That article really went off onto a random tangent in the middle.

ollowing a morning brouhaha

That's probably the first time I've read something using the word "brouhaha" this century. Well done!

DO NOW WANT!!

I'd hit it with my pink flamingo.

I'm going to change my name to A 48 Year Old Man.

Got a certain ring to it.

Sybarite: A 65-year-old man stated "Mandy" was banging on the door and trying to get in.

Well, she came and she gave without taking, but he sent her away.

Win!

A gray streak on a 29 year old is not flattering nor attractive.

The chief difficulty Amanda found at first was in managing her flamingo: she succeeded in getting its body tucked away, comfortably enough, under her arm, with its legs hanging down, but generally, just as she had got its neck nicely straightened out, and was going to give the hedgehog a blow with its head, it would twist itself round and look up in her face, with such a puzzled expression that she could not help bursting out laughing...

Amanda soon came to the conclusion that it was a very difficult game indeed.

rebelyell2006: That article really went off onto a random tangent in the middle.

the writer padded the hell out of the article with a history of the plastic flamingo. He/she must be paid by the line. Surprisingly it wasn't cut and pasted from wikipedia.

I might touch her with the outstrectched Flamingo. (Of course, she looks like she would be into that).

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DrippinBalls: Wellon Dowd

I'd hit it with my pink flamingo. a two x four and an axe.

It's not something I'm proud of, just a fact.

Mandys I'd rather hit if given the chance:

l swear. First thought was

"Little pig little pig let me in."

"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin"

So is she in jail for breaking a $10 lawn ornament, or because she was drunk? This being Florida, I'm pretty sure one of theie field sobriety tests involves the officer handing you a pink flamingo. If you smash it, you fail.

I wonder how old the man was.

I've seen a lot of women who haven't had much luck
I've seen you looking like you've been run down by a truck
That ain't nice to say sometimes I guess I'm really hard
But I'm gonna put buckshots in your pants if you step into my yard
When I watch the police come by and move you on
Well I sometimes wonder what's beneath the mess you've become
Well you may have been a pioneer in the trade of women's wear
But all you got was a mop up job washing other people's stairs
chorus
I'm gonna tell the world, you're a dirty little girl
Someone grab that biatch by the ears
Rub her down scrub her back
And turn her inside out
'Cause I bet she hasn't had a bath in years
Here's my own belief about all the dirty girls
That you have to clean the oyster to find the pearl
And like rags that belong to you I belong to myself
So don't show up around here till your social worker's helped
[repeat chorus]

Good morning Baltimore!

Yet another Responsible USian Gun Owner (tm)

Wow, Floridians take their pink flamingos very seriously.
The lawn ornament cost $10.00 yet because it is the icon for white trash and poor taste breaking one is an arrest able offence, I think this cultural diversity tolerance thing has gone to far....

Mega Steve: ollowing a morning brouhaha

That's probably the first time I've read something using the word "brouhaha" this century. Well done!

Eveyone on Fark should try to work it into a conversation this week.

Combustion: Mega Steve: ollowing a morning brouhaha

That's probably the first time I've read something using the word "brouhaha" this century. Well done!

Eveyone on Fark should try to work it into a conversation this week.

Ha ha ha!

/take your mukluks out of the cornstarch, they're getting damp

MBooda: Combustion: Mega Steve: ollowing a morning brouhaha

That's probably the first time I've read something using the word "brouhaha" this century. Well done!

Eveyone on Fark should try to work it into a conversation this week.

Ha ha ha!
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/take your mukluks out of the cornstarch, they're getting damp


*golfclap*

This woman is sick. How dare she waste a flamingo like that. Plastic flamingos are senselessly killed and thrown to the curb to rot. EAT WHAT YOU KILL!

MBooda: Combustion: Mega Steve: ollowing a morning brouhaha

That's probably the first time I've read something using the word "brouhaha" this century. Well done!

Eveyone on Fark should try to work it into a conversation this week.

Ha ha ha!
[tralfaz-archives.com image 400x400]
/take your mukluks out of the cornstarch, they're getting damp

Came for ND reference.

/You mean the old same place

Watch out. They're assembling for revenge for their fallen comrade.