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		Oh look, it's a day that ends in 'Y'. That must mean there's a GOP debate tonight. (9pm on NBC) (cbsnews.com)		1075
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WTF Indeed		2012-01-23 06:50:31 PM

Florida Crazy is Best Crazy.

Cyberluddite		2012-01-23 07:00:29 PM

So, I know that RON PAUL isn't really campaining in Florida and is concentrating on the next caucus states, but will he be participating in this debate? The article doesn't say. And since RON PAUL is the only one who ever says anything even remotely worth listening to in these things (and though something of a nutter, he's also the only one of the bunch who doesn't make me want to throw the remote through the TV screen every time they open their mouths), I'm not sure why anybody would want to watch a 3-way derp-off between Mittens, the Newter, and Mr. Frothy Mixture.

mahuika		2012-01-23 07:06:57 PM

With how negative their campaigns are all turning, I'd say that the Obama campaign is recording this and won't need to film much else for their campaign ads come summer.

MisterTweak		2012-01-23 07:14:09 PM

mahuika: With how negative their campaigns are all turning, I'd say that the Obama campaign is recording this and won't need to film much else for their campaign ads come summer.

Easiest job in the world? Obama ad producer.

"Hello, Fox? So, I don't actually have any ads. How 'bout I just send you a check and you run Romney and Newt's stuff instead? And throw in a Ronpaul or two, just to keep it interesting."

NewportBarGuy		2012-01-23 07:48:40 PM

Who's got the shot glasses?

A Dark Evil Omen		2012-01-23 07:53:50 PM

I hope the bastards all kill each other.

Gilligann		2012-01-23 07:54:52 PM

So it's like a reality show? They're just going to keep having debates until only one person is standing?

Who will be eliminated next?! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!

NewportBarGuy		2012-01-23 07:57:43 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: I hope the bastards all kill each other.

Come on. Then who is Fartbama going to roundhouse kick in the debates? We need* these useless idiots!

/*like we need an asshole on our elbow.

keylock71		2012-01-23 08:01:48 PM

"I'm the biggest right wing loon!!'"

"No, I am!!"

"I hate Obama the most!!!"

"No, I do!!"

Fin.

serpent_sky		2012-01-23 08:03:26 PM

Gilligann: So it's like a reality show? They're just going to keep having debates until only one person is standing?

They really are having way more debates than usual, aren't they?

Doesn't stop me from watching them with you funny farkers.

dahmers love zombie		2012-01-23 08:04:44 PM

mahuika: With how negative their campaigns are all turning, I'd say that the Obama campaign is recording this and won't need to film much else for their campaign ads come summer.

If I had bazillions of dollars, I'd be contributing huge suitcases of money to all four SuperPACs. Money spent now is probably a better investment in Obama's campaign than donating it in any other way.

Oh, and I have to get my kid from gym practice at 9, so would someone please keep track of how much I need to drink to get caught up when I get back to the thread?

video man		2012-01-23 08:10:29 PM

Oh, what the hell. It's the GOP and Florida, it oughta be fun.

serpent_sky		2012-01-23 08:13:28 PM

dahmers love zombie: Oh, and I have to get my kid from gym practice at 9, so would someone please keep track of how much I need to drink to get caught up when I get back to the thread?

I'm just guessing, but pick up some Everclear and fill a mug with it.

Cyberluddite		2012-01-23 08:27:06 PM

I might actually watch this, and if so probably I'll do it on the TeeVee rather than on the interwebs. Anybody happen know what network this derpfest is being shown on? TFA doesn't say.

Dusk-You-n-Me		2012-01-23 08:29:43 PM

Cyberluddite: Anybody happen know what network this derpfest is being shown on? TFA doesn't say.

NBC

Dusk-You-n-Me		2012-01-23 08:31:18 PM

mahuika		2012-01-23 08:32:34 PM

dahmers love zombie: mahuika: With how negative their campaigns are all turning, I'd say that the Obama campaign is recording this and won't need to film much else for their campaign ads come summer.

