I can quite honestly say I did not know that was coming. Nor what that was.

Wait, is it "Cundiff" or "Cunfiff"? I'm so confused.

Why was Marino changed to "Brady"? It should be Koch.

I was at the bar when I watched this game and kept shouting "Cundiff is Einhorn! Einhorn is Cundiff!""

Not one person caught it.

Truly, this joke was the first connection I made when he missed the kick.

/"Cundiff is a man!" (vomit)

Obsessed much?

Huh?

Oh, cool! I remember the internet from a few days ago!!

Einhorn is Conniff?

How is he Ira Einhorn? Does he have a woman's body stuffed into a steam trunk in his closet?

hurdboy: Uhhhhhhh. Someone has too much time on his hands.

Says the guy posting on Fark.

/Not mine

The moment I saw him miss I immediately thought, "LACES OUT DAN!"

/I feel bad for the guy

I am completely confused. I'm not a football fan (the closest I get to watching football is that I TiVo the SuperBowl every year so I can fast forward past the fat guys in helmets to watch the funny commercials). And I never saw that movie. So could somebody please break it down for me?

tillerman35: I am completely confused. I'm not a football fan (the closest I get to watching football is that I TiVo the SuperBowl every year so I can fast forward past the fat guys in helmets to watch the funny commercials). And I never saw that movie. So could somebody please break it down for me?

No

hurdboy: Uhhhhhhh. Someone has too much time on his hands.

seriously, And I think there was more advertising for their shiatty shiat in that then anything remotely amusing.

/your blog sucks

tillerman35: I am completely confused. I'm not a football fan (the closest I get to watching football is that I TiVo the SuperBowl every year so I can fast forward past the fat guys in helmets to watch the funny commercials). And I never saw that movie. So could somebody please break it down for me?

We could, but no we won't.

/Laces out!

Jesus... we're at the point where Ace Ventura references need explaining.

/old

THAT'S WHY ROGER PODACTER IS DEAD! HE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKIE!

tillerman35: I am completely confused. I'm not a football fan (the closest I get to watching football is that I TiVo the SuperBowl every year so I can fast forward past the fat guys in helmets to watch the funny commercials). And I never saw that movie. So could somebody please break it down for me?

Kicking the laces on an otherwise smooth surface yields unpredictable football trajectory.

If you can't google the movie synopsis...yurp.

DoBeDoBeDo: Why was Marino changed to "Brady"? It should be Koch.

Because, in the movie, it was Marino who was the object of Ray Finkle's obsession. So it makes sense for it to be Brady.

tillerman35: I am completely confused. I'm not a football fan (the closest I get to watching football is that I TiVo the SuperBowl every year so I can fast forward past the fat guys in helmets to watch the funny commercials). And I never saw that movie. So could somebody please break it down for me?

Yes, I'll be glad to.

Don't bother commenting in threads you don't understand.

/Broken down.

There is a deleted scene in Ace Ventura where Ace walks into the local bar of Finkle's hometown (before he goes to the parent's house) and asks if anyone knows where Finkle lives.

Jukebox stops with record scratch, all patrons look at Ace. One of the patrons asks if Ace is a friend of Finkle's; Ace replies yes. All patrons begin to mob Ace to beat him up, but he stops them short by stating "I'm sorry; I have opposite-of-what-I-said disease!! Do you know where I can find him?" then the mob releases him. Cut to doorstep of parent's house.

I try to use the "opposite-of-what-I-said-disease" line whenever I can; at work or at home.

/csb

Your gun is digging into my hip.