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(TMZ)   Porn star Tori Black arrested for domestic battery in a dispute over breast milk. Police are still investigating how she beat the husband off   (tmz.com) divider line 199
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2012-01-24 08:21:37 AM  
Award-winning porn star

Her folks must me so proud.
 
2012-01-24 09:02:30 AM  
Baby formula does not equal a boobshake.
 
2012-01-24 09:06:33 AM  
C'mon guys, let's make this thread a good one.
 
2012-01-24 09:09:44 AM  
Meh, she's not as pretty as Jayden Jaymes.
 
2012-01-24 09:10:48 AM  
police say Tori admitting punching Lyndell in the back of the head, but also claimed he shoved her into a wall.

Yeah, well, usually when you punch someone in the back of the head, the next logical step is for that person is to farking hit you back.

She just wanted to step out for a few drinks, and he was concerned she might end up sucking some dicks on the way to the parking lot.
 
2012-01-24 09:11:49 AM  
She was going to bring her kid to the awards? Thats just wrong. Its crying would be so disruptive.
 
2012-01-24 09:13:13 AM  
Tori -- along with her fiance and BABY -- were primarily in Vegas for the AVNs where she was a nominee ... but did not win


"Filming that airtight scene was very difficult but my fiancee and new baby gave me the inspiration to take those last few inches."
 
2012-01-24 09:13:52 AM  

Sybarite: Award-winning porn star

Her folks must me so proud.

"American pornographic actress,Tori Black has an estimated net worth of $8 million.She entered the adult film industry in 2007,and has since appeared in over 200 movies."

I can't afford McDonald's coffee.

 
2012-01-24 09:14:03 AM  
I'd hit it.

/Someone had to say it.
 
2012-01-24 09:15:13 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Sybarite: Award-winning porn star

Her folks must me so proud.

"American pornographic actress,Tori Black has an estimated net worth of $8 million.She entered the adult film industry in 2007,and has since appeared in over 200 movies."

I can't afford McDonald's coffee.


well, you know what they say... "Money IS everything."
 
2012-01-24 09:15:48 AM  
Is she the one who does ATM?
 
2012-01-24 09:17:16 AM  

whipbambucket: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Sybarite: Award-winning porn star

Her folks must me so proud.

"American pornographic actress,Tori Black has an estimated net worth of $8 million.She entered the adult film industry in 2007,and has since appeared in over 200 movies."

I can't afford McDonald's coffee.

well, you know what they say... "Money IS everything."


Hey, it's either this or communist porn. I'm not sure what that is, but if it's anything like East German cars or Soviet rock then I'll pass.
 
2012-01-24 09:18:07 AM  
You punch me in the back of the head I'm going to activate your motherfarking dental plan, female or not.
 
2012-01-24 09:20:03 AM  

whipbambucket: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Sybarite: Award-winning porn star

Her folks must me so proud.

"American pornographic actress,Tori Black has an estimated net worth of $8 million.She entered the adult film industry in 2007,and has since appeared in over 200 movies."

I can't afford McDonald's coffee.

well, you know what they say... "Money IS everything."


Have you ever watched porn? If you have, then I don't think you should be looking down your nose at people who have chosen that as a career. Some people actually enjoy being porn actors and they make pretty good money at it. Who are you to judge?
 
2012-01-24 09:20:14 AM  

Jake Havechek: You punch me in the back of the head I'm going to activate your motherfarking dental plan, female or not.


Chick hits you in the back of the head she is more likely to fracture her hand than to hurt your head
 
2012-01-24 09:20:37 AM  
One drunk porn star.
Two silicone implanted mammaries.
Point five liters of booze infused breast milk.
One donkey punch.
One AVN award for best DVDA scene.
One drug addicted husband who is "in a band"
A five month old progeny,
Four prescriptions of Valtrex,
And 10 cases of Magnum condoms; ribbed for her pleasure.
Shoot, a fella could have...a...good...time in...Vegas with all of this stuff.
 
2012-01-24 09:22:59 AM  
Link (new window)
 
2012-01-24 09:23:01 AM  
t3.gstatic.com

Meh, with kevlar for the sharp knees, I'd hit it.

/and industrial strength impermeable body condoms
 
2012-01-24 09:28:35 AM  
I was trying to look up that Daily Show clip with Tony Tedeschi talking about how tough it was being a male pr0nner because the pay wasn't on the level of the female "actresses" but I couldn't find it anywhere. It's a pretty old clip. Anyway, as it relates to Tori Black being worth $8mil.
 
2012-01-24 09:31:37 AM  
she's absolutely gorgeous and is a fantastic performer, but based on the interviews and behind the scenes stuff i've watched, she's about as smart as a bag of hammers.
 
2012-01-24 09:33:06 AM  

TravisBickle62: Is she the one who does ATM?


What? Do most porn stars just pay for everything with credit?

/got nothin'
//Have fapped to that.
 
2012-01-24 09:35:27 AM  
The article's comments are disturbing.
 
2012-01-24 09:38:23 AM  
I guess big porn stars are a commercial porn thing.. the stuff I see online, I never see the same woman more than once.
 