If I had bazillions of dollars, I'd be contributing huge suitcases of money to all four SuperPACs. Money spent now is probably a better investment in Obama's campaign than donating it in any other way.

Oh, and I have to get my kid from gym practice at 9, so would someone please keep track of how much I need to drink to get caught up when I get back to the thread?

Sure! Which rule are you going by? I have to limit myself to three rules, as it's a work night, after all.

-A rich person is referred to as a "job creator"
---2 sips if they are the rich person

-Founding fathers are mentioned
--Two sips if they are grossly misinterpreted or it is insinuated they were extremely Christian

-Ronald Reagan
--Two sips if they mention Sarah Palin in the same sentence

Runs_With_Scissors_		2012-01-23 08:33:24 PM

All 4 looney tunes will be there tonight. MSNBC is streaming it.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2012-01-23 08:40:38 PM

Cyberluddite: I might actually watch this, and if so probably I'll do it on the TeeVee rather than on the interwebs. Anybody happen know what network this derpfest is being shown on? TFA doesn't say.

It's cleverly hidden somewhere in the headline.

donuettes		2012-01-23 08:42:02 PM

oh boy oh boy. If they're anything like the last two, it's going to be a real gangbang.

Got myself a Dogfish Head Raison D'Extra 2007 for this bloodbath.

GhostFish		2012-01-23 08:49:38 PM

Even as a Florida resident, I think I might be okay with now being the moment when the state breaks off and falls into the ocean.

eagles95		2012-01-23 08:50:01 PM

I'll be swapping between this and wwe. Wwe will be more realistic

KarmicDisaster		2012-01-23 08:50:23 PM

Why do they keep doing this?

machodonkeywrestler		2012-01-23 08:50:37 PM

I think that instead of the "Y" in quotes, it should be "debate" in quotes.

what_now		2012-01-23 08:51:17 PM

Right now on NBC is some sort of game show called "Who's still Standing".

Some lady just said, " I don't go to baseball games, I go to church", and then she FELL THROUGH A HOLE THE FLOOR!!!

I have no idea...but I think this is the perfect lead in to the GOP debate.

serial_crusher		2012-01-23 08:52:00 PM

streaming anywhere? don't want to go downstairs.

apoptotic		2012-01-23 08:53:11 PM

serial_crusher: streaming anywhere? don't want to go downstairs.

Yes (new window)

MickeyRaptor		2012-01-23 08:54:23 PM

Bold Prediction: Newt is going to stage a walk off tonight. He'll act offened at the first question that cites his personal life in even the most miniscule manner, lambast the "liberal elite media" and say "I'm done for tonight".

Then he marches off the stage to thunderous derpplause, and gets a boost in the polls in Florida.

what_now		2012-01-23 08:54:32 PM

All I want is for RONPAUL to win in Florida.

lohphat		2012-01-23 08:55:50 PM

My liver can't take much more of these derpates.

Hots_Kebabs		2012-01-23 08:56:14 PM

@ZekeJMiller tweeted:

I'm told the debate hall can only hold a little over 300 people, all selected by the sponsors. Don't expect a rowdy audience tonight.

awwwwww

quizzical		2012-01-23 08:56:24 PM

NBC is hosting? Newt so much more dickish when the moderators aren't Fox or Heritage.

JudgeSmails		2012-01-23 08:57:24 PM

Brian Williams and Mitt Romney?
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apoptotic		2012-01-23 08:57:54 PM

MickeyRaptor: Bold Prediction: Newt is going to stage a walk off tonight. He'll act offened at the first question that cites his personal life in even the most miniscule manner, lambast the "liberal elite media" and say "I'm done for tonight".

Then he marches off the stage to thunderous derpplause, and gets a boost in the polls in Florida.

As much as I'd love to see him have a full blown hissy fit, I think he'll just use his opening statement to admonish Brian Williams that the questions better not be MSM driveby slanderous rumours.

