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(Some Guy) Asinine The worst church singer ever. God help us and create trees with chicken finger leaves while you're at it   (worldwideinterweb.com) divider line 31
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2012-01-24 01:38:51 AM
I honestly thought that was the "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT! *sob* guy.
 
2012-01-24 01:55:17 AM
buckler: I honestly thought that was the "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT! *sob* guy.

This
 
2012-01-24 02:06:16 AM
this made him famous guys.
 
2012-01-24 02:15:18 AM
I think he was trying for that sort of "Appalachian yodel" sound, but it came out sounding like his nuts were being squeezed in a vice. Not to make him look good or anything...that's just what happened.
 
2012-01-24 02:31:44 AM
Fake. You can tell by the canned applause.
 
2012-01-24 02:39:33 AM
Omazing Grace, anyone?
 
2012-01-24 05:04:08 AM
That guy sounds like a human dog whistle...
 
2012-01-24 05:54:06 AM
He says he beat another singer with this song...does he mean beat him to death?
 
2012-01-24 06:09:45 AM
What do I win? I listened to the whole thing.
 
2012-01-24 06:58:14 AM
Lots of people think they can sing. Many think they can sing well. They cannot. And I find they tend to sing in a much higher voice than they should. I bet if this guy just pitched his voice down a bunch, he'd probably sound a lot better.
 
2012-01-24 07:36:55 AM
This would be a great song for President Newt Gingrich's Inaugural Ball.......
 
2012-01-24 08:47:59 AM
buckler: Not to make him look good or anything...that's just what happened.

*snert*
 
2012-01-24 09:15:39 AM
Just heard this plugged on my morning radio show.

Heard worse, but granted, said people I heard had speech impediments.
 
2012-01-24 09:53:03 AM
ALVIN!!!!!
 
2012-01-24 10:04:48 AM
my crazy ass SIL and her sister are all full of Jesus' love and carry a guitar around with them pretty much anywhere they think they'll find an audience. It was awesome at Xmas when they repeatedly interrupted our football watching to sing us all a song. Can't worship football on Jesus bday!

//yeah, she is insufferable and a big part of why I hate evangelicals. my brother is an idiot.
 
2012-01-24 10:16:55 AM
rjakobi: Just heard this plugged on my morning radio show.

Heard worse, but granted, said people I heard had speech impediments.


Guess who's crappy radio show gets their content directly from Fark.
 
2012-01-24 10:39:44 AM
ironmonk777: What do I win? I listened to the whole thing.

A bonus round (new window)
 
2012-01-24 10:46:55 AM
Pro tip.......



Keep the day job.
 
2012-01-24 11:41:37 AM
O Holy Night (new window) is so much better.

It starts off bad, then gets worse, then worse still. If you aren't laughing by the end, you may be comatose.
 
2012-01-24 12:19:29 PM
hogans: O Holy Night (new window) is so much better.

It starts off bad, then gets worse, then worse still. If you aren't laughing by the end, you may be comatose.


Came for ^ this ^ , leaving happy !
 
2012-01-24 12:53:00 PM
hogans: O Holy Night (new window) is so much better.

It starts off bad, then gets worse, then worse still. If you aren't laughing by the end, you may be comatose.


That is tremendous. I can't stop laughing.
 
2012-01-24 04:03:20 PM
Is the "chicken finger" part of headline a fat joke? He is not (very) fat.
 
2012-01-24 04:08:56 PM
Minus 1 Charisma: Is the "chicken finger" part of headline a fat joke? He is not (very) fat.

OK I just watched it. I will never say anything even remotely defending this (fat) loser again.
 
2012-01-24 05:03:07 PM
How does... what the... who... why has no one put a stop to this? Just because you think you can sing doesn't necessarily mean God wants you to do so as a solo act.
 
2012-01-24 05:18:42 PM
madden101: How does... what the... who... why has no one put a stop to this? Just because you think you can sing doesn't necessarily mean God wants you to do so as a solo act.

Similarly, just because you can do a creepy child's voice, doesn't mean you should use it to sing a creepy duet with yourself in church (new window).
 
2012-01-24 07:14:55 PM
 
2012-01-24 07:31:19 PM
Eat your heart out, David Daniels.
 
2012-01-24 08:55:13 PM
Now I know why so many church's are against singing and dancing
 
2012-01-24 09:55:52 PM
Yeah, have fun listening to that for eternity, shmucks.

Where ever I do end up, I know I'll have better music than you.
 
2012-01-25 06:27:49 AM
madden101: How does... what the... who... why has no one put a stop to this? Just because you think you can sing doesn't necessarily mean God wants you to do so as a solo act.

This is church. More specifically (according to our singing siren), a baptist church. They tend to take a "whosoever will" approach to sharing a song; anyone can get up and sing if they feel the spirit leading them to. This has been leading to weekly occurrences of hilarity for years now, this is just the first time I've seen it make it onto youtube.
 
2012-01-25 10:10:21 AM
Antisthenes: Now I know why so many church's are against singing and dancing

WHY ? (new window)
 
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