Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. This is new.

Try it in AZ, and you get pick boxers.

I saw a show once in mexico with a mule and I went blind so I am getting a kick ...

Donkey show?

Damn...too late

thesubliminalman: I saw a show once in mexico with a mule and I went blind so I am getting a kick ...

Señor, do you want to see my burro? Do you want to see a donkey show?

I always worry about this when I drive up to Vancouver.

But I'm not afraid of Mexicans, duh. It's too cold up there for them. I'm afraid of the Canadians.

Crop circles finally explained...

It's spelled M.U.L.E.
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He went thru 7 of them and he has to blind a few so be it

AverageAmericanGuy: I always worry about this when I drive up to Vancouver. But I'm not afraid of Mexicans, duh. It's too cold up there for them. I'm afraid of the Canadians.

I've heard of Canadian growers attaching pot to the underside of trucks crossing the border (typically moving/delivery trucks) and then collecting it States' side. Seems a little messy, I'm not sure if there are any confirmed cases of it.

And a crow named Zoltan?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: jingks: AverageAmericanGuy: I always worry about this when I drive up to Vancouver. But I'm not afraid of Mexicans, duh. It's too cold up there for them. I'm afraid of the Canadians.

I've heard of Canadian growers attaching pot to the underside of trucks crossing the border (typically moving/delivery trucks) and then collecting it States' side. Seems a little messy, I'm not sure if there are any confirmed cases of it.

I wish the Canadians got as creative as the Mexicans. The northern border has a great deal of barely surveyed forests, not to mention an ample flow of traffic to hide drugs in. It would at least make the war on drugs mildly entertaining if border agents found the stuff they do on the southern side.

Canadian cartels? Oh my....eh

Jesus Chavez was arrested for allegedly targeting innocent drivers to ferry drugs into Mexico.
WWJD-What Would Haysoos do?

My first thought was "how much dope can you conceal inside a glass eye?"

Canadians should smuggle weed in the molson cans, with how skunky that beer is, you wouldn't be able to smell the pot.

I'm so happy it took a trial judge to figure out the pattern here and not the investigators. God forbid they should do a competent job.

Change these asinine drug laws, please.

"three-and-a-half-mile commute"

Wow, I am thinking it might have been better to ride a bike each day? Maybe have the wife drop him off at the border and pick him up.

/Reminds me of college. Parked a couple miles away in "free parking" and biked the rest of the way.

I'm all for keeping Mexican weed out of the US. I'm also all for getting Californian weed distributed throughout the US.

Obama doesn't want to have the legacy of being the black president that legalized weed. In his shoes I wouldn't want that either. So listen up Farkers. Fill the house and senate with libs and vote for Hillary in 2016. Then we can fill the skies with smoke and finally chill out.

Andres, who agreed to speak to CNN under the condition that his name was changed,
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A few years ago, Andres walked away from his career as an optometrist in Mexico to follow his passion: music.
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To expedite his commute to the University of Texas at El Paso, where he studies music education

Okay, folks... How hard will it be for an investigator to find this person?

What's stupid is that it took the authorities more than two seconds to realize this was even possible. Holy shiat.

apachevoyeur: I'm all for keeping Mexican weed out of the US. I'm also all for getting Californian weed distributed throughout the US.

Obama doesn't want to have the legacy of being the black president that legalized weed. In his shoes I wouldn't want that either. So listen up Farkers. Fill the house and senate with libs and vote for Hillary in 2016. Then we can fill the skies with smoke and finally chill out.

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Productive citizens.

wildcardjack: Andres, who agreed to speak to CNN under the condition that his name was changed,
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A few years ago, Andres walked away from his career as an optometrist in Mexico to follow his passion: music.
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To expedite his commute to the University of Texas at El Paso, where he studies music education

Okay, folks... How hard will it be for an investigator to find this person?

oh, yeah right-- like there isnt like 50 optometrists at UT El Paso paying out of state tuition studying music education who dont have the name Andres

smitty04: Productive citizens.

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Just the most obvious reason why possession laws are, in their very nature, ridiculous.

But it's the only way to make a dent in the war on druuuuugs.

AverageAmericanGuy:
But I'm not afraid of Mexicans, duh. It's too cold up there for them. I'm afraid of the Canadians.

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it

I joked earlier about Canadian coyotes and now we have jokes about Canadian cartels. Leaving satisfied.

FTA:
"FBI Special Agent Michael Martinez says the cartels' cunning didn't completely surprise him.
"We haven't been made aware of anything like this [before]," he said. "[The cartels] are getting very creative, this was something relatively new."

This was new? That drugs come over in cars? Which is it Martinez? That your FBI is stupid or complicit? Or is it just you Martinez?

Captain_Ballbeard: FTA:
"FBI Special Agent Michael Martinez says the cartels' cunning didn't completely surprise him.
"We haven't been made aware of anything like this [before]," he said. "[The cartels] are getting very creative, this was something relatively new."

This was new? That drugs come over in cars? Which is it Martinez? That your FBI is stupid or complicit? Or is it just you Martinez?

on top of their ignorance of "we created an express lane for frequent border crossers and didn't think someone might try to exploit it"

apachevoyeur: Fill the house and senate with libs and vote for Hillary in 2016. Then we can fill the skies with smoke and finally chill outt
Hillariously will never legalize pot, no politician will.

ultraholland: smitty04: Productive citizens.

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Ugh. Why did you have to animate that last one?

Gyrfalcon: Captain_Ballbeard: FTA:
"FBI Special Agent Michael Martinez says the cartels' cunning didn't completely surprise him.
"We haven't been made aware of anything like this [before]," he said. "[The cartels] are getting very creative, this was something relatively new."

This was new? That drugs come over in cars? Which is it Martinez? That your FBI is stupid or complicit? Or is it just you Martinez?

The "new" is that the cartels are getting creative. Really, the FBI didn't think they were capable of actual thought. You know, like they didn't think they'd be taking all those guns and actually killing people with them.

You're thinking of ATF, not FBI.

baorao: Captain_Ballbeard: FTA:
"FBI Special Agent Michael Martinez says the cartels' cunning didn't completely surprise him.
"We haven't been made aware of anything like this [before]," he said. "[The cartels] are getting very creative, this was something relatively new."

This was new? That drugs come over in cars? Which is it Martinez? That your FBI is stupid or complicit? Or is it just you Martinez?

on top of their ignorance of "we created an express lane for frequent border crossers and didn't think someone might try to exploit it"

I'm sure that the TSA hasn't given any thought to those evil terrorists exploiting the new frequent flier security lanes, either.

Build the fence and shoot anything that comes across.
So tired of these cat n mouse games and stupid tactics.
Keep hard drugs OUT!!

DEAR MEXICO,
Whatever happened to Acapulco Gold? Can we have that please?
Read a farking grow book already!

TheShavingofOccam123: Of the four people involved in this, 3 of them lived in the US. The victim was the only one from living in Mexico.

And the mexican cartel who got his weed seized..

I knew I had made a mistake that time I was in Tijuana and I had a couple hours to kill. I thought to myself, "This is a good as time as any to get that prostate exam I've been putting off." When I was stopped crossing over the board I was sure it was a case a mistaken identity. Upon the strip search it turned out I had unknowingly been smuggling several kilos of heroin in my fanny. Now, as a languish here in this Mexican prison waiting to someday get released I lament the day I went to that South of the Border proctologist.