2012-01-24 09:40:57 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: whipbambucket: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Sybarite: Award-winning porn star

Her folks must me so proud.

"American pornographic actress,Tori Black has an estimated net worth of $8 million.She entered the adult film industry in 2007,and has since appeared in over 200 movies."

I can't afford McDonald's coffee.

well, you know what they say... "Money IS everything."

Have you ever watched porn? If you have, then I don't think you should be looking down your nose at people who have chosen that as a career. Some people actually enjoy being porn actors and they make pretty good money at it. Who are you to judge?


Welcome to Fark!

I'm not judging her, just you. I could care less what she does for a living! You brought up the money, as if that's alone should make her parents proud in the midst of her being involved in a double assault in front of her infant child while drunk in Vegas.
 
2012-01-24 09:41:54 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Who are you to judge?


In this case, the mother is a drunken abusive mess. Porn or not we can judge.
 
2012-01-24 09:41:54 AM  

TravisBickle62: Is she the one who does ATM?


Which one doesn't is the better question
 
2012-01-24 09:42:30 AM  

Alphax: I guess big porn stars are a commercial porn thing.. the stuff I see online, I never see the same woman more than once.


If they sign with companies like Vivid, they are set, b/c they get paid well per scene, plus get large appearance fees. Then there are the girls who made middle class income ($50k) doing many scenes for those "reality" based sites, and just change their names, and dye their hair. You'll see them on Banbros, Realitykings, etc, doing 200 movies, making a 1/3rd of the bigger names income.

And, I just realized I know too much about the business side of porn...I don't know where to be proud, or disgusted at myself.
 
2012-01-24 09:45:11 AM  
Lots of women from the Czech Republic work in porn for 3-4 months, then go back home and live off the cash for a year, then come back and do more.
 
2012-01-24 09:54:22 AM  

zato_ichi: One drunk porn star.
Two silicone implanted mammaries.Point five liters of booze infused breast milk.
One donkey punch.
One AVN award for best DVDA scene.
One drug addicted husband who is "in a band"
A five month old progeny,
Four prescriptions of Valtrex,
And 10 cases of Magnum condoms; ribbed for her pleasure.
Shoot, a fella could have...a...good...time in...Vegas with all of this stuff.


ftfy
 
2012-01-24 10:05:49 AM  
I am curious to know how well the men do. It seems as though they get paid less but have more stability in their career prospects. Does anyone know if in the long term men do well?
 
2012-01-24 10:07:06 AM  

Gergesa: I am curious to know how well the men do. It seems as though they get paid less but have more stability in their career prospects. Does anyone know if in the long term men do well?


The (few) men that have staying power often produce smut as well. Fair or not, men are more respected on the business side of things
 
2012-01-24 10:08:42 AM  

enderthexenocide: she's about as smart as a bag of hammers.


Makes sense for a porn star, since her whole career is built on how much she gets nailed.
 
2012-01-24 10:09:32 AM  

R.A.Danny: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Who are you to judge?

In this case, the mother is a drunken abusive mess. Porn or not we can judge.


I wouldn't say that, unless there's a long history of this sort of behavior on her rap sheet. It seems pretty obvious what happened here; she was in town to celebrate some professional recognition, that involved staying out late and drinking with her fellow industry types, the dad resented this and passive aggressively expressed his displeasure by not going out and buying enough food for the kid, she -drunk to an extend not made clear by the article- returned, saw this, and complained, he lashed out at her with insults calling her a "bad mother" instead of saying what he really felt (which was something more like "I don't like that you're the bread-winner, I don't feel I should be left to take care of the kid, and I don't like the idea of you hanging out at that porn award show because I have ideas about what goes on there that make me feel insecure), she in her drunken state hit him from behind for what she considered a below the belt insult (women really don't like being called bad mothers in a society where motherhood and womanhood are considered synonymous), and then he started shoving her because he was pissed, frustrated, and maybe a little ashamed of himself.

All in all neither side behaved in a way they should be proud of, particularly when there was a baby right there the whole time, but to call her a "drunk abusive mess" on the basis of a single incident is going too far. Everybody is flawed, and everybody makes mistakes; hopefully this will be the end of it, though who knows how long protective services will be holding the kid.
 
2012-01-24 10:10:04 AM  
I think the crime here, that everyone is overlooking, is that these awful parents were feeding their baby Saline milk!!
 
2012-01-24 10:10:20 AM  

R.A.Danny: Gergesa: I am curious to know how well the men do. It seems as though they get paid less but have more stability in their career prospects. Does anyone know if in the long term men do well?

The (few) men that have staying power often produce smut as well. Fair or not, men are more respected on the business side of things


watched a documentary on it a couple of years ago, they make double doing gay porn than straight, so some of them have to fight within themselves to do a little Brokeback love for a lot more money, while still maintaining their heterosexuality.
 
2012-01-24 10:11:26 AM  

Heron: to call her a "drunk abusive mess" on the basis of a single incident is going too far.


You hit your spouse once and you're a piece of shiat. End of story. Booze is not an excuse either.
 
