They're really Dominicans trying to pass off as Cubans.

ChrisDe: They're really Dominicans trying to pass off as Cubans.

Nice.

Funny, we were chanting "Defect! Defect! DefectDefectDefect!" during the Canada/Cuba game.

I didn't think they'd take us seriously

jaylectricity: I was expecting lesbians. Give me some damn lesbians.

Especially from a website called CANOE SLAM.

If you cant beat Haiti in soccer, your country is really bad at soccer.

VICTORY!

Are they hot?

What? Leaving the Socialist Paradise that is Cuba? For Canaduh? Unpossible. They must be hot and the RCMP kidnapped them against their will.

jaylectricity: I was expecting lesbians. Give me some damn lesbians.

Also came for lesbii
/Leaving unsatisfied

Are they hot?

So, in an article about defecting Cuban soccer players, why's there's a picture of a blond white girl holding a volleyball?

SlothB77: b-b-but, i thought the cuban health care system was so superior, no one would want to leave?

You will note they did not defect to the US. The chose the Canuks instead, so they'll have to wait in line for three weeks just to get an asprin.

Out of the socializm frying pan, into the socialzm fire, as it were.

Are they hot?

I suspect they've just got clam diving. It's a popular sport amongst female soccer players, rumor has it.

big sugi: So, in an article about defecting Cuban soccer players, why's there's a picture of a blond white girl holding a volleyball?

Because this is really a story about Calvinball.

I read the article headline as "defecating" and I was really confused for a moment.

So can they cross the border into the US and claim asylum like they do in FL with the wet/dry feet thing?

rancidPlasma: So can they cross the border into the US and claim asylum like they do in FL with the wet/dry feet thing?

yup

Rent Party: SlothB77: b-b-but, i thought the cuban health care system was so superior, no one would want to leave?

You will note they did not defect to the US. The chose the Canuks instead, so they'll have to wait in line for three weeks just to get an asprin.

Out of the socializm frying pan, into the socialzm fire, as it were.

read again chief. They defected to the United States.

sprgrss: Rent Party: SlothB77: b-b-but, i thought the cuban health care system was so superior, no one would want to leave?

You will note they did not defect to the US. The chose the Canuks instead, so they'll have to wait in line for three weeks just to get an asprin.

Out of the socializm frying pan, into the socialzm fire, as it were.

read again chief. They defected to the United States.

It says no such thing.

FTFA:

Citing privacy laws, U.S. Customs and Border officials would not confirm or deny the players had crossed into the United States through the Peace Arch border south of Vancouver, while U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement said it wasn't involved in the asylum process unless there is a criminal element.

Rent Party: sprgrss: Rent Party: SlothB77: b-b-but, i thought the cuban health care system was so superior, no one would want to leave?

You will note they did not defect to the US. The chose the Canuks instead, so they'll have to wait in line for three weeks just to get an asprin.

Out of the socializm frying pan, into the socialzm fire, as it were.

read again chief. They defected to the United States.

It says no such thing.

FTFA:

Citing privacy laws, U.S. Customs and Border officials would not confirm or deny the players had crossed into the United States through the Peace Arch border south of Vancouver, while U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement said it wasn't involved in the asylum process unless there is a criminal element.

And yet the article says they defected to the United States.

sprgrss: Rent Party: sprgrss: Rent Party: SlothB77: b-b-but, i thought the cuban health care system was so superior, no one would want to leave?

You will note they did not defect to the US. The chose the Canuks instead, so they'll have to wait in line for three weeks just to get an asprin.

Out of the socializm frying pan, into the socialzm fire, as it were.

read again chief. They defected to the United States.

It says no such thing.

FTFA:

Citing privacy laws, U.S. Customs and Border officials would not confirm or deny the players had crossed into the United States through the Peace Arch border south of Vancouver, while U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement said it wasn't involved in the asylum process unless there is a criminal element.

And yet the article says they defected to the United States.

No it doesnt. Quote it if you think it does.