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(TMZ)   Porn star Tori Black arrested for domestic battery in a dispute over breast milk. Police are still investigating how she beat the husband off   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2012-01-24 10:24:47 AM  

Jake Havechek: "yeah, I'd fark her, but she's a drugged up diseased whore" sounds like worship to me.


Every rule has exceptions.
 
2012-01-24 10:29:36 AM  

Fear_and_Loathing: FinFangFark: Alright, here you go:

Please label and link.


Yeah, thongs are a no-no in the workplace.,
 
2012-01-24 10:32:32 AM  

R.A.Danny: Yeah, thongs are a no-no in the workplace.,


Unless you work for AVN. Lol. Which most folks do not.
 
2012-01-24 10:34:52 AM  
porn stars don't exactly live an emotionally fulfilling and/or well balanced life, do they?
 
2012-01-24 10:41:27 AM  

zato_ichi: One drunk porn star.
Two silicone implanted mammaries.
Point five liters of booze infused breast milk.
One donkey punch.
One AVN award for best DVDA scene.
One drug addicted husband who is "in a band"
A five month old progeny,
Four prescriptions of Valtrex,
And 10 cases of Magnum condoms; ribbed for her pleasure.
Shoot, a fella could have...a...good...time in...Vegas with all of this stuff.


" I'm going to get them doors open if it harelips everybody in Bear Creek".
 
2012-01-24 10:45:49 AM  

Weaver95: porn stars don't exactly live an emotionally fulfilling and/or well balanced life, do they?


key words:

DADDY ISSUES

she should be reading to schoolkids like Sasha Grey PHD lol....
 
2012-01-24 10:47:58 AM  

Weaver95: porn stars don't exactly live an emotionally fulfilling and/or well balanced life, do they?


Sex is emotionally fulfilling
 
2012-01-24 10:48:48 AM  

Fear_and_Loathing: R.A.Danny: Yeah, thongs are a no-no in the workplace.,

Unless you work for AVN. Lol. Which most folks do not.


*Looks around at the old ladies in customer service*

Nope.
 
2012-01-24 10:51:12 AM  
Hmm...
 
2012-01-24 10:53:41 AM  

Jake Havechek: Remember this is FARK, porn performers are less than human, even thought most of the guys in here beat their dicks like it owes them money.


Actually, porn performers are some of the nicest people I've met.
 
2012-01-24 10:54:02 AM  
I worked in museums for most of my career. My favorite sculpture was named by my wife and her female friends "Pissed of Lady with her tits hanging out." Yet one 1950's photo, from a boat builders ad, caused so much rage and angst it was amazing.
 
2012-01-24 10:54:05 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Have you ever watched porn? If you have, then I don't think you should be looking down your nose at people who have chosen that as a career. Some people actually enjoy being porn actors and they make pretty good money at it. Who are you to judge?


Just remember to repeat that to yourself over and over when your daughter comes home saying she got a high-paying job swallowing 60 year old men, or even better, asks if you want to co-star with her. Bet the gavel comes out then.
 
2012-01-24 10:54:32 AM  

Weaver95: porn stars don't exactly live an emotionally fulfilling and/or well balanced life, do they?


About the same as anyone else.
 
2012-01-24 10:54:59 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Actually, porn performers are some of the nicest people I've met come across.


Fixed
 
2012-01-24 10:56:24 AM  
Of course, all the rage and angst was from the people who approved the photo. In the first place.
 
2012-01-24 10:56:37 AM  
You cannot....CANNOT....drink heavily and then breast feed a child.

Even my wife will only have a single beer and then wait two hours before feeding our kid. If you know you have a little person dependent upon you for sustenance and you go out and drink heavily then yes by definition you are being a "bad mother".

citation provided (new window)
 
2012-01-24 10:57:58 AM  

TravisBickle62: Is she the one who does ATM?


They all do ATM now. Porn stars are basically sex athletes now.
 
2012-01-24 10:58:47 AM  

dslknowitall: citation provided (new window)


Intelligent discourse is not encouraged. Lol.
 
2012-01-24 11:02:02 AM  

FinFangFark: Guys? It's b/c they have a big dong, and can let it earn them some cash.


I watched a show about "recruiters" hiring new porn stars. The only real criterion for men is that they can get erect, have sex and ejaculate with other people around. Size is a bonus.
 
2012-01-24 11:09:21 AM  

Shazam999: The only real criterion for men is that they can get erect, have sex and ejaculate with other people around. Size is a bonus.


Senior Prom?
 
2012-01-24 11:13:01 AM  
Thudfark
Baby formula does not equal a boobshake.


She can sure suck down a cumshake, though.

/Sounds like she hooked up with a kneegrow, wow, what a revelation!
 