2012-01-24 10:11:35 AM  
Remember this is FARK, porn performers are less than human, even thought most of the guys in here beat their dicks like it owes them money.
 
2012-01-24 10:12:47 AM  

Jake Havechek: Remember this is FARK, porn performers are less than human


What alternate Fark do you frequent?

Female porn stars are the unquestioned deities of Fark.
 
2012-01-24 10:13:07 AM  

Heron: I wouldn't say that, unless there's a long history of this sort of behavior on her rap sheet. It seems pretty obvious what happened here; she was in town to celebrate some professional recognition, that involved staying out late and drinking with her fellow industry types, the dad resented this and passive aggressively expressed his displeasure by not going out and buying enough food for the kid, she -drunk to an extend not made clear by the article- returned, saw this, and complained, he lashed out at her with insults calling her a "bad mother" instead of saying what he really felt (which was something more like "I don't like that you're the bread-winner, I don't feel I should be left to take care of the kid, and I don't like the idea of you hanging out at that porn award show because I have ideas about what goes on there that make me feel insecure), she in her drunken state hit him from behind for what she considered a below the belt insult (women really don't like being called bad mothers in a society where motherhood and womanhood are considered synonymous), and then he started shoving her because he was pissed, frustrated, and maybe a little ashamed of himself.


There are alot of assumptions made in this that render the conclusion unreliable.
 
2012-01-24 10:14:37 AM  

FinFangFark: watched a documentary on it a couple of years ago, they make double doing gay porn than straight, so some of them have to fight within themselves to do a little Brokeback love for a lot more money, while still maintaining their heterosexuality.


It seems that in MOST (obviously not all) cases, men get into porn because they want to, not because they are lacking the ability to make a living. Many women (again not all) in porn have been abused growing up and see no other way out of their situation than porn or prostitution.

Yes, these are generalizations, but an able bodied male has an advantage in this world when it comes to employment in this world.
 
2012-01-24 10:17:27 AM  

nopokerface: Drunken and drugged up female porn stars are the unquestioned deities of Fark.

 
2012-01-24 10:18:20 AM  

Fear_and_Loathing: nopokerface: Drunken and drugged up female porn stars are the unquestioned deities of Fark.


Well, yeah. Thought that went without saying!
 
2012-01-24 10:18:39 AM  
For shame, Fark! Only two new names to research and one was in the headline? With the way this thread is, this truly is not a bookmark.

Monica Mattos! Smoking hot and as filthy as it gets.
 
2012-01-24 10:20:48 AM  

R.A.Danny: FinFangFark: watched a documentary on it a couple of years ago, they make double doing gay porn than straight, so some of them have to fight within themselves to do a little Brokeback love for a lot more money, while still maintaining their heterosexuality.

It seems that in MOST (obviously not all) cases, men get into porn because they want to, not because they are lacking the ability to make a living. Many women (again not all) in porn have been abused growing up and see no other way out of their situation than porn or prostitution.

Yes, these are generalizations, but an able bodied male has an advantage in this world when it comes to employment in this world.


I agree, with coupled with the fact that most porn viewers don't give two shiats about the man who is banging the girls, they are able to get in and out (no pun intended) of the industry and have normal lives, or some semblance of a normal life.

And if you listen to female porn stars in interviews on shows like Stern, Lovelines or other shows, it's clear that their is some subrooted issue that let them go down that path. Guys? It's b/c they have a big dong, and can let it earn them some cash.

A lot of the girls in porn start off stripping or posing for nude pics, and make the transition, at least the newer crop. But, after 4/5 years, if they aren't coked out and falling apart, they are struggling to maintain their youth while trying to stave off the new crop of girls that are suffering from daddy issues.

Like Chris Rock said, "My only job, ONLY JOB, is to keep her off the pole." In more ways than one.
 
2012-01-24 10:21:17 AM  

FinFangFark: police say Tori admitting punching Lyndell in the back of the head, but also claimed he shoved her into a wall.

Yeah, well, usually when you punch someone in the back of the head, the next logical step is for that person is to farking hit you back.

She just wanted to step out for a few drinks, and he was concerned she might end up sucking some dicks on the way to the parking lot.



How else is she going to be able to work on her reverse donkey-punch skills?
 
2012-01-24 10:22:15 AM  

rudemix: For shame, Fark! Only two new names to research and one was in the headline? With the way this thread is, this truly is not a bookmark.

Monica Mattos! Smoking hot and as filthy as it gets.


Alright, here you go:

www.tori-black.net
 
2012-01-24 10:22:35 AM  

nopokerface: Well, yeah. Thought that went without saying!


How much did you pay in taxes?
 
2012-01-24 10:23:26 AM  

nopokerface:

Female porn stars are the unquestioned deities of Fark.


"yeah, I'd fark her, but she's a drugged up diseased whore" sounds like worship to me.
 
2012-01-24 10:24:39 AM  

FinFangFark: Alright, here you go:


Please label and link.
 
2012-01-24 10:24:40 AM  
Is he the pop?
 
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