13 and from Idaho? You'd think she would know how to handle her liquor by that age.

Darth_Lukecash: I didn't realize getting a 13 year old drunk was a professional calling.

Howlse you expect her to lern too drive? Subby's a mormon!

jingks
Howlse you expect her to lern too drive? Subby's a morman, newb!

;)

Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: Was he at least hittin' that?

13-years old, dude.

Old enough to drive, old enough to be driven, right?

that doesn't even make sense. how can she suck your cock if she's driving???

total fail.

I really wish the article hadn't gone in to such exhaustive detail. I mean, I was reading and reading and reading and I was like, "Dude, are they EVER going to end this article?"

In other news Morticia filed for divorce.

/RTFA

untaken_name: "Dude, are they EVER going to end this article?"

Did they? Don't leave us hangin'...

I thought you had to be at least 14 to drink and drive in Idaho

Yeah but what if she's that kind of special kind of drunk, that she's a better driver because she knows she's drunk. You know the kinda drunk that she probably shouldn't drive but she does anyway, because... come on, you gotta get a car home, right, I mean what do they expect us to do? Take a bus? Is that what they want? For us to take a bus? Well screw that! You take a bus!

Good lord. 13 year old girls are insufferable enough when they're sober. I can't imagine being around a drunk one

pottie: I thought you had to be at least 14 to drink and drive in Idaho

Right, so 13 is the perfect time to learn. And since it's Idaho, she may as well learn to drive according to the local custom, loaded, being pawed by a greasy cretin. Honestly, this is about as well as the story could have turned out. Since the guy was named Gomez, I'm guessing he's not a white supremacist, which I would consider more the norm. Might also explain why he was arrested.

It's a toss-up so I'll just post both relevant pics:

I bet they were indian


Feather not dot


What's the difference between John Wayne and jack Daniels.

Jack Daniels is still killing indians

Felony injury to a child for an accident in which the child was not injured?

gwydion56: miss diminutive: 13 and from Idaho? You'd think she would know how to handle her liquor by that age.

I love you more every day. :-)

You know miss diminutive isn't a 13-year old, right? She just gets drunk like one.

"arrested a 21-year-old man on suspicion of felony injury to a child"

"She was not injured in the crash early Saturday"

That's some great police work there.

SoCalSurfer: I bet they were indian


Feather not dot


What's the difference between John Wayne and jack Daniels.

Jack Daniels is still killing indians



Sitting Bull frowns on your shenanigans.

Wow, I really expected this one to have a Florida Tag.

TARFUN: Wow, I really expected this one to have a Florida Tag.

That's why it's an article, Fark was shocked about that too! (lol)

ThatGuyGreg: Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: Was he at least hittin' that?

13-years old, dude.

Go on...

she might be 13, but if she's out with him at 4 am drinking, she's putting out, & doing anything with him . . .

miss diminutive: 13 and from Idaho? You'd think she would know how to handle her liquor by that age.

No kidding, everytime I meet someone from up north, I hear another story of "When I was 8 I started driving, just to go to the liquor store to get wasted!" & I thought the stories of the south was wild, Meh! they're all wimpy stories in comparison . . .