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(CBS News)   Oh look, it's a day that ends in 'Y'. That must mean there's a GOP debate tonight. (9pm on NBC)   (cbsnews.com) divider line 1075
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2012-01-23 09:33:36 PM
Dammit Brian, haven't you ever heard the old adage of not interrupting your opponents when they're making a mistake (or trying to kill each other)??
 
2012-01-23 09:33:42 PM
Newt is saved by the bell ... he's got 60 seconds to get his feet under him before the next round
 
2012-01-23 09:33:43 PM

Ricardo Klement: Newt is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT about paying for insulin and Lipitor over dialysis and surgery. AB-SO-LUTE-LY.


Then I wonder why he is against PPACA.
 
2012-01-23 09:33:47 PM

elchip: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]


okay, that is funny.
 
2012-01-23 09:34:00 PM

cameroncrazy1984: IronTom: Could you imagine having to listen to a State of the Union from Santorum, it would make you go to sleep, instead of wanna puke like for the upcoming SOTU.

We get it, you hate blah people.


that is farking stupid. but funny.
 
2012-01-23 09:34:01 PM
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2012-01-23 09:34:12 PM

what_now: Oh horrible.

Someone just sent me a link to something called "blue waffle".

DO NOT GOOGLE.

*hurl*


Goddammitsomuch
 
2012-01-23 09:34:13 PM
TommyymmoT: This would be better if they all wore festive hats.

And danced to Free Ride
 
2012-01-23 09:34:16 PM
k.wigflip.com
 
2012-01-23 09:34:35 PM

The Larch: hutchkc: Flatulent_Flea: Mittens sure stammers when he starts talking about his taxes.

he always stammers/stutters when he is about to lie/dodge

Is he getting that stupid smug smirk on his face and doing that forced condescending laugh that sounds like a can of rusty bolts going through a paper shredder?

I think Obama's ads should just be 30 seconds of Mitt making his troll face with his nails-on-a-chalkboard laugh.


everytime i see him do that i just want to punch him in the face.
 
2012-01-23 09:34:37 PM
Newt is a historian. After all, he only offered his historical perspective on events Washington D.C. Certainly, there are no lobbiests that do that!
 
2012-01-23 09:34:37 PM
Santorum: "This is a high-tech felching!"
 
2012-01-23 09:34:49 PM
I am tempted to say we are seeing the implosion of the GOP, but actually, that little bomb ignited at the the inception of TP ideals that oddly strayed away from their original point. Why?
Maybe because the Koch brothers inadvertintly atrracted weird little RW odd balls to the cause.
and I say "cause" toungue in cheek,
Seriously? I think not.
 
2012-01-23 09:35:36 PM
GOP Lie-off: which of these massive falsehoods is more credible?

Mitt: I'm a self-made bootstrapper, just like any average citizen!

Newt: As a former Speaker of the House, people just give me millions of dollars to not exercise outsize political influence, and when I speak with lawmakers, it's just like I'm an average Joe writing their Senator!
 
2012-01-23 09:35:39 PM

serpent_sky: Ignoring things like our property taxes being higher?
Our gas being higher?
Our oil heat being higher?
The prices in our stores being higher?

If you live somewhere where things cost more than a lot of the country, it turns out that you need more money to get by than other people in states with lower general costs. I fail to see how that is inaccurate.

Also, we make nowhere near that combined. I just see that as a good number for us living comfortably, rather than strugglin



The median income in NYC is $80, 200- $86,000.

I live in Boston- I know that cities are more expensive.

But $200k is more than twice the median income in WESTCHESTER county.
 
2012-01-23 09:35:47 PM

what_now: blue w


Damnit! I had seen that before but I'm drunk and forgot about it so of course I have to Google that shiat. Damn you again!
 
2012-01-23 09:35:58 PM

wooden_badger: Someone should ask these nutjobs if they think it's OK to slaughter the family pet of a political opponent.

/somehow I have a feeling Mitt would think so. Just tie it to the roof of a car first.
// Just want to hear the animals in the audience hoot and holler "YEAH"


I want Mike Huckabee's son to be the one to ask it.
 
2012-01-23 09:36:35 PM
Newt: I HISTORIAN!
Mitt: U NOT HISTORIAN!
Newt: U RICH!
Mitt: U ALSO RICH!
Newt: NOT AS RICH AS U!
Mitt: U GOVERNMENT RICH!
Newt: Y U MAKE FUN OF ME? THAT BAD. NOW I MAKE FUN OF U!

Best. debate. ever.
 
2012-01-23 09:36:42 PM

m3000: what_now: blue w

Damnit! I had seen that before but I'm drunk and forgot about it so of course I have to Google that shiat. Damn you again!


Man, that's schmuck bait. I learned a long time ago that if someone says "don't google this", you DON'T.
 
2012-01-23 09:36:49 PM
I picked the wrong night to go to the bar.
 
2012-01-23 09:37:04 PM

WhyteRaven74: TommyymmoT: This would be better if they all wore festive hats.

