FARK.com: (6897585) South Korean Presidential candidate declares he is able to cure cancer by staring into people's eyes, moves ahead of Romney in the Republican primary polls

		South Korean Presidential candidate declares he is able to cure cancer by staring into people's eyes, moves ahead of Romney in the Republican primary polls (reuters.com)		34
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Sir Roderick Glossop

2012-01-23 09:19:27 PM

Oh subby you so crazy!

/no seriously, I thought that headline was hilarious
//I'm sorry if if came across as sarcastic

Wyalt Derp

2012-01-23 09:24:46 PM

Who does he think he is, North Korea?

Lionel Mandrake

2012-01-23 09:25:13 PM

"With the U.N. headquarters located in Korea, there would be no war on the Korean Peninsula."

Riiiiight...there would never be a massive attack in the same city as the UN.

EngineerAU

2012-01-23 09:26:00 PM

Now if he could just do something about fan death.

/The terrible scurge that kills zeros of people each year.

AverageAmericanGuy

2012-01-23 09:27:55 PM

Huh?

Huh.

KarmicDisaster

2012-01-23 09:29:09 PM

That's stupid because Republicans aren't interested in curing cancer. Once you are born they spend all of their time trying to kill you.

JasonOfOrillia

2012-01-23 09:42:26 PM

Someone needs to get him to address the National Assembly so they can all take turns punching him in the head.

TwistedIvory

2012-01-23 09:47:33 PM

In 2007 there was a Korean presidential candidate who declared himself to have a 400 IQ and the ability to levitate.

Lenny_da_Hog

2012-01-23 09:49:20 PM

As long as he's not a Mao-man.

Goodfella

2012-01-23 09:57:24 PM

He needs to gaze into Putin's eyes to see if he has found his beautiful soul mate.

I Invented Crack

2012-01-23 10:05:52 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Someone needs to get him to address the National Assembly so they can all take turns punching him in the head.

Or tear gas
www.vancouversun.com

Forgot_my_password_again

2012-01-23 10:13:12 PM

wrong subby because as soon as he became president and cured someone of cancer the republicans would whine about gubbermint in healthcare.

Bryntryst

2012-01-23 10:18:14 PM

/Braco approves

Surool

2012-01-23 10:27:42 PM

Are Korean politicians all high or something?

unicron702

2012-01-23 10:30:26 PM

Still not as crazy/scary as Bachman and you know it.

Anavrinman

2012-01-23 10:33:07 PM

KarmicDisaster: That's stupid because Republicans aren't interested in curing cancer. Once you are born they spend all of their time trying to kill you.

Hey - I worked long and hard to get my cancer. Why don't you pull yourself up by the bootstraps and get your own, eh?

MrEricSir

2012-01-23 10:47:47 PM

I have a solution to the insanity: From now on, all political debates in all countries will be moderated by James Randi.

MrEricSir

2012-01-23 10:49:31 PM

unicron702: Still not as crazy/scary as Bachman and you know it.

If Bachmann claimed to have an IQ of 430, I'd laugh myself to death.

Gyrfalcon

2012-01-23 10:51:01 PM

Does he understand he's supposed to be LESS crazy than Kim Jong-un?

Kumana Wanalaia

2012-01-23 10:53:40 PM

Can he leg-press 2000 lbs?

Altair

2012-01-23 11:08:39 PM

Headline of the year already?

I hate Chevy

2012-01-23 11:18:52 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Can he leg-press 2000 lbs?

Only Pat Robertson can do that.

RobbieFal

2012-01-23 11:29:09 PM

TwistedIvory: In 2007 there was a Korean presidential candidate who declared himself to have a 400 IQ and the ability to levitate.

I think the guy in the article is the same guy you speak of.

No better name for this guy than Huh

Don't Troll Me Bro!

2012-01-23 11:31:04 PM

Was there another round of troll banination? The debate thread showed 1001 comments, and when I loaded it there were 993. For a while there it was getting to be 15-20% of the comments were on my ignore list.

wolvernova

2012-01-23 11:35:24 PM

Romney hasn't made outlandish promises, but last election there was another populist sleaze-peddler talking about how he'd make the seas stop rising. Kinda works better when you apply the joke to the right person.

stonelotus

2012-01-23 11:45:24 PM

unicron702: Still not as crazy/scary as Bachman and you know it.

You don't have a lucky crack pipe?

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Anenu

2012-01-24 12:02:34 AM

Its not that impressive when you consider that Kim Jong-un was curing people of worse things when he was five and all they had to do was look at a painting of him.

Pimpin76

2012-01-24 12:25:22 AM

Still no cure for night time fan deaths though :(

BSABSVR

2012-01-24 12:42:01 AM

wolvernova: Romney hasn't made outlandish promises.

Because paying the deficit down with tax cuts, increased defense spending and a giant pile of magic beans is a pragmatic response.

Also, you missed the joke in your quest to be all indignant.

Mavent

2012-01-24 01:59:03 AM

MrEricSir: I have a solution to the insanity: From now on, all political debates in all countries will be moderated by James Randi.

Man, I'd pay money to see that.

"You sir. Mr. Romney. Are you aware that every word out of your mouth tonight has been a cartoonish mixture of fiction, ignorance, and blatant hypocrisy?"

Apos

2012-01-24 02:05:44 AM

Who says South Korean politics isn't entertaining?

divx88

2012-01-24 03:08:27 AM

/ can do it in 0.05 seconds.

Links

2012-01-24 11:17:03 AM

How would you even know when a Korean is staring at anything? Another case of the blind leading the blind.

watson.t.hamster

2012-01-24 12:13:23 PM

Gyrfalcon: Does he understand he's supposed to be LESS crazy than Kim Jong-un?

Kim Jon-un can cure anorexia by leering at it over a plate of Korean BBQ.

North Korea is best Korea!

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