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(Some Guy)		Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to (newsinfo.inquirer.net)		30
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DanZero

2012-01-24 12:47:07 AM

Fark

never

does that

envirovore

2012-01-24 01:40:15 AM

Good jorb Subby.

ThreeEdgedSword

2012-01-24 01:41:03 AM

redly1

2012-01-24 01:47:41 AM

Don't go smokin' waterbongs, please stick to the pipes and joints that you're use to

pottie

2012-01-24 01:49:10 AM

Was that english?

dj maskell

2012-01-24 01:50:00 AM

A reference to TLC on fark? I'm surprised.

jingks

2012-01-24 01:56:59 AM

pottie: Was that english?

That, article was in gub English. Puck You!

buckler

2012-01-24 01:58:37 AM

How do you drown "from" a waterfall? Plunge over the edge? Stand under it breathing in water? Or does it just mean you drowned some distance away?

/confused.

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-24 02:01:55 AM

buckler: How do you drown "from" a waterfall? Plunge over the edge? Stand under it breathing in water? Or does it just mean you drowned some distance away?

/confused.

These are Filipinos we're dealing with here.

ChewbaccaJones

2012-01-24 02:06:20 AM

Michael Keaton warned him.

ChewbaccaJones

2012-01-24 02:07:15 AM

...her

Captain James T. Smirk

2012-01-24 02:09:18 AM

Weird Al did it better.

LDM90

2012-01-24 02:12:24 AM

Go go Jason Waterfalls

fusillade762

2012-01-24 02:25:12 AM

buckler: How do you drown "from" a waterfall? Plunge over the edge? Stand under it breathing in water? Or does it just mean you drowned some distance away?

/confused.

I had the same question.

J. Frank Parnell

2012-01-24 02:54:28 AM

fusillade762: buckler: How do you drown "from" a waterfall? Plunge over the edge? Stand under it breathing in water? Or does it just mean you drowned some distance away?

/confused.

I had the same question.

People get stuck underwater at the bottom, due to eddy currents. Or in laymans terms, tons of water pounding down on them holding them underwater.

MadAzza

2012-01-24 02:55:24 AM

buckler: How do you drown "from" a waterfall? Plunge over the edge? Stand under it breathing in water? Or does it just mean you drowned some distance away?

/confused.

You apparently can also die after drowning, per the article.

mikaloyd

2012-01-24 02:59:59 AM

Pffft. Amateurs

psychosolodiver.com

Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang

2012-01-24 03:00:35 AM

This wouldn't have happened if Antimarco had found her in time.

Make More Hinjews

2012-01-24 03:03:33 AM

Captain James T. Smirk: Weird Al did it better.

Came here to congratulate Subby, but inform you about the phone cord that, someday, I swear,,, I will yank right out from the wall.

/ How long, this phase?

praxis44241

2012-01-24 03:08:27 AM

"...victim identified as Lunica Sadi de la Paz of Sitio (sub-village) Broadway in Barangay (village) de la Paz, Antipolo City, drowned around 2:30 p.m. Sunday from a 15 feet waterfall in Sitio Tulakin, Barangay Bagong Nayon."

Better draw me a map, just in case I don't quite understand the who from where and whereabouts of the sub-village insde the village of the city or something.

/Never mind, I'll stop and ask for directions.

GonzoNihilist

2012-01-24 03:13:03 AM

ChewbaccaJones: Michael Keaton warned him.

/came for the michael keaton refrence, leaving satisfied.

Gelatinous

2012-01-24 06:26:32 AM

Seriously.

hitlersbrain

2012-01-24 07:28:22 AM

I'm no English professor but reading that hurt my head. Are we outsourcing proofreading to India now?

MythDragon

2012-01-24 08:07:45 AM

Came for pic of Hermes standing in the shower with mouth open and head tilted back.

Leaving disappointed.

r3z

2012-01-24 09:11:46 AM

I see what ya did there!

LeFort III

2012-01-24 09:26:21 AM

That song is playing on the radio in my office at this very moment.

the-meter-man

2012-01-24 09:39:02 AM

mikaloyd: Pffft. Amateurs

[psychosolodiver.com image 600x455]

I'll never swim Kern River again.
It was there that I met her.
It was there that I lost my best friend.
And now I live in the mountains.
I drifted up here with the wind.
And I may drown in still water,
But I'll never swim Kern River again.

Elroyone

2012-01-24 09:51:36 AM

Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: This wouldn't have happened if Antimarco had found her in time.

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

Mistymtnhop

2012-01-24 10:14:39 AM

dj maskell: A reference to TLC on fark? I'm surprised.

I know! Me too! Had to read it twice.

g-booby

2012-01-24 03:30:50 PM

Sometimes when I have stage fright at the urinal, I sing this TLC song to my junk to make me go pee. It makes it even that more awkward at public restrooms with people waiting on you to get done and get out.

/even bust out the Left-Eye rap if it taking too long

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