And the article features a pic of the happy couple.

Faded reality TV star gutterslut. Nice to know Cutler is setting his sights too low off the field as well.

The Bears should never have let Sexy Rexy go.

I'm sure she is devastated with this accident.

Cymbal: Faded reality TV star gutterslut. Nice to know Cutler is setting his sights too low off the field as well.

Well, he is staring at her ass...

Usually it ends up on her feet.

Wadded Beef: And the article features a pic of the happy couple.

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It's nice to know that Jay isn't disinterested and pouting when he's on the sideline. He makes that same stupid face off the field too.

picodenico: Cymbal: Faded reality TV star gutterslut. Nice to know Cutler is setting his sights too low off the field as well.

Well, he is staring at her ass...

He prob should have checked down and slipped it to her tight end instead. He wouldn't have needed any protection at all.

This pretty much ensures she'll never have to work again.

What do I mean, "again"?

This shouldn't be unexpected. I mean, it's not like Cutler ever has protection.

Rapmaster2000: It's nice to know that Jay isn't disuninterested and pouting when he's on the sideline.

FTFY. Sorry, pet peeve.

ChrisDe: This pretty much ensures she'll never have to work again.

What do I mean, "again"?

I don't know, I think farking Jay Cutler would automatically make her the female Mike Rowe. He looks like the kinda guy who does just enough muff diving to get by, then flips on his back and lets her do all the work.

Cymbal: ChrisDe: This pretty much ensures she'll never have to work again.

What do I mean, "again"?

I don't know, I think farking Jay Cutler would automatically make her the female Mike Rowe. He looks like the kinda guy who does just enough muff diving to get by, then flips on his back and lets her do all the work.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Arkanaut: The Bears should never have let Sexy Rexy go.

Cymbal: He looks like the kinda guy who does just enough muff diving to get by, then flips on his back and lets her do all the work.

Peeping Tom, get away from my window!!!

Arkanaut: The Bears should never have let Sexy Rexy go.

Meh. Both of them are just good enough to get you beat.

Mmmmm....



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//needs to be obese to be cute
/my bad

Cymbal: Faded reality TV star gutterslut. Nice to know Cutler is setting his sights too low off the field as well.

Oh, did your "gutterslut" comment not get enough love in the other thread?

Aww. Poor you.

Maybe more people will love on you here for it.

Mr_Fabulous: Meh. Both of them are just good enough to get you beat.

Cutler was having a pretty good year this year before he got hurt. Now Caleb Hanie, there's a bad quarterback.

Bears should have rolled the dice on McNabb keeping them afloat and hoped Cutler could come back for the playoffs.

I would engage in vigorous fornication with this woman. If you know what i mean and I think you do.

Senor Spielbergo: Cymbal: Faded reality TV star gutterslut. Nice to know Cutler is setting his sights too low off the field as well.

Oh, did your "gutterslut" comment not get enough love in the other thread?

Aww. Poor you.

Maybe more people will love on you here for it.

You got me all figured out, Sir Whiteknight. Keep it up, I'm sure she will send you a text that says "d2f?"

Cymbal: Senor Spielbergo: Cymbal: Faded reality TV star gutterslut. Nice to know Cutler is setting his sights too low off the field as well.

Oh, did your "gutterslut" comment not get enough love in the other thread?

Aww. Poor you.

Maybe more people will love on you here for it.

You got me all figured out, Sir Whiteknight. Keep it up, I'm sure she will send you a text that says "d2f?"

Yuh-huh. Looks like you got me all figured out too, Mr. Repeat.

Arkanaut: The Bears should never have let Sexy Rexy go.

We'll trade ya straight up.

/Redskins fan

IAmRight: 13 TDs in 10 games - legend!

Their line is bad, their receivers are really bad, and their tight ends don't catch passes. I'm not saying he should go to the pro bowl, but he had 13TD/7Int and the guys who replaced him 5/13. If he doesn't get hurt they win 10 or 11 games and make the playoffs.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Mmmmm....

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/oh wait, this is fark.com
//needs to be obese to be cute
/my bad

No, she's fine. Damn fine.

Fark does hate a bag of antlers, and I don't see any antlers.

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Cymbal: Faded reality TV star gutterslut. Nice to know Cutler is setting his sights too low off the field as well.

LOL wow bitter much? If you ever wonder why people avoid you at all costs, it's stuff like this.

IAmRight: you have pee hands: Cutler was having a pretty good year this year before he got hurt. Now Caleb Hanie, there's a bad quarterback.

13 TDs in 10 games - legend!

You probably should consider actually watching games.

tarkus1980: She's a better receiver than anybody on the Bears.

I dunno, Sam Hurd was pretty good at receiving stuff.

/For a while anyway

Johnny Knox was supposed to pick up condoms for Jay, once again he dropped the ball.?

Yeah, i'm sure getting knocked up by a millionaire was totally an "accident"....yeeeeahh.....

that picture looks like he wishes some stairs were in their path

/ bears fans may get lucky since the field may prove to be his only respite

LarryDan43: Johnny Knox was supposed to pick up condoms for Jay, once again he dropped the ball.