2012-01-24 11:19:08 AM  
Now, I'm not one to usually talk about how hot a porn star is, because let's face it, they are usually overly made up and surgically enhanced people who have sex for money, but Tori Black is really, really pretty...and absolutely filthy. I enjoy her work.
 
2012-01-24 11:25:21 AM  

dslknowitall: You cannot....CANNOT....drink heavily and then breast feed a child.

Even my wife will only have a single beer and then wait two hours before feeding our kid. If you know you have a little person dependent upon you for sustenance and you go out and drink heavily then yes by definition you are being a "bad mother".

citation provided (new window)


"Therefore the level of alcohol in the breastmilk is more closely related to the level of alcohol in the blood at the time the breastfeeding is occurring, rather than the level of alcohol the mother consumed overall."

Your own citation proves you wrong.
 
2012-01-24 11:26:29 AM  
The real question is where are the vids of her doing an Airtight Skii pole while 8 months preggo.

Now that's a vid I want to see.
 
2012-01-24 11:27:15 AM  

Jake Havechek: You punch me in the back of the head I'm going to activate your motherfarking dental plan, female or not.


Have you seen Tori Black? She's a tiny little thing. If you get punched in the back of the head by Tori Black and you can't walk it off, you're a pussy.
 
2012-01-24 11:34:30 AM  

Fear_and_Loathing: Shazam999: The only real criterion for men is that they can get erect, have sex and ejaculate with other people around. Size is a bonus.

Senior Prom?


I wish. I'll just cry in the corner now.
 
2012-01-24 11:43:19 AM  
"Sources tell us Tori's friends first suspected trouble when she missed a hosting gig at RPM Nightclub Friday night."

Really, it wasn't taking a job that pays you to get splooged in the face that tipped you that trouble was afoot?
 
2012-01-24 11:45:10 AM  

Gergesa: Heron: I wouldn't say that, unless there's a long history of this sort of behavior on her rap sheet. It seems pretty obvious what happened here; she was in town to celebrate some professional recognition, that involved staying out late and drinking with her fellow industry types, the dad resented this and passive aggressively expressed his displeasure by not going out and buying enough food for the kid, she -drunk to an extend not made clear by the article- returned, saw this, and complained, he lashed out at her with insults calling her a "bad mother" instead of saying what he really felt (which was something more like "I don't like that you're the bread-winner, I don't feel I should be left to take care of the kid, and I don't like the idea of you hanging out at that porn award show because I have ideas about what goes on there that make me feel insecure), she in her drunken state hit him from behind for what she considered a below the belt insult (women really don't like being called bad mothers in a society where motherhood and womanhood are considered synonymous), and then he started shoving her because he was pissed, frustrated, and maybe a little ashamed of himself.

There are alot of assumptions made in this that render the conclusion unreliable.


And not a one of them bigger than the assumption most of you folks are making that human behavior occurs without cause, that conditions don't lead to actions, and that behavior derives from the quality, not the history, of a person; assumptions which render your own conclusions unreliable. I'm pointing out that other humans have brains and behave in reaction to what happens in their lives, just like you do, and that judging the entirety of a person's life on the basis of a single reaction in a stressful situation is jumping to conclusions. Keep telling yourself its just a simply, straight forward drunken brawl you can look down on if that's what makes you feel good about yourselves. You want to call folks trash and consider them inferior to you that's your business; just remember you did that whenever you have a bad day, act the fool, and find yourself in need of some sympathy.
 
2012-01-24 11:48:05 AM  

AiryAnne: "Sources tell us Tori's friends first suspected trouble when she missed a hosting gig at RPM Nightclub Friday night."

Really, it wasn't taking a job that pays you to get splooged in the face that tipped you that trouble was afoot?


You pissed because you don't get paid for it? Really, you should charge while you're taking those cumshots behind the AM/PM on Thursday nights.
 
2012-01-24 11:48:10 AM  

MoparPower:

"Therefore the level of alcohol in the breastmilk is more closely related to the level of alcohol in the blood at the time the breastfeeding is occurring, rather than the level of alcohol the mother consumed overall."

Your own citation proves you wrong.


No. That is just saying if you take three shots and immediately feed the kid they wouldn't be getting any alcohol since it hasn't metabolized.

Unless she can warp magically time had passed between gestation of the drink in question. Either way it goes common sense just implies that it is always better not to drink if you have to go feed the baby.

/article doesn't say how much or what she drank so really this just boils down to what the best option is. Don't drink.
 
2012-01-24 11:51:08 AM  
What a coincidence. I just saw her in "Deep Anal Drilling" last night.
 
2012-01-24 12:00:37 PM  

dslknowitall: Don't drink or hire a wet nurse.

 
2012-01-24 12:00:42 PM  

rudemix: Monica


GIS result #3 (safesearch off): Horsecock.

