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DamnYankees		2012-01-24 09:08:17 AM

Things which strike me as good: Pitt, Bejo and Dean Pelton getting nominations.

Bad: No nominations at all for Shame.

Vodka Zombie		2012-01-24 09:20:48 AM

The Undefeated?!? Really?

The academy's trolling is, I think. Did anyone even see that thing?

Diogenes		2012-01-24 09:37:03 AM

Hollywood nominating a conservative documentary? That Nolte guy over at Breitbart's going to have an aneurysm.

RexTalionis		2012-01-24 09:45:59 AM

I'm very impressed that Max Von Sydow is still alive. The man has looked like he was in his 80s since the 80s. Same thing with John Hurt.

WhoIsWillo		2012-01-24 09:50:10 AM

Wow, that is more nominations than I expected Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close to get.

In other news, "Man or Muppet" has to win Best Original Song, right?

RussianPooper		2012-01-24 09:58:18 AM

"The Undefeated" didn't get nominated, "Undefeated" did. It's a documentary about an inner city high school football team.

Diogenes		2012-01-24 10:02:57 AM

RussianPooper: "The Undefeated" didn't get nominated, "Undefeated" did. It's a documentary about an inner city high school football team.

That make alot more sense.

sweetmelissa31		2012-01-24 10:16:56 AM

No nominations for Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence?

Vodka Zombie		2012-01-24 10:22:38 AM

RussianPooper: "The Undefeated" didn't get nominated, "Undefeated" did. It's a documentary about an inner city high school football team.

Ahh... Thanks for that. Farkin' articles? How do they work?

Jackson Herring		2012-01-24 10:30:58 AM

sweetmelissa31: No nominations for Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence?

It's under Medical Documentary.

Honest Bender		2012-01-24 10:40:22 AM

Complete list of the nominations for the 84th Academy Awards nominations.

They were nominated for nominations?

EggSniper		2012-01-24 10:42:35 AM

Complete nomination list of the nominations for the nominations of the 84th Academy Awards nominations

FTFY subby

/nom nom nom nom

Craptastic		2012-01-24 10:43:18 AM

Vodka Zombie: The Undefeated?!? Really?

The academy's trolling is, I think. Did anyone even see that thing?

I'd give credit, but I forget which farker said it: Calling that movie "The Undefeated" is like calling Grizzley Man "The Uneaten".

DjangoStonereaver		2012-01-24 10:43:37 AM

Honest Bender: Complete list of the nominations for the 84th Academy Awards nominations.

They were nominated for nominations?

Accidentally the whole thing, baby.

obeymatt		2012-01-24 10:43:50 AM

I see this Michael Fassbender name all of the time, and I don't know one movie he has been in. Difficulty: I have a toddler and rarely go to the movies.

Arxane		2012-01-24 10:44:19 AM

RussianPooper: "The Undefeated" didn't get nominated, "Undefeated" did. It's a documentary about an inner city high school football team.

So it's not "Undefeatable", a movie about two men grunting to each (new window) other about their frustrations?

fruitloop		2012-01-24 10:44:28 AM

WhoIsWillo: Wow, that is more nominations than I expected Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close to get.

In other news, "Man or Muppet" has to win Best Original Song, right?

Bret has got it going on.

DamnYankees		2012-01-24 10:44:40 AM

obeymatt: I see this Michael Fassbender name all of the time, and I don't know one movie he has been in. Difficulty: I have a toddler and rarely go to the movies.

So why are you posting about it?

TravisBickle62		2012-01-24 10:45:13 AM

obeymatt: I see this Michael Fassbender name all of the time, and I don't know one movie he has been in. Difficulty: I have a toddler and rarely go to the movies.

He was in that movie you didn't see

nakedcritic		2012-01-24 10:45:20 AM

Too bad it isn't the Palin doc - I had a zinger about how when she loses, they'd have to change the name to "Easily Defeated".

