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8 inches [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 05:43:17 PM
Give him the chair!
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 06:26:10 PM
Adam "Sad Trombone" Blumenkranz.
 
dericwater
2012-01-23 06:33:13 PM
Off to Guantanamo with him!
 
clipperbox
2012-01-23 06:33:52 PM
dericwater: Off to Guantanamo with him!


for a big cockmeat sandwich?
 
wotnartd
2012-01-23 06:34:15 PM
Should have kept it in a small bottle in a quart bag.
 
algrant33
2012-01-23 06:35:06 PM
img819.imageshack.us
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 06:36:08 PM
George Carlin "High on the Plane" reference.

/I haz it
 
skinink
2012-01-23 06:36:12 PM
Looks like he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
 
Schlong Uzi
2012-01-23 06:37:02 PM
How did he not set off the alarms? Does a bong filter out all the stuff the sensors detect?

/This could change everything!
 
Masso
2012-01-23 06:37:57 PM
Man, I was imagining that some dude found lesbian stewardesses in the plane bathroom.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
tampaflacouple
2012-01-23 06:39:01 PM
Well, in his defense Newark NJ was mentioned....

/ smoke it if you've got it !!
 
obeymatt [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 06:40:42 PM
That's why there are edibles. Amateur.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 06:41:53 PM
tampaflacouple: Well, in his defense Newark NJ was mentioned....

/ smoke it if you've got it !!

Much like a giant airplane sphincter, most flights in the Northeastern US go though Newark.
 
rappy [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 06:42:54 PM
Dumbass.
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 06:46:10 PM
TFA Moneyshot: Crew members from Flight 510 from Fort Lauderdale, Fla., say they became suspicious Monday when the man, identified as 43-year-old Adam Blumenkranz of Los Angeles, dropped a clear plastic bag in the cabin.

Really? Sounds like he was high already. Or has Parkinson's, one of the two.
 
uknowzit
2012-01-23 06:48:56 PM
stupid hippie. have an edible before you board the plane.
 
Nib
2012-01-23 06:51:28 PM
uknowzit: stupid hippie. have an edible before you board the plane.

Came to say this.
 
ShawnDoc [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 06:51:53 PM
This is just like the moron's bringing a concealed gun into NYC just because back in whatever state they're from its legal. News flash people, different states have different laws. Just because you have a medical MJ card back home, doesn't mean you can use it anywhere you go. Heck, even those states where its legal don't usually have reciprocity agreements with each other, so for instance your California MJ card isn't necessarily going to work in Oregon, even though they have medical MJ there.

Not to mention the whole dumb ass thing of lighting up in a farking air plane. Really, you couldn't wait 20 more minutes before lighting up? People addicted to cigarets manage to make the whole flight without lighting up, and you're smoking something non-addictive and can't wait? WTH?
 
tacojohn
2012-01-23 06:52:04 PM
Surprised he wasn't accused of terrorism; I mean he had to have something to light it with.
 
CliChe Guevara
2012-01-23 06:53:22 PM
"Claims he had it for medicinal purposes"

like that is an excuse for anything. around here it is farking nuts what people do now they can send away $20 for a card. saw someone trying to smoke out at the table at a restaurant during a kids birthday party. 'its ok, he has a card'. wtf?

we just got the back of our car creamed on the highway a couple weeks back by a guy stoned out of his farking gourd. couldn't stand up straight, but was waving his card around at the cops saying it was legal for him to smoke, so he could smoke while driving and it wasn't a DUI. he left in the back of a cop car in cuffs of course, do doubt still biatching about narrow minded people and being oppressed.
 
machodonkeywrestler
2012-01-23 07:03:52 PM
Anal?
 
lack of warmth
2012-01-23 07:06:15 PM
Some years back Montel Williams flew into Detroit airport carrying marijuana and medicinal card from California. This was long before Michigan passed the medicinal marijuana law. He was fined for carrying and released. I don't think he made a big deal about it. Although, I don't know if he ever came back.
 
Feral Duhbya
2012-01-23 07:07:49 PM
Back row on People Express. Those were very groovy times, baby.
 
Tillmaster
2012-01-23 07:12:24 PM
Silly sod. One doesn't smoke on aeroplanes any more, be it tobacco, dope or smouldering copies of the Constitution.

Pity. The piano bar on the 747 was a civilized place to spend the flight.

Bloody PC thugs...
 
SpinStopper
2012-01-23 07:20:47 PM
Tillmaster: Silly sod. One doesn't smoke on aeroplanes any more, be it tobacco, dope or smouldering copies of the Constitution.

Pity. The piano bar on the 747 was a civilized place to spend the flight.

Bloody PC thugs...

Righteous words, dude ;)
 
Vacation Bible School
2012-01-23 07:23:39 PM
machodonkeywrestler: Anal?

that would be a "technical" mile high club
 
mavexe
2012-01-23 07:26:30 PM
Serious Question: What happens if you smoke all the evidence first?
 
