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2012-01-24 07:42:01 AM
Be cool, daddio.
 
2012-01-24 09:11:38 AM
Link (new window).
 
2012-01-24 09:23:00 AM
Were they Nashville cats?
 
2012-01-24 10:39:52 AM
i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-24 11:37:45 AM
Chariset: Were they Nashville cats?

No, there were only 66 of them, not 1,352.
 
2012-01-24 11:59:26 AM
This thread goes nicely with the 40 year old virgin article a few links below this.
 
2012-01-24 11:59:36 AM
i1041.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-24 12:00:52 PM
Were they hep cats?
 
2012-01-24 12:05:33 PM
www.filmjunk.com

What's this about Beatniks now?

/MST3K requirement for Thread 6898366 Condition: Satisfied
 
2012-01-24 12:05:38 PM
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-01-24 12:06:21 PM
CSB time:
Several years ago I lived with my girlfriend and six cats. We were known as the cute couple down the street with all the cats. We broke up after a while, I moved out and my ex became the crazy lady with all the cats.
 
2012-01-24 12:09:33 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-24 12:12:11 PM
don't understand: CSB time:
Several years ago I lived with my girlfriend and six cats. We were known as the cute couple down the street with all the cats. We broke up after a while, I moved out and my ex became the crazy lady with all the cats.


No you were the crazy couple with all the cats, but no one will tell you that to your face.

Outside of fish, anymore than 2 of the same pet makes you the "crazy x with all the y"
 
2012-01-24 12:14:09 PM
Would lol again, thank you Subby.
 
2012-01-24 12:15:18 PM
jayhawk88: What's this about Beatniks now?

/MST3K requirement for Thread 6898366 Condition: Satisfied


Hamdingers??!?!
 
2012-01-24 12:16:35 PM
Bet babe, slide a piece o da porter. Drinks run da java
 
2012-01-24 12:16:51 PM
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz,
who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement roofs illuminated,
who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the scholars of war,
who were expelled from the academies for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull,
who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burning their money in wastebaskets and listening to the Terror through the wall,
who got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York,
who ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their torsos night after night
with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls,
incomparable blind streets of shuddering cloud and lightning in the mind leaping toward poles of Canada & Paterson, illuminating all the motionless world of Time between,
Peyote solidities of halls, backyard green tree cemetery dawns, wine drunkenness over the rooftops, storefront boroughs of teahead joyride neon blinking traffic light, sun and moon and tree vibrations in the roaring winter dusks of Brooklyn, ashcan rantings and kind king light of mind,
who chained themselves to subways for the endless ride from Battery to holy Bronx on benzedrine until the noise of wheels and children brought them down shuddering mouth-wracked and battered bleak of brain all drained of brilliance in the drear light of Zoo, ......

to be continued.......
 
2012-01-24 12:17:08 PM
Cute.

This is about three miles from my place.
 
2012-01-24 12:17:47 PM
 
2012-01-24 12:18:50 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-24 12:22:19 PM
bakersdaughterwrites.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-24 12:23:36 PM
Clever, subby. +1.
 
2012-01-24 12:24:21 PM
don't understand: CSB time:
Several years ago I lived with my girlfriend and six cats. We were known as the cute couple down the street with all the cats. We broke up after a while, I moved out and my ex became the crazy lady with all the cats.


Did she have the cats before you moved in? If not, you really should have bailed after the 3rd one.

/2 is the maximum number of cats you can have without being a crazy cat-person.
 
2012-01-24 12:25:59 PM
My old man was a bread stasher all his life.
He never got fat. He wound up with a used car,
a 17 inch screen and arthritis.

Tomorrow is a drag, man.
Tomorrow is a king sized bust.

They cried 'put down pot,' 'don't think a lot,' for what?
Time, how much? And what to do with it.

Sleep, man, and you might wake up digging the whole
human race giving itself three days to get out.

Tomorrow is a drag, pops, the future is a flake.

I had a canary who couldn't sing.
I had a cat who let me share my pad with her.
I bought a dog that killed the cat who ate the canary.
What is truth?

I had an uncle with an ivy league card.
He had a life with a belt in the back.
He had a button-down brain.
Wind up a belt in the mouth with a button-down lip.

We cough blood on this earth.
Now there's a race for space.
We can cough blood on the moon soon.

Tomorrow's dragsville, cats.
Tomorrow is a king size drag.

Tool a fast shore, swing with a gassy chick.
Turn on to a thousand joys.
Smile on what happened, or check what's going to happen,
You'll miss what's happening.
Turn your eyes inside and dig the vacuum.

Tomorrow, DRAG.
Tomorrow Draaaaaaaag (finger snap)

/obscure?
 
2012-01-24 12:27:57 PM
A beatnik walks into a sandwich shop and says "Slide me a ham on rye."

The proprietor tells him "Sir, our rye bread is gone."

The beatnik says "Solid! I'll take two!"

blogs.mcall.com
 
2012-01-24 12:31:46 PM
*snapping fingers*

/groovy headline, subs
 
2012-01-24 01:00:40 PM
images.cheezburger.com

No cat pictures yet?
 
2012-01-24 01:11:20 PM
watson.t.hamster: don't understand: CSB time:
Several years ago I lived with my girlfriend and six cats. We were known as the cute couple down the street with all the cats. We broke up after a while, I moved out and my ex became the crazy lady with all the cats.

Did she have the cats before you moved in? If not, you really should have bailed after the 3rd one.

/2 is the maximum number of cats you can have without being a crazy cat-person.


There are exceptions. If you have two cats, it is acceptible to rescue a third from conditions that would result in certain death for the third cat.

/only have two cats. Littermates.
 
2012-01-24 01:46:33 PM
watson.t.hamster: Did she have the cats before you moved in? If not, you really should have bailed after the 3rd one.

/2 is the maximum number of cats you can have without being a crazy cat-person.


Is that per person?

Then again my husband and I have five, so we are crazy cat people.

I about knocked him out when he suggested a sixth cat the other day. Sure cats are easy to take care of...for HIM! I'm the one that scoops all the catboxes, feeds them, cleans up the vomit/hairballs, washes their blankets twice a week, trims their claws, and gives them baths when they get dirty. NO MORE CATS!
 
2012-01-24 02:01:43 PM
drongozone: [27.media.tumblr.com image 266x391]

Who is this guy again? I can't remember his name...
 
2012-01-24 02:34:07 PM
came for Flanders parents...

/leaving disappointed
 
2012-01-24 02:34:25 PM
McNignog: drongozone: [27.media.tumblr.com image 266x391]

Who is this guy again? I can't remember his name...


Lend a lobe and dig this dig, daddy-o:
Maynard G. Krebs, reigning beatnik on The Dobie Gillis Show as portrayed by Bob Denver
 
2012-01-24 02:50:28 PM
WOMAN!
WHOA MAN!
WHOOOOOOOOOA-MAN!
 
2012-01-24 03:10:19 PM
This thread is like, L7, man.
 
2012-01-24 03:29:17 PM
Mishno: only have two cats. Littermates.

That's disgusting.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-01-24 04:32:51 PM
I did not come here for Sam the Eagle. Regardless, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-01-24 11:25:12 PM
Heh. +1

Reminds me of one of my favourite Firesign Theatre lines:

[Fox pukes up]
Babe: That animal is sick!
Adventurer: It is a catchy number, isn't it?
 
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