Mavent		2012-01-24 10:45:24 AM

Palin aside, the nominations confirm what I've been thinking all year- that this was an incredibly crappy year for movies.

MindStalker		2012-01-24 10:45:46 AM

Subby: I don't get it, neither Palin or Julianne Moore or Tina Fey are on the list.. :(

Cranialsodomy		2012-01-24 10:45:50 AM

Vodka Zombie: The Undefeated?!? Really?

The academy's trolling is, I think. Did anyone even see that thing?

"Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" for best picture is the academy trolling. I believe it's already made some "worst of 2012" lists.

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-01-24 10:46:16 AM

I'm still basking in Idris Elba's victory at the Golden Globes.

I legitimately have no idea who most of these nominees are, and not in an "I'm hip" kind of way. I just thought it was a bad year for movies when Jonah Hill gets a nomination.

Impasse		2012-01-24 10:46:33 AM

Mavent: Palin aside, the nominations confirm what I've been thinking all year- that this was an incredibly crappy year for movies.

Clearly the fault of rampant internet piracy.

PsyLord		2012-01-24 10:46:37 AM

Really? Sarah Palin? I never thought that these award shows had any merit. This just adds to that belief. Seriously, swag and awards for actors and musicians but no widely televised awards for teachers, scientists, doctors, humanitarians, etc? Our society sucks.

Hoboclown		2012-01-24 10:47:15 AM

Diogenes: Hollywood nominating a conservative documentary? That Nolte guy over at Breitbart's going to have an aneurysm.

He'll be ok, he'll get to write a scathing rant about liberal conspiracy when she doesn't win.

DamnYankees		2012-01-24 10:48:06 AM

Mavent: Palin aside, the nominations confirm what I've been thinking all year- that this was an incredibly crappy year for movies.

Yeah, not a very good year.

Best Picture Ranking Best to Worst - All these were very good movies

1) "The Artist" Thomas Langmann, Producer
2) "Moneyball" Michael De Luca, Rachael Horovitz and Brad Pitt, Producers
3) "Hugo" Graham King and Martin Scorsese, Producers
4) "Midnight in Paris" Letty Aronson and Stephen Tenenbaum, Producers
5) "The Descendants" Jim Burke, Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor, Producers
6) "The Help" Brunson Green, Chris Columbus and Michael Barnathan, Producers

Didn't See

"Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close" Scott Rudin, Producer
"The Tree of Life" Nominees to be determined
"War Horse" Steven Spielberg and Kathleen Kennedy, Producers

rynthetyn		2012-01-24 10:48:14 AM

On another note, the guy who plays Dean Pelton on Community got nominated for the Descendants screenplay.

Harry Freakstorm		2012-01-24 10:48:16 AM

obeymatt: I see this Michael Fassbender name all of the time, and I don't know one movie he has been in. Difficulty: I have a toddler and rarely go to the movies.

I'm not sure either. I think he's the great great great...grandfather to this guy.

pool.theinfosphere.org

MindStalker		2012-01-24 10:50:20 AM

PsyLord: Really? Sarah Palin? I never thought that these award shows had any merit. This just adds to that belief. Seriously, swag and awards for actors and musicians but no widely televised awards for teachers, scientists, doctors, humanitarians, etc? Our society sucks.

No, I think subby is trolling. There was a football movie called Undefeated, which is also the name of Palins book. Maybe that's what subby is talking about...

Jake Havechek		2012-01-24 10:50:25 AM

"The Academy" are bunch of assholes. They can go fark themselves long and hard.

I've boycotted them since Bill Murray wasn't even nominated for Best Supporting Actor in "Rushmore".

BalugaJoe		2012-01-24 10:51:13 AM

Jonah Hill should not be nominated for anything.

Jake Havechek		2012-01-24 10:52:11 AM

Jonah Hill should be punched in the stomach for "Allen Gregory".

DoblerMeyer		2012-01-24 10:52:14 AM

WhoIsWillo: Wow, that is more nominations than I expected Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close to get.

