15 year old with a 35 year old mom? Yep, that's about all I need to know

Heh. Someone in my complex called the cops on the new neighbors for loud sex(the second or third night after they moved in). They had their bed right by the window that faces the common area(each of the 8 units master bedroom window faces the common area) and you could hear the lady moaning CUM IN MY PUSSY along with various other sexual comments. Someone in the complex was obviously offended.

/no, she wasn't hot.. might have been 30 years ago, but she's old and wilted now

Teen Wolf Blitzer: 15 year old with a 35 year old mom? Yep, that's about all I need to know

35 year old mom puts mom at age 20 when daughter was born. I don't know about you all, but most people my age were born to mothers in their early 20's.

//she sounds like a fat jesus freak

darkhorse23: Bathia_Mapes: Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week. :-D

Try the veal, and remember to tip your waitress!

They're top heavy?

Harry_Seldon: darkhorse23: Bathia_Mapes: Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week. :-D

Try the veal, and remember to tip your waitress!

They're top heavy?

The ones you'd want to tip are.

I'm confused why the police informed the Salvation Army about all of this.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: 15 year old with a 35 year old mom? Yep, that's about all I need to know

Why ? My mom got me when she was 21. Should I then conclude you'd think my mom had loose morals, although she's been married to my father for 37 years ?

Holy Christ, when did it become a proof of loose morale to get a kid in your early 20s ?

"I'll take "BIATCHES WHO WILL END UP ALONE WITH LOTS OF CATS" for $500, Alex."

padraig: Teen Wolf Blitzer: 15 year old with a 35 year old mom? Yep, that's about all I need to know

Why ? My mom got me when she was 21. Should I then conclude you'd think my mom had loose morals, although she's been married to my father for 37 years ?

Holy Christ, when did it become a proof of loose morale to get a kid in your early 20s ?

Don't bring your mother into this.

Sounds like the perfect candidate to be taken in by the Bachmanns. Definitely no sex being had there.

padraig: Teen Wolf Blitzer: 15 year old with a 35 year old mom? Yep, that's about all I need to know

Why ? My mom got me when she was 21. Should I then conclude you'd think my mom had loose morals, although she's been married to my father for 37 years ?

Holy Christ, when did it become a proof of loose morale to get a kid in your early 20s ?

I was going to ask where people "get" kids instead of "having" them, but after looking at your profile I imagine it is a minor translation detail?

Soy embarazado.

NSFW instructional video link

/Should be her 18th. b-day present

Rik01: There's something wrong with that kid.

Getting grossed out, sure, but a chat with Mom the next day could simply have led to rearranging a bedroom. This krap about being 'disrespected' is just that -- krap. I think the kid thinks too highly of herself.

Admittedly, I've always felt funny spending the night at a woman's home when she had kids older than 5 or 6. I'm not sure I would have done so if any of them had teens.

Yah. She needs to get a boyfriend and learn all about getting steamed up.

Really? I ONLY like spending the night at a woman's home if she has 14-15 year olds. They're physically much more developed than 5-6 olds and can last twice as long, in my experience.

Sillygoth: I'm confused why the police informed the Salvation Army about all of this.

I was wondering about this as well. Is this SOP for domestic disturbance calls? "Honey, we better keep things quiet or the Salvation Army will get us!"

buckler: Why does the Daily Fail carry so many tawdry stories from Bumfark, USA?

Maybe the Daily Fail is the precursor to Lewis Prothero.

Disrespected? How the hell does she think she was even born?

Salvation Army is always called out for Bell Ringers.

WeenerGord: Disrespected? How the hell does she think she was even born?

Well, she's right. She is disrespected. I'm disrespecting her pretty hard right now.

Apos: Bathia_Mapes: darkhorse23: biatch, go outside, talk to boys.

She's just totes jelly that mommy has a boyfriend and she doesn't. :-D

"totes jelly"? This is what teen-speak has devolved into? Yikes.

Hey daddie-o, why don't you go suck an egg?

Try the waitress and tip your veal.

I pity her first real boyfriend.

Wow, what a reaction.

Subby jus played WoW in the basement while I was nailing his mom.

padraig: Teen Wolf Blitzer: 15 year old with a 35 year old mom? Yep, that's about all I need to know

Why ? My mom got me when she was 21. Should I then conclude you'd think my mom had loose morals, although she's been married to my father for 37 years ? Holy Christ, when did it become a proof of loose morale to get a kid in your early 20s ?

Yet she did teach you to use 'got me' for 'gave birth to me' and to put a space before question marks...

If she was a boy I'd say "take her to a priest."

I love this one, "It's our house, if you don't like it, move out."

My step-sister gave that line to my nephew (whose older than me, figure it out) when she complained about hearing my fat stepsister and her fatter husband bumping uglies.While I agree with their statement, that's just farking gross man.

"Just be glad you're not one of Lot's daughters."

cowgirl toffee: This would all make sense if the guy her mother was having sex with was her boyfriend... and he said her mom was better at it.

That would make them Arkansans, which isn't true because TFA has a Florida tag.

That girl just needs to get laid.
(She is legal in some states)