts for companies that hire in the US but I am sure they will.

It's just more government meddling in the taxes of companies. Let the free market find its own solutions!

Garet Garrett: Fair shake, chicken in every pot, whatever. Old, tired, busted.

-- Tax reform so that wealthy Americans pay more and the Bush tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 expire

Eliminating the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts means EVERYONE pays more. So the wealthy pay A LOT more, but everyone's going to pay to support the next Solyndra. Leadership!

-- More refinancing for homeowners in trouble

Oh, yes, please. Because so far it's worked like a dream.

-- Additional tax breaks for companies that bring back jobs to the United States

Fark the companies that never left. Let's create new rules that increase the discretion of the federal government to share the wealth. If you're keeping track, the talking points are "companies are evil, except when they can be bribed." Great thinking.

-- Enhanced education and job-training initiatives, especially for high school graduates seeking technical degrees

What is this, 2008? Has this guy forgotten that he did all this before? Does he think anyone's stupid enough to buy this crap? That a couple evening classes in Microsoft Office is going to turn the tide and bring employment back to where it was when Obama took office?

Disappointing, even for Obama

Why do you pretend to be a lawyer? You can't argue for shiat.

s2s2s2: Weaver95: doesn't matter what he says, the Republicans will oppose it.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, two words: TAX CUTS!" (Drops mic on stage. Exit left.)

Obama is too busy destroying American to even spend time on the SOTU speech. He's clearly trying to avoid making any promises or answering any important issues so that he can't be caught in a lie later. Least transparent president ever.

ourbigdumbmouth: s2s2s2: Weaver95: doesn't matter what he says, the Republicans will oppose it.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, two words: TAX CUTS!" (Drops mic on stage. Exit left.)


I like it but I think this will work too:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, two words: IRAN WAR!" (Drops mic on stage. Cartwheel Exit left.)

Obama talks big on Iran, but how is he planning to pay for it? He won't cut entitlements or federal agencies. This is just more tax and spend derpocrap socialism.

/too easy

Serious Black: Insist that the tax code should be written so that every American must do their own taxes without hiring an accountant or a team of lawyers to minimize their liability.

You know who benefits from tax code complexity? Rich people. Because they've paid for lobbyists to convince lawmakers to insert [pet deduction] into the tax code. Invariably, the phrase 'simplify the tax code' is a euphemism for lowering rates on the wealthy while foisting higher taxes onto the middle and working classes.

From what I've read, the President is going to come out swinging with this speech. The White House is already going on about the "We Can't Wait" projects and programs that the President has authority to initiate without Congress's approval.

That, combined with the decidedly partisan tone of the impending SoTU speech, means that he's going into campaign mode. Personally, I can't wait to see him start scalping the GOP contenders.

Don't forget to shake it once for Elvis

Could someone help me with this headline:
More than two is playing with the theme to be?

Infernalist: From what I've read, the President is going to come out swinging with this speech. The White House is already going on about the "We Can't Wait" projects and programs that the President has authority to initiate without Congress's approval.

That, combined with the decidedly partisan tone of the impending SoTU speech, means that he's going into campaign mode. Personally, I can't wait to see him start scalping the GOP contenders.


If I tune into tonight and he's doing his regular schtick of "why can't we all just get along to cut taxes, government services, and screw poor people" I'm going to be very disappointed in your prognosticating.

Emposter: /too easy

Too Easy, you say? (new window)

Come on air and give goalie Tim Thomas a pardon. That's be awesome.

As a moderate GOP voter its good to see Obama pulling away from the meaningless "hope" and "change" vauguities that catapulted him into office. I think he puts forward some very important ideas and is zeroing in on the areas America has slipped over the years. IF he keeps the message consistent and practices what he preaches while finishing up this term, he might be worth a second look. At the moment Gingrich scares the shait outta me, and Romney is simply not an inspirational candidate that I'd rally around and frankly hasn't been acting like someone I'd be proud to say represents our country. This is going to be an interesting year.

/wishes zombie Teddy Roosevelt or Norman Rockefeller came back and cleaned GOP house

s2s2s2: Emposter: /too easy

Too Easy, you say? (new window)

Wow, that's terrible, even for auto-tuned crap.

I Said: Serious Black: FTFA:

-- Tax reform so that wealthy Americans pay more and the Bush tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 expire

-- Additional tax breaks for companies that bring back jobs to the United States

-- Establishment of the so-called "Buffett Rule" that would set a minimum tax rate for people earning more than $1 million.

