*voice of Queen*

Bicycle!..
Bicycle!..
Bicycle!..

Went to my shrink last week, he asked me if I was still having suicidal thoughts

"No but I am having thoughts about running over a dude riding a bike with my car"

So he's trying to make sure that every teenager and depressed person is aware that suicide is an option and a way out? Sicko.

Mitchell Henderson feels his pain.

I think that if adults want to kill themselves, we should just accept their choices and move on.

Motorists are fat, stupid, burger-stuffing idiots with small, limp penises and homo-erotic fixation with cyclist's shorts.

/Just sayin'

rebelyell2006: I think that if adults want to kill themselves, we should just accept their choices and move on.

All very well and good on the theoretical level, but have you ever talked to someone who has had a loved one commit suicide? It's pain that never goes away.

Nogale: rebelyell2006: I think that if adults want to kill themselves, we should just accept their choices and move on.

All very well and good on the theoretical level, but have you ever talked to someone who has had a loved one commit suicide? It's pain that never goes away.

The only escape is suicide

/ moar suicidez!!!!

meow said the dog: rebelyell2006: I think that if adults want to kill themselves, we should just accept their choices and move on.

Not if they are going to stain the carpet of you with the gun shot. That is expensive to clean and makes finding the new roommate very expensive. Next thing that is known by you is that the roommate of who you live is a bigger person.

That's why suicide should be done outdoors. The Romans and the Greeks would throw themselves upon their swords, as suicide was sometimes the only honorable option.

So what, hipsters do it all the time for Trust Fund Awareness.

Evil Twin Skippy: Suicide is painless.

It brings on many changes.

Mykeru: Evil Twin Skippy: Suicide is painless.

It brings on many changes.

Of bicycle tires.

TravisBickle62: Went to my shrink last week, he asked me if I was still having suicidal thoughts

"No but I am having thoughts about running over a dude riding a bike with my car"

How does one ride a bike with a car?

In Liberty, Texas a few years ago, some guy who came over from France was mowed over by a geezer in a pickup truck.
He did make it about half way from New York to L.A., so the trip wasn't a total failure, I guess.

Anybody that rides on the public highways has a death wish, or is a blithering idiot.

Don't think the tag applies, unless he's stopping along the way to save a family from a burning house.

My brother killed himself, and I found the headline funny. Lighten up, Francis.

Bong Hits For Mohammed: Anybody that rides on the public highways has a death wish, or is a blithering idiot.

Or they're just trying to get from Point A to Point B like everyone else. It's not like there's private highways they can take.

You know, I was really thinking about offing myself until I saw these two fellas riding by on their bicycles. Suddenly, all the pain and despair I was feeling just magically melted away. A true miracle it was.

dj1s: TravisBickle62: Went to my shrink last week, he asked me if I was still having suicidal thoughts

"No but I am having thoughts about running over a dude riding a bike with my car"

How does one ride a bike with a car?

"Yo Dawg, we heard you like to ride bikes..."

Huh.

So you say that you were mad because he was selfish but what the fark did you try to do for him to help? Did you just look at him and say, "Man, he's so strong emotinoally! I wish I could be that strong and well-put together," and because of that assume that he didn't need help?

Because I can totally relate to that.

When is it the person's time to finally do something selfish to get rid of the pain when all he's done all his life is to endure unrelenting suffering to make life better for those around him? When?

/Whogas RIP 06-2018.
//Don't bother figuring that out.

This is a BIG help. I was contemplating killing myself a few months ago but changed my mind when I heard some guy was riding a bike. It changed everything for me.
Thank you, Hero.

+1

Always remember my mother when my dad was having a heart attack...

"If you die I'll kill you!" - she was serious.

/he didn't die
//she left him for a random guy on the internet 20 years later

The Whole Farking Beefalo: +1

Always remember my mother when my dad was having a heart attack...

"If you die I'll kill you!" - she was serious.

/he didn't die
//she left him for a random guy on the internet 20 years later

Can it be said that nothing in the internets is truly random? I mean, seven connections will get you back to the start.

/unless it's porn
//on a bicycle

i bet at least one of those guys kills himself within twenty years

Awesome headline!

i read attention whore biker picks random thing he thinks is important and declared to ride for it so people would be aware of him... uhh.. i mean suicide...