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(The News & Observer (NC)) Amusing Woman fights off intruder by beating him senseless with a bedpost, gets offers from Yankees, Dodgers   (newsobserver.com) divider line 26
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mr_a [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 08:45:09 AM
Lucky he didn't run into that 85 year old woman from Alaska that took a shovel to a moose.
 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 12:47:02 PM
Looks like she hit his face for a home run.
 
cgraves67
2012-01-24 12:49:03 PM
Did she keep an old bedpost around for home defense or did she rip it right off the bedframe in a fit of rage? Because that's the mental image I'm having.
 
WhackingDay
2012-01-24 12:49:16 PM
Hope the cops read him his rights.
 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 12:50:36 PM
And next time, instead of reaching for a bedpost, try the all-new Bat-Table:

i.imgur.com
 
Freakin Rican
2012-01-24 12:51:37 PM
headline fails.
 
neversubmit
2012-01-24 12:53:03 PM
Woman beats off man. Must have been a weekday.
 
PsyLord
2012-01-24 12:55:07 PM
Wouldn't the WWE be more interested?

hacksawjimduggan.moonfruit.com
 
Huck Chaser [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 01:00:42 PM
Probably not what he had in mind when he asked to be another notch on her bedpost.
 
Rwa2play
2012-01-24 01:03:08 PM
Huck Chaser: Probably not what he had in mind when he asked to be another notch on her bedpost.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're done here.
 
Big Man On Campus
2012-01-24 01:06:05 PM
That's ridiculous Subby, everyone knows the Dodgers need pitching more than anything.
 
Buttbone McGillicutty
2012-01-24 01:12:48 PM
He took her car key to jail?
Way to do the prosecutor's job there, buddy.
 
Fano
2012-01-24 01:14:00 PM
Does the intruder lose his flavor
on the bedpost overnight?
 
neversubmit
2012-01-24 01:14:17 PM
Freakin Rican: headline fails.

and fark is poorer for it

/a sad, i haz it
 
lude
2012-01-24 01:15:51 PM
Is that you Bubba?

//lude
 
Bit'O'Gristle
2012-01-24 01:24:43 PM
Miranda had been in custody for nearly a week when police obtained a warrant on Thursday to search Miranda's belongings at the jail in an effort to locate the key to the victim's car. Among the items searched was a Buick key, court records show.


/Wait a minute..you waited a WEEK after you arrested him before searching his items? Wtf?
reminds me of this one...where a suspect shot a cop..and nobody bothered to shake him down for weapons. Be warned,not safe for lunch or weak hearts. Doesn't end well.

Link (new window)
 
OldManDownDRoad [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 01:29:15 PM
Bit'O'Gristle:
reminds me of this one...where a suspect shot a cop..and nobody bothered to shake him down for weapons. Be warned,not safe for lunch or weak hearts. Doesn't end well.


Jeebus.

I'd bet this was one of those situations where too many people were involved, and everyone thought "someone else" had done the shake-down.
 
Bit'O'Gristle
2012-01-24 01:31:32 PM
OldManDownDRoad: Bit'O'Gristle:
reminds me of this one...where a suspect shot a cop..and nobody bothered to shake him down for weapons. Be warned,not safe for lunch or weak hearts. Doesn't end well.


Jeebus.

I'd bet this was one of those situations where too many people were involved, and everyone thought "someone else" had done the shake-down.

/Indeed. And i had to laugh at the detective, after the guy shot himself, the cop just picks up his shiat and walks out. OH well, interview over. LOL. Sorry. :)
 
tillerman35
2012-01-24 01:50:32 PM
The intruder is at the age of unbelieving now.
 
Aigoo [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 01:52:35 PM
OldManDownDRoad: Bit'O'Gristle:
reminds me of this one...where a suspect shot a cop..and nobody bothered to shake him down for weapons. Be warned,not safe for lunch or weak hearts. Doesn't end well.


Jeebus.

I'd bet this was one of those situations where too many people were involved, and everyone thought "someone else" had done the shake-down.

The article is tinfoil hat time at it's best, though. But OF COURSE the cops murdered him or gave him a gun to kill himself with.

That's four different kinds of stupid.
 
vice_magnet
2012-01-24 02:06:49 PM
Hey at least it wasn't a pink flamingo.
 
Elmo Jones [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 02:14:45 PM
I went with "don't bring a "nothing" to a bedpost fight, and linked to a different story. There's no point in this post really...
On TV, she said she pulled the post off, but it was already loose.
This dude is going to be the b*tch in jail.
 
KyDave [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 02:38:44 PM
Until pics: witholding decision of whether or not I would mind being beaten-off.

On one hand: squirted out a couple of puppies, might be a breeder.
On the other: she maybe drives a Buick.

Elmo Jones: I went with "don't bring a "nothing" to a bedpost fight, and linked to a different story. There's no point in this any post on Fark really...
On TV, she said she pulled the post off, but it was already loose.
This dude is going to be the b*tch in jail.

We're all just commenting on the sky of blue and sea of green.

/Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
 
Duke_leto_Atredes
2012-01-24 03:34:41 PM
PacManDreaming: And next time, instead of reaching for a bedpost, try the all-new Bat-Table:

[i.imgur.com image 400x400]

order form please
 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 04:29:10 PM
FTFA: RALEIGH -- A burglary suspect wound up in the hospital with a broken ankle, cuts, bruises and a badly swollen eye after the victim bashed him in the face with a bedpost, authorities reported.

God, I love stories like this!


FTFA: Police have accused Miranda of breaking into the residence where a woman was at home with two small children, according to a search warrant filed Monday. The woman, armed with a bedpost, confronted the suspect and subdued him with multiple blows and then phoned 911, authorities reported. Miranda was still at the woman's home when the police arrived.

AWESOME!!! Just f*cking awesome!!!

/I hope the police remembered to read him his rights...
 
Bob_Sled
2012-01-24 08:22:53 PM
Did they read him his Miranda rights?
 
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