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(Yahoo) Interesting Aretha Franklin calls off wedding, says that she needs to think (think, think) about what he's trying to do to her, decides she needs her freedom (freedom), freedom (freedom), freedom, ooh freedom   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 24
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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 10:59:52 PM
This is definitely a candidate for HOTY. Good job, submitter!
 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 11:02:40 PM
I laughed and thought of this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmr0sP8QOgU

/Four fried chickens and a coke.
 
Ooba Tooba
2012-01-23 11:05:59 PM
Props subs! Gave me a hankerin' for some dry toast, Elwood style.
 
vossiewulf [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 12:26:38 AM
R E S P E C T find out what it means to subby
R E S P E C T take care, green light me
 
vossiewulf [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 12:27:26 AM
me not subby, +1 for whoever subby is
 
Paris1127 [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 12:35:53 AM
Oh bravo, Subby. Hats off to you... Especially this one:
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
dickfreckle
2012-01-24 01:33:28 AM
OK, I farking admit it: I think George Michael's sorta remake of Freedom is kinda cool. Shun me if you will. Mock me. Just wake me up before you, ah nevermind.

video with supermodels, in case you forgot or were still sh*tting your diapers (new window)

/get the fark off my lawn
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 01:52:18 AM
dickfreckle: OK, I farking admit it: I think George Michael's sorta remake of Freedom is kinda cool. Shun me if you will. Mock me. Just wake me up before you, ah nevermind.

video with supermodels, in case you forgot or were still sh*tting your diapers (new window)

/get the fark off my lawn

You get offa my lawn first, ya dadgum whippersnapper! :-D
 
Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 02:55:24 AM
Don't you blaspheme here!
 
Devolving_Spud
2012-01-24 05:15:53 AM
I say a little prayer for you
 
EvilMonkeyBoy
2012-01-24 05:20:24 AM
Well most weddings tend to get called off when the bride dies.

/RIP
//Always loved At Last.
 
Brawndo
2012-01-24 07:29:32 AM
I guess she won't be needing Blue Lou to play at the reception now.
 
dragonchild
2012-01-24 08:28:56 AM
Bathia_Mapes: This is definitely a candidate for HOTY.

Just a little bit.
 
whipbambucket
2012-01-24 08:30:59 AM
Matt "guitar" Murphy is inconsolable right now...
 
Sparky The Wonder Ferret [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 08:47:51 AM
Hers was one of the 3 autobiographies I read that made me like the person less. Nothing she does surprises me after reading that.
 
MC900ft_Elmo
2012-01-24 10:37:53 AM
She must be running out of fools...or did a link break in the cha cha chain of fools?
 
buckeyebrain
2012-01-24 10:40:57 AM
I hate Illinois Nazis.
 
hailin [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 04:04:40 PM
"Will and I have decided we were moving a little too fast, and there were a number of things that had not been thought through thoroughly."

He was offended she wanted a pre-nup.
 
petuniapup
2012-01-24 04:19:02 PM
Sparky The Wonder Ferret: Hers was one of the 3 autobiographies I read that made me like the person less. Nothing she does surprises me after reading that.

Heh...for a second I thought she had been the one who had sicc'd her bodyguards on the West Point cadet... (http://houston.culturemap.com/newsdetail/06-04-11-the-patriot-act-pat ti-labelle-in-a-soulful-of-trouble-after-bush-aiport-attack-video-goes -viral/)

/who are the other two?
 
troymccluresf
2012-01-24 05:54:46 PM
www.bluesbrotherscentral.com
 
urban.derelict
2012-01-25 03:53:02 AM
crypticsatellite: /Four fried chickens and a coke.

an' some toast.

upload.wikimedia.org

/leaving satisfied
//they're gettin' the band back together
 
gregoire4
2012-01-25 08:56:36 AM
Fix the cigarette lighter.
 
Sparky The Wonder Ferret [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 03:53:33 PM
petuniapup: Sparky The Wonder Ferret: Hers was one of the 3 autobiographies I read that made me like the person less. Nothing she does surprises me after reading that.

Heh...for a second I thought she had been the one who had sicc'd her bodyguards on the West Point cadet... (http://houston.culturemap.com/newsdetail/06-04-11-the-patriot-act-pat ti-labelle-in-a-soulful-of-trouble-after-bush-aiport-attack-video-goes -viral/)

/who are the other two?

Mickey Rooney - sawed off little perv and Loretta Lynn - talk about a rube
 
gameshowhost
2012-01-25 05:04:13 PM
dickfreckle: OK, I farking admit it: I think George Michael's sorta remake of Freedom is kinda cool. Shun me if you will. Mock me. Just wake me up before you, ah nevermind.

video with supermodels, in case you forgot or were still sh*tting your diapers (new window)

/get the fark off my lawn

I dig. I dig.

/the again i listen to 'wham! - the final' so i'm... there's already something wrong with me. :-|
 
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