Nah, that was Roy Williams. Johnny Knox was supposed to go to the Walgreens a few blocks away to get them but ran the wrong route and never made it.

IAmRight: you have pee hands: Cutler was having a pretty good year this year before he got hurt. Now Caleb Hanie, there's a bad quarterback.

13 TDs in 10 games - legend!

I know that most people are sort of blinded by the awesomeness that is the Rodgers/Tebow/Brady/Tebow/Brees/Stafford/Tebow show, but once you get beyond talking heads of ESPN, Cutler was quietly having a top 10 QB year (granted not legendary, and not top 5), especially considering that he got hurt right as they were entering the weakest part of the Bears schedule.

bel4sucks: Cymbal: Faded reality TV star gutterslut. Nice to know Cutler is setting his sights too low off the field as well.

LOL wow bitter much? If you ever wonder why people avoid you at all costs, it's stuff like this.

Not at all bitter. Calling it like I see it.

And if you can't snark on Fark, what's the point of this site?

you have pee hands: Bears should have rolled the dice on McNabb keeping them afloat and hoped Cutler could come back for the playoffs.

The system Martz runs is too complicated to pick up quickly so McNabb would have been playing with a very limited playbook. Plus, he has been GODfarkINGAWFUL for 2 or 3 years now. Why would that change all of a sudden?

snowshovel: I know that most people are sort of blinded by the awesomeness that is the Rodgers/Tebow/Brady/Tebow/Brees/Stafford/Tebow show, but once you get beyond talking heads of ESPN, Cutler was quietly having a top 10 QB year (granted not legendary, and not top 5), especially considering that he got hurt right as they were entering the weakest part of the Bears schedule

Don't bother arguing with him. Cutler could throw for 5000 yards, 40 TDs, 5 INTs and the Bears could go 16-0 and IAmRight would still try to argue Cutler sucks.

Cymbal: Not at all bitter. Calling it like I see it.

LOL so a girl who just got knocked up by a guy she's engaged to is a gutterslut? I've never seen naked pics of her, or heard about a sex tape. Yeah what a farking whore.

Oh and any man who is proud of being a snide little biatch (sorry, it's what snark is) should just off himself. You sound like a snotty ass sorority girl

bel4sucks: Cymbal: Not at all bitter. Calling it like I see it.

LOL so a girl who just got knocked up by a guy she's engaged to is a gutterslut? I've never seen naked pics of her, or heard about a sex tape. Yeah what a farking whore.

Oh and any man who is proud of being a snide little biatch (sorry, it's what snark is) should just off himself. You sound like a snotty ass sorority girl

Never said I was proud of it. It's just fun to practice snark on here. See what kind of responses you get. You could say I was "trolling" for comments.

Cymbal: bel4sucks: Cymbal: Not at all bitter. Calling it like I see it.

LOL so a girl who just got knocked up by a guy she's engaged to is a gutterslut? I've never seen naked pics of her, or heard about a sex tape. Yeah what a farking whore.

Oh and any man who is proud of being a snide little biatch (sorry, it's what snark is) should just off himself. You sound like a snotty ass sorority girl

Never said I was proud of it. It's just fun to practice snark on here. See what kind of responses you get. You could say I was "trolling" for comments.

...and I called you on it.

markyp09: The system Martz runs is too complicated to pick up quickly so McNabb would have been playing with a very limited playbook. Plus, he has been GODfarkINGAWFUL for 2 or 3 years now. Why would that change all of a sudden?

McNabb was still very good his last season with the Eagles, despite what most of their fans would tell you, and even on the Skins and Vikings he was closer to average than awful. Those just weren't good teams. He's still got a strong arm. And who else are you going to pick up in the middle of the season, Favre? I mean, ideally the Bears should have had a backup who wasn't unbelievably incompetent but they missed that boat. Being better than Caleb Hanie is not a high hurdle to clear. There are probably 50 or 60 quarterbacks in the NFL better than Hanie.

you have pee hands: despite what most of their fans would tell you, and even on the Skins and Vikings he was closer to average than awful.

You know how I know you didn't watch the second half of McNabb's season in Washington? You take away one good game early against Philly, and he aspired to average, at best. His QB rating for the season was an anemic 77.1, ranking him soundly below Kyle Orton, John Kitna, and Jason farking Campbell for that season.

you have pee hands: Being better than Caleb Hanie is not a high hurdle to clear. There are probably 50 or 60 quarterbacks in the NFL better than Hanie.

As much as Chicago fans were not happy with Cutler going down, few of us thought Caleb would be as bad as he turned out to be over a 6-game stretch.

Jay Cutler and Matt Forte were the things keeping that awful OL and WR group looking like an NFL-worthy offense.

Kornchex: IAmRight: you have pee hands: Cutler was having a pretty good year this year before he got hurt. Now Caleb Hanie, there's a bad quarterback.

13 TDs in 10 games - legend!

He would have been good enough to beat the rest of the AFC West if the Chargers hadn't hurt him in a game they had already lost. So, there is that.

It was payback for Hochuli