So, I know that RON PAUL isn't really campaining in Florida and is concentrating on the next caucus states, but will he be participating in this debate? The article doesn't say. And since RON PAUL is the only one who ever says anything even remotely worth listening to in these things (and though something of a nutter, he's also the only one of the bunch who doesn't make me want to throw the remote through the TV screen every time they open their mouths), I'm not sure why anybody would want to watch a 3-way derp-off between Mittens, the Newter, and Mr. Frothy Mixture.

With how negative their campaigns are all turning, I'd say that the Obama campaign is recording this and won't need to film much else for their campaign ads come summer.

mahuika: With how negative their campaigns are all turning, I'd say that the Obama campaign is recording this and won't need to film much else for their campaign ads come summer.

Easiest job in the world? Obama ad producer.

"Hello, Fox? So, I don't actually have any ads. How 'bout I just send you a check and you run Romney and Newt's stuff instead? And throw in a Ronpaul or two, just to keep it interesting."

Who's got the shot glasses?

So it's like a reality show? They're just going to keep having debates until only one person is standing?

Who will be eliminated next?! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!

A Dark Evil Omen: I hope the bastards all kill each other.

Come on. Then who is Fartbama going to roundhouse kick in the debates? We need* these useless idiots!

/*like we need an asshole on our elbow.

"I'm the biggest right wing loon!!'"

"No, I am!!"

"I hate Obama the most!!!"

"No, I do!!"


Fin.

Gilligann: So it's like a reality show? They're just going to keep having debates until only one person is standing?

They really are having way more debates than usual, aren't they?

Doesn't stop me from watching them with you funny farkers.

mahuika: With how negative their campaigns are all turning, I'd say that the Obama campaign is recording this and won't need to film much else for their campaign ads come summer.

If I had bazillions of dollars, I'd be contributing huge suitcases of money to all four SuperPACs. Money spent now is probably a better investment in Obama's campaign than donating it in any other way.

Oh, and I have to get my kid from gym practice at 9, so would someone please keep track of how much I need to drink to get caught up when I get back to the thread?

Oh, what the hell. It's the GOP and Florida, it oughta be fun.

dahmers love zombie: Oh, and I have to get my kid from gym practice at 9, so would someone please keep track of how much I need to drink to get caught up when I get back to the thread?

I'm just guessing, but pick up some Everclear and fill a mug with it.

I might actually watch this, and if so probably I'll do it on the TeeVee rather than on the interwebs. Anybody happen know what network this derpfest is being shown on? TFA doesn't say.

Cyberluddite: Anybody happen know what network this derpfest is being shown on? TFA doesn't say.

NBC

dahmers love zombie: mahuika: With how negative their campaigns are all turning, I'd say that the Obama campaign is recording this and won't need to film much else for their campaign ads come summer.

If I had bazillions of dollars, I'd be contributing huge suitcases of money to all four SuperPACs. Money spent now is probably a better investment in Obama's campaign than donating it in any other way.

Oh, and I have to get my kid from gym practice at 9, so would someone please keep track of how much I need to drink to get caught up when I get back to the thread?

Sure! Which rule are you going by? I have to limit myself to three rules, as it's a work night, after all.

-A rich person is referred to as a "job creator"
---2 sips if they are the rich person

-Founding fathers are mentioned
--Two sips if they are grossly misinterpreted or it is insinuated they were extremely Christian

-Ronald Reagan
--Two sips if they mention Sarah Palin in the same sentence

All 4 looney tunes will be there tonight. MSNBC is streaming it.

Right now on NBC is some sort of game show called "Who's still Standing".

Some lady just said, " I don't go to baseball games, I go to church", and then she FELL THROUGH A HOLE THE FLOOR!!!

I have no idea...but I think this is the perfect lead in to the GOP debate.

streaming anywhere? don't want to go downstairs.

All I want is for RONPAUL to win in Florida.

My liver can't take much more of these derpates.

Hots_Kebabs: @ZekeJMiller tweeted:

I'm told the debate hall can only hold a little over 300 people, all selected by the sponsors. Don't expect a rowdy audience tonight.

I bet it'll mostly be Romney supporters too.

/gotta get him back in the game somehow

I'm taking a drink every time one of them lies.

drunk in thirty seconds

apoptotic: serial_crusher: streaming anywhere? don't want to go downstairs.

Yes (new window)

gracias. For some reason when I saw NBC I didn't think to go to MSNBC's web site.

I have to limit myself to 3 drinking words. Any suggestions what they should be?

NBC?

NateGrey: Derp Wars are my new favorite show.

I never knew I could get into reality TV like this.