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The worst church singer ever. God help us and create trees with chicken finger leaves while you're at it
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buckler
2012-01-24 01:38:51 AM
I honestly thought that was the "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT! *sob* guy.
hipsellipsis
2012-01-24 01:55:17 AM
buckler
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I honestly thought that was the "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT! *sob* guy.
This
frtmn7
2012-01-24 02:06:16 AM
this made him famous guys.
buckler
2012-01-24 02:15:18 AM
I think he was trying for that sort of "Appalachian yodel" sound, but it came out sounding like his nuts were being squeezed in a vice. Not to make him look good or anything...that's just what happened.
Atomic Spunk
2012-01-24 02:31:44 AM
Fake. You can tell by the canned applause.
Heamer
2012-01-24 02:39:33 AM
Omazing Grace
, anyone?
Ceiling Moran
2012-01-24 05:04:08 AM
That guy sounds like a human dog whistle...
Quotizmo
2012-01-24 05:54:06 AM
He says he beat another singer with this song...does he mean beat him to death?
ironmonk777
2012-01-24 06:09:45 AM
What do I win? I listened to the whole thing.
Honest Bender
2012-01-24 06:58:14 AM
Lots of people think they can sing. Many think they can sing well. They cannot. And I find they tend to sing in a much higher voice than they should. I bet if this guy just pitched his voice down a bunch, he'd probably sound a lot better.
basicstock
2012-01-24 07:36:55 AM
This would be a great song for President Newt Gingrich's Inaugural Ball.......
discgolfguru
2012-01-24 08:47:59 AM
buckler
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Not to make him look good or anything...that's just what happened.
*snert*
rjakobi
2012-01-24 09:15:39 AM
Just heard this plugged on my morning radio show.
Heard worse, but granted, said people I heard had speech impediments.
dancindan84
2012-01-24 09:53:03 AM
ALVIN!!!!!
Ow! That was my feelings!
2012-01-24 10:04:48 AM
my crazy ass SIL and her sister are all full of Jesus' love and carry a guitar around with them pretty much anywhere they think they'll find an audience. It was awesome at Xmas when they repeatedly interrupted our football watching to sing us all a song. Can't worship football on Jesus bday!
//yeah, she is insufferable and a big part of why I hate evangelicals. my brother is an idiot.
Marshall Willenholly
2012-01-24 10:16:55 AM
rjakobi
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Just heard this plugged on my morning radio show.
Heard worse, but granted, said people I heard had speech impediments.
Guess who's crappy radio show gets their content directly from Fark.
Arxane
2012-01-24 10:39:44 AM
ironmonk777
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What do I win? I listened to the whole thing.
A bonus round
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blackmtnmantheonly
2012-01-24 10:46:55 AM
Pro tip.......
Keep the day job.
hogans
2012-01-24 11:41:37 AM
O Holy Night
(new window) is so much better.
It starts off bad, then gets worse, then worse still. If you aren't laughing by the end, you may be comatose.
mudpants
2012-01-24 12:19:29 PM
hogans
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O Holy Night (new window) is so much better.
It starts off bad, then gets worse, then worse still. If you aren't laughing by the end, you may be comatose.
Came for ^ this ^ , leaving happy !
toejam
2012-01-24 12:53:00 PM
hogans
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O Holy Night (new window) is so much better.
It starts off bad, then gets worse, then worse still. If you aren't laughing by the end, you may be comatose.
That is tremendous. I can't stop laughing.
Minus 1 Charisma
2012-01-24 04:03:20 PM
Is the "chicken finger" part of headline a fat joke? He is not (very) fat.
Minus 1 Charisma
2012-01-24 04:08:56 PM
Minus 1 Charisma
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Is the "chicken finger" part of headline a fat joke? He is not (very) fat.
OK I just watched it. I will never say anything even remotely defending this (fat) loser again.
madden101
2012-01-24 05:03:07 PM
How does... what the... who... why has no one put a stop to this? Just because you think you can sing doesn't necessarily mean God wants you to do so as a solo act.
Arxane
2012-01-24 05:18:42 PM
madden101
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How does... what the... who... why has no one put a stop to this? Just because you think you can sing doesn't necessarily mean God wants you to do so as a solo act.
Similarly, just because you can do a creepy child's voice, doesn't mean you should use it to
sing a creepy duet with yourself in church
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Tsar_Bomba1
2012-01-24 07:14:55 PM
My name is John Daker
Tillmaster
2012-01-24 07:31:19 PM
Eat your heart out, David Daniels.
Antisthenes
2012-01-24 08:55:13 PM
Now I know why so many church's are against singing and dancing
bugmn99
2012-01-24 09:55:52 PM
Yeah, have fun listening to that for eternity, shmucks.
Where ever I do end up, I know I'll have better music than you.
kid_icarus
2012-01-25 06:27:49 AM
madden101
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How does... what the... who... why has no one put a stop to this? Just because you think you can sing doesn't necessarily mean God wants you to do so as a solo act.
This is church. More specifically (according to our singing siren), a baptist church. They tend to take a "whosoever will" approach to sharing a song; anyone can get up and sing if they feel the spirit leading them to. This has been leading to weekly occurrences of hilarity for years now, this is just the first time I've seen it make it onto youtube.
mudpants
2012-01-25 10:10:21 AM
Antisthenes
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Now I know why so many church's are against singing and dancing
WHY ?
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