In other news, "Man or Muppet" has to win Best Original Song, right?

The only way that song wouldn't win is if "Life's A Happy Song" from The Muppets were nominated as well. Since it's not, then yes "Man or Muppet" better win. And why the hell are there only two songs nominated? I mean, other than the one I mentioned, there's got to be a couple more out there that at least deserved consideration.

Oh, and the original score from Attack The Block got robbed. Link (new window)

Tatterdemalian		2012-01-24 10:52:23 AM

The Hollywood limo liberals will never get over Sarah Palin.

/seriously, never

TravisBickle62		2012-01-24 10:52:44 AM

BalugaJoe: Jonah Hill should not be nominated for anything.

Yeah I was surprised by that, he was perfectly competent but the role didn't require a great deal in the way of acting.

Harry Freakstorm		2012-01-24 10:54:09 AM

Had to look for Sarah's nomination

Foreign Language Film

• "Dis iz Americer, Eh?" Sarah Palin

wildcardjack		2012-01-24 10:54:23 AM

RussianPooper: "The Undefeated" didn't get nominated, "Undefeated" did. It's a documentary about an inner city high school football team.

Yeah, I had to go look that up. You know, since ctrl-f didn't turn up anything to do with Sarah farkin Palin.

Donnchadha		2012-01-24 10:54:32 AM

Harry Freakstorm: obeymatt: I see this Michael Fassbender name all of the time, and I don't know one movie he has been in. Difficulty: I have a toddler and rarely go to the movies.

I'm not sure either. I think he's the great great great...grandfather to this guy.

[pool.theinfosphere.org image 225x169]

That's great! What's the little guy's name?

Wise_Guy		2012-01-24 10:54:36 AM

BalugaJoe: Jonah Hill should not be nominated for anything.

I was just thinking about that-- he didn't really do anything in Moneyball. There was literally no range to his character. Not saying it was his fault, just that it seemed to be written that way.

"Just sit there and be fat."

Jake Havechek		2012-01-24 10:54:58 AM

Palin has man jowls now. She looks like.............she doesn't look good. She's going to lose her gig on FOX News Channel because Ailes hired her for her looks.

Mad_Radhu		2012-01-24 10:55:08 AM

obeymatt: I see this Michael Fassbender name all of the time, and I don't know one movie he has been in. Difficulty: I have a toddler and rarely go to the movies.

He was young, badass Magneto in X-Men: First Class.

TravisBickle62		2012-01-24 10:55:53 AM

Wise_Guy: BalugaJoe: Jonah Hill should not be nominated for anything.

I was just thinking about that-- he didn't really do anything in Moneyball. There was literally no range to his character. Not saying it was his fault, just that it seemed to be written that way.

"Just sit there and be fat."

Well he also had to look kinda brainy ... so "Just sit there and be fat and look brainy"

Mr. Parker		2012-01-24 10:56:49 AM

No nominations for drive? Academy fails!

Rip Dashrock		2012-01-24 10:56:54 AM

The Academy Awards? Isn't that something that real old people watch?
Seriously, some of you watch it? Do you also have a subscription to The National Enquirer?

Diogenes		2012-01-24 10:57:03 AM

Tatterdemalian: The Hollywood limo liberals will never get over Sarah Palin.

/seriously, never

We don't take kindly to shallow attempts to foist a tremendous fraud on the American people.

SonOfSpam		2012-01-24 10:57:09 AM

Vodka Zombie: The Undefeated?!? Really?

The academy's trolling is, I think. Did anyone even see that thing?

John Wayne and Rock Hudson were great in that.

Diogenes		2012-01-24 10:57:48 AM

Rip Dashrock: The Academy Awards? Isn't that something that real old people watch?
Seriously, some of you watch it? Do you also have a subscription to The National Enquirer?

I'm gay, and even *I* don't watch them.

/please don't take my homo card