Just do those three things, buddy. Insist that the tax code should be written so that every American must do their own taxes without hiring an accountant or a team of lawyers to minimize their liability. I will love you forever.

-- Add tax brackets at each 10x over a million: 10 million, 100 million, etc

-- Go after offshore tax havens half as vigorously as you'd like to go after online pirates and weed dealers

Black / Said 2016

Book it.

Le Grand Inquisitor: As a moderate GOP voter its good to see Obama pulling away from the meaningless "hope" and "change" vauguities that catapulted him into office. I think he puts forward some very important ideas and is zeroing in on the areas America has slipped over the years. IF he keeps the message consistent and practices what he preaches while finishing up this term, he might be worth a second look. At the moment Gingrich scares the shait outta me, and Romney is simply not an inspirational candidate that I'd rally around and frankly hasn't been acting like someone I'd be proud to say represents our country. This is going to be an interesting year.

/wishes zombie Teddy Roosevelt or Norman Rockefeller came back and cleaned GOP house

*Nelson Rockefeller

lennavan: I Said: Serious Black: FTFA:

-- Tax reform so that wealthy Americans pay more and the Bush tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 expire

-- Additional tax breaks for companies that bring back jobs to the United States

-- Establishment of the so-called "Buffett Rule" that would set a minimum tax rate for people earning more than $1 million.

Just do those three things, buddy. Insist that the tax code should be written so that every American must do their own taxes without hiring an accountant or a team of lawyers to minimize their liability. I will love you forever.

-- Add tax brackets at each 10x over a million: 10 million, 100 million, etc

-- Go after offshore tax havens half as vigorously as you'd like to go after online pirates and weed dealers

Black / Said 2016

Book it.

Unfortunately, I'll only be 33 when the President is inaugurated in 2017, so you'll have to wait for the 2020 election if you want to put me in the White House.

sprawl15: Headso: Sounds reasonable, I don't see how the republicans will find a way to come out against tax cuts for companies that hire in the US but I am sure they will.

It's just more government meddling in the taxes of companies. Let the free market find its own solutions!

By taking away the ability for American companies to hire the people they need, Obama encourages illegal immigration. By crippling foreign economies, he sets the stage for them to become dependent on American foreign aid. Obama doesn't want American dollars to stay in America, he wants to give them to poor people overseas. These are your tax dollars, heartland of America, and Fartbongo is re-distributing your wealth to Muslims and terrorists around the world.

PanicMan: Serious Black: -- Establishment of the so-called "Buffett Rule" that would set a minimum tax rate for people earning more than $1 million.

He should call it the Romney Rule.

I originally read that as "Buffet Rule" and I liked that idea.

I Said: -- Add tax brackets at each 10x over a million: 10 million, 100 million, etc

-- Go after offshore tax havens half as vigorously as you'd like to go after online pirates and weed dealers

Not gonna happen, since it would be detrimental to rich people.

DarnoKonrad: Infernalist: From what I've read, the President is going to come out swinging with this speech. The White House is already going on about the "We Can't Wait" projects and programs that the President has authority to initiate without Congress's approval.

That, combined with the decidedly partisan tone of the impending SoTU speech, means that he's going into campaign mode. Personally, I can't wait to see him start scalping the GOP contenders.


If I tune into tonight and he's doing his regular schtick of "why can't we all just get along to cut taxes, government services, and screw poor people" I'm going to be very disappointed in your prognosticating.

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Merry Christmas, Ralphie

Serious Black: Unfortunately, I'll only be 33 when the President is inaugurated in 2017, so you'll have to wait for the 2020 election if you want to put me in the White House.

You're out. Elizabeth Warren is in. Book it.

lennavan: I Said: Serious Black: FTFA:

-- Tax reform so that wealthy Americans pay more and the Bush tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 expire

-- Additional tax breaks for companies that bring back jobs to the United States

-- Establishment of the so-called "Buffett Rule" that would set a minimum tax rate for people earning more than $1 million.

Just do those three things, buddy. Insist that the tax code should be written so that every American must do their own taxes without hiring an accountant or a team of lawyers to minimize their liability. I will love you forever.

-- Add tax brackets at each 10x over a million: 10 million, 100 million, etc

-- Go after offshore tax havens half as vigorously as you'd like to go after online pirates and weed dealers

Black / Said 2016

Book it.

Isn't N0bama the Black Said ticket already?