[family guy everyone puking.gif]
 
2012-01-24 12:03:43 PM  

Jake Havechek: AiryAnne: "Sources tell us Tori's friends first suspected trouble when she missed a hosting gig at RPM Nightclub Friday night."

Really, it wasn't taking a job that pays you to get splooged in the face that tipped you that trouble was afoot?

You pissed because you don't get paid for it? Really, you should charge while you're taking those cumshots behind the AM/PM on Thursday nights.


Ahh, the classic FARK pornstar defender makes an appearance.

Dude, she's not gonna f*ck you when she finds out you tried to protect her reputation on a website. Stop dreaming.
 
2012-01-24 12:07:35 PM  
I'll bet the breast milk probably taste like swarthy men...
 
2012-01-24 12:09:02 PM  

AiryAnne: Jake Havechek: AiryAnne: "Sources tell us Tori's friends first suspected trouble when she missed a hosting gig at RPM Nightclub Friday night."

Really, it wasn't taking a job that pays you to get splooged in the face that tipped you that trouble was afoot?

You pissed because you don't get paid for it? Really, you should charge while you're taking those cumshots behind the AM/PM on Thursday nights.

Ahh, the classic FARK pornstar defender makes an appearance.

Dude, she's not gonna f*ck you when she finds out you tried to protect her reputation on a website. Stop dreaming.


Get back in the kitchen.
 
2012-01-24 12:09:17 PM  

AiryAnne: Jake Havechek: AiryAnne: "Sources tell us Tori's friends first suspected trouble when she missed a hosting gig at RPM Nightclub Friday night."

Really, it wasn't taking a job that pays you to get splooged in the face that tipped you that trouble was afoot?

You pissed because you don't get paid for it? Really, you should charge while you're taking those cumshots behind the AM/PM on Thursday nights.

Ahh, the classic FARK pornstar defender makes an appearance.

Dude, she's not gonna f*ck you when she finds out you tried to protect her reputation on a website. Stop dreaming.


A politician insulting a person defending a porn star.

Just need a pile of manure to round this out...
 
2012-01-24 12:17:14 PM  

Heron: And not a one of them bigger than the assumption most of you folks are making that human behavior occurs without cause, that conditions don't lead to actions, and that behavior derives from the quality, not the history, of a person; assumptions which render your own conclusions unreliable. I'm pointing out that other humans have brains and behave in reaction to what happens in their lives, just like you do, and that judging the entirety of a person's life on the basis of a single reaction in a stressful situation is jumping to conclusions. Keep telling yourself its just a simply, straight forward drunken brawl you can look down on if that's what makes you feel good about yourselves. You want to call folks trash and consider them inferior to you that's your business; just remember you did that whenever you have a bad day, act the fool, and find yourself in need of some sympathy.


This paragraphy needs greater focus on clarity in the use of pronouns. The pronouns and their and antecedents are unclear in several instances. Additionally, sometimes it is ambiguous as to whether "you" is being used to refer to a single individual or a group. I know it is not an english class but for the sake of being understood correctly one should write more carefully.

Heron: and that judging the entirety of a person's life on the basis of a single reaction in a stressful situation is jumping to conclusions.


In your original post you committ the sort of error that you are decrying; passing judgement on someone and attributing to them qualities(jealousy, insecurity, vindictiveness) which are unsupported by available evidence(unless of course you have intimate familiarity with the husband and have not made us aware of that.)

It seems pretty obvious what happened here; she was in town to celebrate some professional recognition, that involved staying out late and drinking with her fellow industry types, the dad resented this and passive aggressively expressed his displeasure by not going out and buying enough food for the kid

he lashed out at her with insults calling her a "bad mother" instead of saying what he really felt (which was something more like "I don't like that you're the bread-winner, I don't feel I should be left to take care of the kid, and I don't like the idea of you hanging out at that porn award show because I have ideas about what goes on there that make me feel insecure)

and then he started shoving her because he was pissed, frustrated, and maybe a little ashamed of himself.


Within the article there is nothing to back any of this up. It is mere speculation used to reach a conclusion that is consequently unreliable.
 
2012-01-24 12:18:59 PM  

MoparPower: dslknowitall: You cannot....CANNOT....drink heavily and then breast feed a child.

Even my wife will only have a single beer and then wait two hours before feeding our kid. If you know you have a little person dependent upon you for sustenance and you go out and drink heavily then yes by definition you are being a "bad mother".

citation provided (new window)

"Therefore the level of alcohol in the breastmilk is more closely related to the level of alcohol in the blood at the time the breastfeeding is occurring, rather than the level of alcohol the mother consumed overall."

Your own citation proves you wrong.


I was wondering how we made it to year 2012 if that was such an issue.
 