Happy Hours [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 07:27:07 PM
Feral Duhbya: Back row on People Express. Those were very groovy times, baby.

I hated People Express. They stranded me in Newark overnight (with no pot), but I showed them. I stole a stapler from their counter out of spite (I still use it, and it still has "Counter 13" taped to it).

Back in those days a stewardess caught a friend toking up in the bathroom. She told him "There is no smoking of anything in the bathrooms". That was the extent of the consequences back then.
 
The Irresponsible Captain
2012-01-23 07:28:39 PM
Well, how high do you have to be to think this is a good idea?
 
evilwhiteguy
2012-01-23 07:29:36 PM
Before I RTFA I thought it was some dude trying to rub one out on the plane.
 
TimeWaste
2012-01-23 07:34:53 PM
CliChe Guevara: "Claims he had it for medicinal purposes"

like that is an excuse for anything. around here it is farking nuts what people do now they can send away $20 for a card. saw someone trying to smoke out at the table at a restaurant during a kids birthday party. 'its ok, he has a card'. wtf?

we just got the back of our car creamed on the highway a couple weeks back by a guy stoned out of his farking gourd. couldn't stand up straight, but was waving his card around at the cops saying it was legal for him to smoke, so he could smoke while driving and it wasn't a DUI. he left in the back of a cop car in cuffs of course, do doubt still biatching about narrow minded people and being oppressed.

Two points on all of this situation:

One: I hate to be one of those guys, but I'm stoned right now and I absolutely understand the appeal of being high on a flight. I would love to be in an airplane right now.

Two: That sucks, dude. I know my limits, and there is no way I can drive a car if I've inhaled barely anything. I tried driving five minutes up the road once, and couldn't do it. I kept staring at the buttons and lights.
So I think it should be legal, but not treated any differently than alcohol. A guy may argue that they can drive just fine on pot, but another guy also argues they're better drives after a couple drinks.
 
StanTheMan
2012-01-23 07:39:09 PM
Yeah, the right to smoke your joint ends where my nose begins, stupid potheads.

I was hiking in the hills yesterday, in a fire area no less, and I caught some stupid teens smoking pot. I really had to restrain myself not to throw them off the mountain, but me and my pitbull gave them a scare though, and I threatened to call the ranger on their asses.

Fark you potheads! I hated you in college and still hate your dumb asses. Stay in your house and smoke pot. Or at least eat farking brownies, you farks.
 
missiv
2012-01-23 07:41:16 PM
He had some dank, and it must have lit up the bathroom. I doubt he was smoking in it. Same thing happened to me once, at a cafe, after I twisted a phat one. Once I explained what happened, they left me alone.
 
moops
2012-01-23 07:42:07 PM
mavexe: Serious Question: What happens if you smoke all the evidence first?

Serious answer: Obstruction of justice charge.
 
UsikFark
2012-01-23 07:42:12 PM
Happy Hours: "There is no smoking of anything in the bathrooms"

Wait, something's smoking? Is the plane gonna crash? Oh shiat...?
 
Znuh
2012-01-23 07:42:36 PM
I'm around a lot of smokers, of all shapes and sizes, different jobs, etc.

Every single one, and I mean every friend cannot control their ability to not smoke if weed is either in their possession, or nearby.

The only thing that stops them is if they left it at home or otherwise not on their person.

Talk about it, accidentally drop their baggie, if they see a lighter, boom - no control.

/Nonaddictive my ass. Pavlov would be proud over their conditioning.
//Roomie used to smoke $600 a month. No kidding. Literally would smoke the rent.
 
23FPB23
2012-01-23 07:43:06 PM
evilwhiteguy: Before I RTFA I thought it was some dude trying to rub one out on the plane.

I thought he was suicidal before I read...turns out he's just a dumbass!
 
MBooda
2012-01-23 07:43:42 PM
43-year-old Adam Blumenkranz

Was he traveling to England with a guy named Rosenstein?
 
Bruxellensis
2012-01-23 07:43:48 PM
StanTheMan: Yeah, the right to smoke your joint ends where my nose begins, stupid potheads.

I was hiking in the hills yesterday, in a fire area no less, and I caught some stupid teens smoking pot. I really had to restrain myself not to throw them off the mountain, but me and my pitbull gave them a scare though, and I threatened to call the ranger on their asses.

Fark you potheads! I hated you in college and still hate your dumb asses. Stay in your house and smoke pot. Or at least eat farking brownies, you farks.

I don't like smelling people's cigarettes, but unless they're in my farking living room, I don't tell them what to do.
 
Karma Chameleon
2012-01-23 07:45:39 PM
StanTheMan: Yeah, the right to smoke your joint ends where my nose begins, stupid potheads.

I was hiking in the hills yesterday, in a fire area no less, and I caught some stupid teens smoking pot. I really had to restrain myself not to throw them off the mountain, but me and my pitbull gave them a scare though, and I threatened to call the ranger on their asses.