And danced to Free Ride


"The Hokey Pokey", because after all, that IS what it's all about.
 
2012-01-23 09:37:26 PM
Scumbag Fark!! twenty minutes into the debate and I am already tipsy. Motherfuc*as!!
 
2012-01-23 09:37:26 PM

quizzical: Newt is a historian. After all, he only offered his historical perspective on events Washington D.C. Certainly, there are no lobbiests that do that!


All historians I know make about 1.6 MILLION to give history lessons. Now wonder why schools are making states broke.
 
2012-01-23 09:37:46 PM

what_now: But $200k is more than twice the median income in WESTCHESTER county.


Well, we, sadly, fall short of the median (and live in Westchester), so that may be why I set my goals a bit high.
 
2012-01-23 09:37:47 PM
Oooh now Santorum's going to explain how Obama crashed the economy.
 
2012-01-23 09:37:56 PM
Harry Reid has minions? That's awesome!
 
2012-01-23 09:38:03 PM

AKTurkey: Newt: I HISTORIAN!
Mitt: U NOT HISTORIAN!
Newt: U RICH!
Mitt: U ALSO RICH!
Newt: NOT AS RICH AS U!
Mitt: U GOVERNMENT RICH!
Newt: Y U MAKE FUN OF ME? THAT BAD. NOW I MAKE FUN OF U!

Best. debate. ever.


SC debates were definitely more entertaining.
 
2012-01-23 09:38:05 PM
Hey, America. Santorum knows how to sign letters.
 
2012-01-23 09:38:10 PM
Minions. I want minions. Anyone want to be my minion? The hours are long and the pay is nonexistent, but you get a free gmail account out of it.

Anyone?
 
2012-01-23 09:38:13 PM
TommyymmoT: "The Hokey Pokey", because after all, that IS what it's all about.

Much better idea!
 
2012-01-23 09:38:21 PM
You know, frothy, if you realized that this thing was going to collapse the entire world economy... maybe... just maybe... you should have been a little more vocal.

douche
 
2012-01-23 09:38:24 PM
Oh, look. Fannie and Freddie. Herp-derp. that's a shocker.
 
2012-01-23 09:38:37 PM
Pipe down Santorum!!!

We're here for the purse fight between the two sociopaths.
 
2012-01-23 09:38:41 PM

hawcian: Harry Reid has minions? That's awesome!


Even better, Obama is one of them!
 
2012-01-23 09:38:43 PM

hawcian: Harry Reid has minions? That's awesome!


My respect for Reid just doubled.
 
2012-01-23 09:38:55 PM

9beers: I picked the wrong night to go to the bar.


Account created: 2011-12-25 13:36:40

You spent Christmas creating a troll account.

You have no friends.
 
2012-01-23 09:38:58 PM
So can a conservative explain to me how a teacher makes 1.6 MILLION in the private sector but the GOP keeps telling us teachers working for the government are over paid?
 
2012-01-23 09:39:05 PM

9beers: I picked the wrong night to go to the bar.


Order a blue waffle.
 
2012-01-23 09:39:12 PM
Oh, go f*ck yourself, Santorum. Even the geniuses on Wall Street didn't see the subprime collapse before it happened. You just wanted to deny homes to minorities through the GSEs. Shut the f*ck up.
 
2012-01-23 09:39:38 PM
This debate is BORING.

I miss the KKK audience of SC.
 
2012-01-23 09:39:54 PM
Yes, the Community Reinvestment Act caused it all! Goddamn lying sacks of crap.
 
2012-01-23 09:39:56 PM

apoptotic: Oooh now Santorum's going to explain how Obama crashed the economy.


www.strangecosmos.com
 
2012-01-23 09:39:58 PM
Sure Ron Paul, the banks did no wrong. Let them do whatever they want.
 
2012-01-23 09:39:58 PM
Ron Paul doesn't even know what the CRA says. DRINK!
 
2012-01-23 09:40:01 PM
Ron Pauls gonna have to shoot a puppy or juggle flamming knives to get thier attention at this point.
 
2012-01-23 09:40:13 PM

Corvus: So can a conservative explain to me how a teacher makes 1.6 MILLION in the private sector but the GOP keeps telling us teachers working for the government are over paid?


Wait- a teacher gets $1.6 mil? I must have missed a link. I can teach! Where?
 
2012-01-23 09:40:23 PM
Mortgages aren't in the Constitution.
 
2012-01-23 09:40:26 PM
Yes, turning your back on people who are getting thrown out of their homes and into the streets is obviously a great plan.
 
2012-01-23 09:40:40 PM

NewportBarGuy: Even the geniuses on Wall Street didn't see the subprime collapse before it happened.


Well...that's not true. Many of them saw it collapse and made bank on it.
 
2012-01-23 09:40:50 PM

Communist_Manifesto: Sure Ron Paul, the banks did no wrong. Let them do whatever they want.


The government made them do it! If they were just free to do whatever they wanted they would be responsible! Pinkie swear!
 
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