2012-01-24 12:20:55 PM  

FinFangFark: If they sign with companies like Vivid, they are set, b/c they get paid well per scene, plus get large appearance fees. Then there are the girls who made middle class income ($50k) doing many scenes for those "reality" based sites, and just change their names, and dye their hair. You'll see them on Banbros, Realitykings, etc, doing 200 movies, making a 1/3rd of the bigger names income.

And, I just realized I know too much about the business side of porn...I don't know where to be proud, or disgusted at myself.



Yeah, there's two ways to make good money in porn as an actor, either be a contract body (there's guys and girls under contract to the bigger commercial mainstream studios) or do it totally on your own with your own site and lines, etc.

Of course, in the latter case you're more of a producer and what not than simply an actor.

Then again, it's not like some of these women are making little money being bit players. It's just that living in CA is expensive and they blow is on trivialities like the good Americans they are.

/many of those you see once or twice are either strippers doing it for extra cash or are freelancers without agents who do it once and then never again
 
2012-01-24 12:22:15 PM  

AeAe: Jake Havechek: You punch me in the back of the head I'm going to activate your motherfarking dental plan, female or not.

Have you seen Tori Black? She's a tiny little thing. If you get punched in the back of the head by Tori Black and you can't walk it off, you're a pussy.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-24 12:23:38 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: I was wondering how we made it to year 2012 if that was such an issue.


I suspect it is because alcohol isn't as evil for already air-sucking infants and toddlers as people think it is. It's pretty demonstrable through stuff like FAS that its bad developmentally in the womb, but infants and toddlers have been purposefully exposed to small amounts of booze in a lot of cultures for long periods of history and somehow we're still here.
 
2012-01-24 12:24:18 PM  

Gergesa:
Within the article there is nothing to back any of this up. It is mere speculation used to reach a conclusion that is consequently unreliable..



To be clear, you are asking for logic and looking for scientific provability in a thread where the topic is...?

/Seriously, even Springer won't stoop this low
 
2012-01-24 12:24:29 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: AeAe: Jake Havechek: You punch me in the back of the head I'm going to activate your motherfarking dental plan, female or not.

Have you seen Tori Black? She's a tiny little thing. If you get punched in the back of the head by Tori Black and you can't walk it off, you're a pussy.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 338x450]


Tori Black is no Lee Jun Fan
 
2012-01-24 12:25:47 PM  

Alphax: I guess big porn stars are a commercial porn thing.. the stuff I see online, I never see the same woman more than once.


Gotta lay off the snuff films, dude.

/oh, the things I would do to Ms. Black
//have all been done before
///still
 
2012-01-24 12:30:56 PM  

Shazam999: FinFangFark: Guys? It's b/c they have a big dong, and can let it earn them some cash.

I watched a show about "recruiters" hiring new porn stars. The only real criterion for men is that they can get erect, have sex and ejaculate with other people around. Size is a bonus.


There was one of those porn blooper clips I saw once. Guy prematurely popped off. Imagine having three beautiful woman degrade you in front of a room of people while they are filming it.
 
2012-01-24 12:31:10 PM  

leviosaurus: Gergesa:
Within the article there is nothing to back any of this up. It is mere speculation used to reach a conclusion that is consequently unreliable..


To be clear, you are asking for logic and looking for scientific provability in a thread where the topic is...?

/Seriously, even Springer won't stoop this low


I would settle for just not speculating wildly about motivations. It reminds me too much of birthers and their nonsense about "Barack HUSSEIN Obama is clearly an American hating such and such....and if this were not true I could not still be on Tv...socialism...."
 
2012-01-24 12:32:39 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: There was one of those porn blooper clips I saw once. Guy prematurely popped off. Imagine having three beautiful woman degrade you in front of a room of people while they are filming it.


Prejac humiliation is actually a purposeful fetish. Some of those bloopers are really bloopers in those clips, others are people not understanding humiliation fetishes.
 
2012-01-24 12:33:38 PM  

Knara: Prejac humiliation is actually a purposeful fetish. Some of those bloopers are really bloopers in those clips, others are people not understanding humiliation fetishes.


No it was not on purpose.
 
2012-01-24 12:38:54 PM  

AiryAnne: Jake Havechek: AiryAnne: "Sources tell us Tori's friends first suspected trouble when she missed a hosting gig at RPM Nightclub Friday night."

Really, it wasn't taking a job that pays you to get splooged in the face that tipped you that trouble was afoot?

You pissed because you don't get paid for it? Really, you should charge while you're taking those cumshots behind the AM/PM on Thursday nights.

Ahh, the classic FARK pornstar defender makes an appearance.

Dude, she's not gonna f*ck you when she finds out you tried to protect her reputation on a website. Stop dreaming.


But she will if you meet her per scene rate.
 
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