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(io9) Scary Russell's Pit Viper can send you back through puberty. AWKWARD   (io9.com) divider line 25
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2012-01-24 09:25:32 AM
Stay the hell away from Russell, I suppose

/i09 wont work on my mobile device.
 
2012-01-24 09:42:51 AM
Russell's tit wiper?
 
2012-01-24 09:45:26 AM
Damn, it's like Darwin special-ordered this thing. It either kills you or renders you infertile.
 
2012-01-24 09:46:06 AM
Well that bites.
 
2012-01-24 09:53:25 AM
It can induce Sheehan's Syndrome? Does that mean you turn into a whiny, incredibly annoying leftist attention whore?
 
2012-01-24 10:04:14 AM
GentlemanJ: It can induce Sheehan's Syndrome? Does that mean you turn into a whiny, incredibly annoying leftist attention whore?

What?
 
2012-01-24 10:04:20 AM
GentlemanJ: It can induce Sheehan's Syndrome? Does that mean you turn into a whiny, incredibly annoying leftist attention whore?

I don't know about "leftist", but if that's what Sheehan's Syndrome does, it sounds like you have it.
 
2012-01-24 10:09:42 AM
dittybopper: Russell's tit wiper?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-24 10:17:01 AM
TravisBickle62: GentlemanJ: It can induce Sheehan's Syndrome? Does that mean you turn into a whiny, incredibly annoying leftist attention whore?

What?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cindy_Sheehan
 
2012-01-24 10:26:19 AM
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2012-01-24 10:27:01 AM
How dare you talk about Katy Perry that way!

Besides: they're getting divorced.
 
2012-01-24 10:41:43 AM
I don't know what a Justin Beiber is, but it survived a bite from a Russell's Pit Viper.
 
2012-01-24 10:47:19 AM
Kar98: TravisBickle62: GentlemanJ: It can induce Sheehan's Syndrome? Does that mean you turn into a whiny, incredibly annoying leftist attention whore?

What?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cindy_Sheehan


Damn that's from what, 2006? I had forgotten all about her.
 
2012-01-24 10:50:01 AM
Headline sounds like a hot sauce ad. (new window)

/Love the Vicious Viper
 
2012-01-24 11:55:19 AM
actually,

I wonder if they can use its venom to prevent regrowth of body hair. Imagine how this could affect the feminine shaving product market.
 
2012-01-24 11:59:52 AM
I don't get it, that sounds nothing like puberty.
 
2012-01-24 12:33:17 PM
This explains Tucker Carlson.
 
2012-01-24 04:25:47 PM
This turned into a troll thread really quick.

Incidentally, it actually reverses the effects of puberty.
 
2012-01-24 05:11:43 PM
GentlemanJ:
It can induce Sheehan's Syndrome? Does that mean you turn into a whiny, incredibly annoying leftist attention whore?

From TFA: ". . .loss of mental faculties as the condition progresses." So, yeah, that sounds right.

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2012-01-24 06:22:29 PM
FTA - "What distinguishes them is a sort of reverse-puberty in adults. They lose their sex drive."

I wonder if it could be used medically to "castrate" sex offenders seeing how it permanently kills the sex drive.

/just a thought
 
2012-01-24 08:42:15 PM
Jixa:
FTA - "What distinguishes them is a sort of reverse-puberty in adults. They lose their sex drive."

I wonder if it could be used medically to "castrate" sex offenders seeing how it permanently kills the sex drive.

/just a thought

Hey, a whole new pit maneuver! Sick.
 
2012-01-24 09:04:43 PM
GeneralJim: GentlemanJ: It can induce Sheehan's Syndrome? Does that mean you turn into a whiny, incredibly annoying leftist attention whore?
From TFA: ". . .loss of mental faculties as the condition progresses." So, yeah, that sounds right.

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By what retarded reasoning is Obama "Warmongering" ?
 
2012-01-24 10:05:11 PM
LavenderWolf:
GeneralJim: GentlemanJ: It can induce Sheehan's Syndrome? Does that mean you turn into a whiny, incredibly annoying leftist attention whore?

From TFA: ". . .loss of mental faculties as the condition progresses." So, yeah, that sounds right.

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By what retarded reasoning is Obama "Warmongering" ?

I'm counting all the wars he has continued, AND all the wars he will start. That's how they gave him a Nobel Peace Prize... it's the new thing.
 
2012-01-25 01:30:38 AM
GeneralJim: LavenderWolf: GeneralJim: GentlemanJ: It can induce Sheehan's Syndrome? Does that mean you turn into a whiny, incredibly annoying leftist attention whore?

From TFA: ". . .loss of mental faculties as the condition progresses." So, yeah, that sounds right.

[www.politifake.org image 640x507]
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By what retarded reasoning is Obama "Warmongering" ?
I'm counting all the wars he has continued, AND all the wars he will start. That's how they gave him a Nobel Peace Prize... it's the new thing.


That IS retarded, thanks for confirming what I already knew.
 
2012-01-25 01:31:04 AM
Women losing curves due to weight loss? Dumbass scientists to start playing around with the venom for a new dieting something or other in 3...2...

/models already wax everything possible, so the hair loss factor is kind 'eh'
 
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