Car_Ramrod		2012-01-23 08:57:57 PM

Hots_Kebabs: @ZekeJMiller tweeted:

I'm told the debate hall can only hold a little over 300 people, all selected by the sponsors. Don't expect a rowdy audience tonight.

awwwwww

Damn, I was gonna bet they'd cheer on a woman dying because she was denied an abortion.

themindiswatching		2012-01-23 08:58:07 PM

Hots_Kebabs: @ZekeJMiller tweeted:

I'm told the debate hall can only hold a little over 300 people, all selected by the sponsors. Don't expect a rowdy audience tonight.

I bet it'll mostly be Romney supporters too.

/gotta get him back in the game somehow

Flatulent_Flea		2012-01-23 08:58:26 PM

I'm taking a drink every time one of them lies.

drunk in thirty seconds

serial_crusher		2012-01-23 08:58:36 PM

apoptotic: serial_crusher: streaming anywhere? don't want to go downstairs.

Yes (new window)

gracias. For some reason when I saw NBC I didn't think to go to MSNBC's web site.

Runs_With_Scissors_		2012-01-23 08:58:57 PM

I have to limit myself to 3 drinking words. Any suggestions what they should be?

Car_Ramrod		2012-01-23 08:59:25 PM

apoptotic: MickeyRaptor: Bold Prediction: Newt is going to stage a walk off tonight. He'll act offened at the first question that cites his personal life in even the most miniscule manner, lambast the "liberal elite media" and say "I'm done for tonight".

Then he marches off the stage to thunderous derpplause, and gets a boost in the polls in Florida.

As much as I'd love to see him have a full blown hissy fit, I think he'll just use his opening statement to admonish Brian Williams that the questions better not be MSM driveby slanderous rumours.

How many times is Williams going to show his, "are you farkin kidding me?" face during this debate?

Is "the duration of the debate" an option? Because I'd pick that.

coco ebert		2012-01-23 08:59:28 PM

NBC?

NateGrey		2012-01-23 09:00:24 PM

Derp Wars are my new favorite show.

/Vote Republican

Car_Ramrod		2012-01-23 09:00:35 PM

Runs_With_Scissors_: I have to limit myself to 3 drinking words. Any suggestions what they should be?

People

Government

Freedom

You're welcome.

apoptotic		2012-01-23 09:00:52 PM

serial_crusher: apoptotic: serial_crusher: streaming anywhere? don't want to go downstairs.

Yes (new window)

gracias. For some reason when I saw NBC I didn't think to go to MSNBC's web site.

No problem. Once I decided to watch I had to get organized early to find something that would play in Canada.

quizzical		2012-01-23 09:01:08 PM

And here...we....go! [Joker.jpg]

NateGrey		2012-01-23 09:01:34 PM

Newt Released his Freddie Mac contract.

One less talking point for Romney.

MickeyRaptor		2012-01-23 09:01:42 PM

NateGrey: Derp Wars are my new favorite show.

/Vote Republican

It is like a regular TV show at this point, isn't it? These guys are on 2 times a week anymore.

serpent_sky		2012-01-23 09:01:49 PM

NateGrey: Derp Wars are my new favorite show.

I never knew I could get into reality TV like this.

KarmicDisaster		2012-01-23 09:02:21 PM

MickeyRaptor: Bold Prediction: Newt is going to stage a walk off tonight. He'll act offened at the first question that cites his personal life in even the most miniscule manner, lambast the "liberal elite media" and say "I'm done for tonight".

Then he marches off the stage to thunderous derpplause, and gets a boost in the polls in Florida.

My prediction is that Newt will attack the moderators again. He learned that from watching old Reagan debates.

bobbette		2012-01-23 09:02:48 PM

I'm going to drink every time Newt smirks, because my intention is to still be drunk by the State of the Union Address tomorrow. Who's with me?

/actually my beer isn't even chilled and I just got home
//why do they do these things so early?

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