Fark you potheads! I hated you in college and still hate your dumb asses. Stay in your house and smoke pot. Or at least eat farking brownies, you farks.

Sounds like you need to relax. I have an idea...
 
stewbert
2012-01-23 07:46:08 PM
Znuh: I'm around a lot of smokers, of all shapes and sizes, different jobs, etc.

Every single one, and I mean every friend cannot control their ability to not smoke if weed is either in their possession, or nearby.

The only thing that stops them is if they left it at home or otherwise not on their person.

Talk about it, accidentally drop their baggie, if they see a lighter, boom - no control.

/Nonaddictive my ass. Pavlov would be proud over their conditioning.
//Roomie used to smoke $600 a month. No kidding. Literally would smoke the rent.

That is around 3 oz of weed out here. Sorry, that's hard to believe. Maybe he didn't get the Costco size baggies?
 
drsmith
2012-01-23 07:46:55 PM
If the Earth needed an enema, Newark is where they'd put the tube..

/not mine
//some Farker said it a few years ago
 
Znuh
2012-01-23 07:49:54 PM
stewbert: Znuh: I'm around a lot of smokers, of all shapes and sizes, different jobs, etc.

Every single one, and I mean every friend cannot control their ability to not smoke if weed is either in their possession, or nearby.

The only thing that stops them is if they left it at home or otherwise not on their person.

Talk about it, accidentally drop their baggie, if they see a lighter, boom - no control.

/Nonaddictive my ass. Pavlov would be proud over their conditioning.
//Roomie used to smoke $600 a month. No kidding. Literally would smoke the rent.

That is around 3 oz of weed out here. Sorry, that's hard to believe. Maybe he didn't get the Costco size baggies?

You'd really have to see it to believe it. Constantly packing his bowl, constantly smoking. Couldn't take a dump or a piss without smoking first. 3oz a day sound right - a small glass jar of nugs would be gone in a day.
 
Znuh
2012-01-23 07:52:19 PM
Hurr Durr 3oz a month. Damned fingers.
 
Typical Right Wing Doosh
2012-01-23 07:52:43 PM
StanTheMan: Yeah, the right to smoke your joint ends where my nose begins, stupid potheads.

I was hiking in the hills yesterday, in a fire area no less, and I caught some stupid teens smoking pot. I really had to restrain myself not to throw them off the mountain, but me and my pitbull gave them a scare though, and I threatened to call the ranger on their asses.

Fark you potheads! I hated you in college and still hate your dumb asses. Stay in your house and smoke pot. Or at least eat farking brownies, you farks.

your right to fart ends where my nose begins.

if you're considering killing some kids for smoking marijuana out in the bushes somewhere, you might have anger issues. you sound as if you're filled with rage. traumatic childhood? you know, weed tends to chill those out who smoke it; you oughta give it a try
 
Kwality Assurance
2012-01-23 07:55:14 PM
StanTheMan: Yeah, the right to smoke your joint ends where my nose begins, stupid potheads.

I was hiking in the hills yesterday, in a fire area no less, and I caught some stupid teens smoking pot. I really had to restrain myself not to throw them off the mountain, but me and my pitbull gave them a scare though, and I threatened to call the ranger on their asses.

Fark you potheads! I hated you in college and still hate your dumb asses. Stay in your house and smoke pot. Or at least eat farking brownies, you farks.

So some people went for a hike in the hills to get stoned and that pissed you off why?
 
Atomic Spunk
2012-01-23 07:56:46 PM
Getting high increases my smell sensitivity tremendously. I once got high before I went on a plane ride. Big mistake. My senses were bombarded by the body odor of ugly strangers all around me. It was horrible.
 
some_beer_drinker
2012-01-23 07:59:21 PM
Znuh: I'm around a lot of smokers, of all shapes and sizes, different jobs, etc.

Every single one, and I mean every friend cannot control their ability to not smoke if weed is either in their possession, or nearby.

The only thing that stops them is if they left it at home or otherwise not on their person.

Talk about it, accidentally drop their baggie, if they see a lighter, boom - no control.

/Nonaddictive my ass. Pavlov would be proud over their conditioning.
//Roomie used to smoke $600 a month. No kidding. Literally would smoke the rent.

wow, you know some real losers.
 
NixStix
2012-01-23 08:02:51 PM
1. Get an empty toilet paper roll.
2. Pack the cardboard cylinder with a single fabric softener sheet.
3. Smoke weed.
4. Exhale weed through TP roll with fabric sheet packed in its center (this contraption we call a spoof).
5. Smoke smells like freshly washed clothes.
6. !!!.
7. profit.
 
lake_huron
2012-01-23 08:04:59 PM
MBooda: 43-year-old Adam Blumenkranz

Was he traveling to England with a guy named Rosenstein?

Terrible, man. You didn't hear about them? No longer alive.
 
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