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(Some Green Trekker)		Star Trek sequel gets a bigger budget, which can only mean one thing: More hot green chicks (trekmovie.com)		154
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ManateeGag

2012-01-23 04:59:43 PM

Also, MOAR LENS FLARE!

Diogenes

2012-01-23 05:08:43 PM

ManateeGag: Also, MOAR LENS FLARE!

And we're off!

Red Shirt Blues

2012-01-23 05:46:31 PM

GREEN CHICKS SOOOOOOOOO OVERATED!

WaltzingMathilda

2012-01-23 05:58:19 PM

ManateeGag: Also, MOAR LENS FLARE!

it's like pavlov's f*cking dogs

quick, what's the first thing you think of when you hear "Richard Gere"

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-23 06:11:22 PM

WaltzingMathilda: ManateeGag: Also, MOAR LENS FLARE!

it's like pavlov's f*cking dogs

quick, what's the first thing you think of when you hear "Richard Gere"

Santorum?

Burninate

2012-01-23 06:44:56 PM

WaltzingMathilda: quick, what's the first thing you think of when you hear "Richard Gere"

Something about a ferret in his ass or something

Ghastly

2012-01-23 06:49:14 PM

Now it will be the biggest budget fan-fic ever made. Ironically made by a person who isn't a fan and admits to bullying the trekkies when he was in school.

FireBreathingLiberal

2012-01-23 06:50:18 PM

quick, what's the first thing you think of when you hear "Richard Gere"?

collegecandy.files.wordpress.com

bighasbeen

2012-01-23 06:52:45 PM

WaltzingMathilda: ManateeGag: Also, MOAR LENS FLARE!

it's like pavlov's f*cking dogs

quick, what's the first thing you think of when you hear "Richard Gere"

images.cheezburger.com

ArkAngel

2012-01-23 07:00:26 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers

2012-01-23 07:13:38 PM

ManateeGag: Also, MOAR LENS FLARE!

I thought that might be a one-trick deal until I saw "Super 8." Then I was yelling at the screen, "ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME?"

Really I'm Black

2012-01-23 07:14:52 PM

nuthin wrong with the non green ones

www.beertripper.com

Snapper Carr

2012-01-23 07:18:26 PM

Really I'm Black: nuthin wrong with the non green ones

[www.beertripper.com image 458x520]

Vash was nice but I had a thing for K'Ehleyr

images.wikia.com

/hot

TravisBickle62

2012-01-23 07:23:12 PM

Green chicks seem to be from the Planet Of Tight Asses

Balchinian

2012-01-23 07:24:32 PM

OK, I will go along with that, but only as long as there is more lens flare.

:P

jingks

2012-01-23 07:25:24 PM

Ghastly: n-fic ever made. Ironically made by a person who isn't a fan and admits to bullying the trekkies when he was in school.

Why's it fan-fic?

Tyrosine

2012-01-23 07:30:06 PM

Has anyone mentioned lens flare yet? If not someone should get on that immediately because I'm sure J.J. Abrams takes frequent breaks from counting his money to check and see what the folks on FARK think of his films.

LoneWolf343

2012-01-23 07:37:32 PM

You mean we will see Lieutenant M'ress in the flesh.

/you take your green women, and I'll take my fuzzy ones.

9beers

2012-01-23 07:38:28 PM

I like lens flare, adds to the scene somehow.

turtleking

2012-01-23 07:38:59 PM

What is lens flare?

russlar

2012-01-23 07:40:08 PM

Maybe they'll have a real main engineering, instead of using a Budweiser factory

solokumba

2012-01-23 07:41:21 PM

USE THE MONEY TO UPDATE THE OLD STAR TREK WITH MOAR LENS FLARES! (new window)

FunkOut

2012-01-23 07:43:18 PM

turtleking: What is lens flare?

It's a Photoshop filter but that's not important right now.

FunkOut

2012-01-23 07:43:55 PM

Isn't that Sherlock guy the villain for this one? Cucumber whatever his name is?

GratuityIncluded

2012-01-23 07:48:09 PM

riveting farking interview

legion_of_doo

2012-01-23 07:48:29 PM

. . . .. o oo O o

Yo, I heard you like lens flare, so I made a txt lens flare to put in your thread about a movie about lens flare

MrSteve007

2012-01-23 07:51:19 PM

/oblig

B.L.Z. Bub

2012-01-23 08:09:41 PM

/Oblig

Stunt_the_Runt

2012-01-23 08:10:34 PM

Anyway to get more Rachel Nichols in her under garments, green or not is super ok with me.

MrEricSir

2012-01-23 08:14:17 PM

MrSteve007: [cdn.screenrant.com image 570x287]
/oblig

B.L.Z. Bub: [cdn.screenrant.com image 570x287]

/Oblig

/oblig^2

Virtual Pariah

2012-01-23 08:21:04 PM

Lens flare on the hot green chicks.

Or if JJ were in a fun mood, do a fanservice scene, but have the lensflare cover up all the naughty bits.
Perhaps from a bellybutton jewel or something...

B.L.Z. Bub

2012-01-23 08:26:35 PM

MrEricSir: MrSteve007: [cdn.screenrant.com image 570x287]
/oblig

B.L.Z. Bub: [cdn.screenrant.com image 570x287]

/Oblig

/oblig^2

That's what I get for not refreshing.

lokis_mentor

2012-01-23 08:31:20 PM

Virtual Pariah: Lens flare on the hot green chicks.

Or if JJ were in a fun mood, do a fanservice scene, but have the lensflare cover up all the naughty bits.
Perhaps from a bellybutton jewel or something...

Hell, if Nichelle can do it when she was pushingher late 50's (new window) in Final Frontier, then Zoe can do it anytime!

LoneWolf343

2012-01-23 08:35:48 PM

turtleking: What is lens flare?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lens+flare

LoneWolf343

2012-01-23 08:37:48 PM

LoneWolf343: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lens+flare
Maybe I should use the URL tags next time I am a smartass. (new window)

Keyser_Soze_Death

2012-01-23 08:39:04 PM

FireBreathingLiberal: quick, what's the first thing you think of when you hear "Richard Gere"?

[collegecandy.files.wordpress.com image 360x311]

There goes another perfectly good keyboard. Well played sir.

MadCat221

2012-01-23 08:44:09 PM

Red Shirt Blues: [s11.allstarpics.net image 454x326]
[www.hecklerspray.com image 542x330]
[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 292x219]
[www.amiradance.com image 290x400]
GREEN CHICKS SOOOOOOOOO OVERATED!

ArkAngel: [www.mtv.com image 600x321]
[images.wikia.com image 569x366]
[images.wikia.com image 640x507]
[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x375]
[www.startrek.com image 320x240]
[www.beertripper.com image 550x302]

Mmmm, I love the Theiss Tittilation Theory.

tinyarena

2012-01-23 08:49:50 PM

This time it's set in an alternate-alternate universe. With Nazis.

/and cowboys

MadCat221

2012-01-23 08:51:19 PM

tinyarena: This time it's set in an alternate-alternate universe. With Nazis.

/and cowboys

And gangsters?

turtleking

2012-01-23 08:52:39 PM

LoneWolf343: LoneWolf343: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lens+flare
Maybe I should use the URL tags next time I am a smartass. (new window)

Or just ignore us trolls

rhiannon

2012-01-23 08:53:22 PM

turtleking: What is lens flare?

It's something you occasionally notice whenever the camera stops shaking.

Brakefornobody

2012-01-23 08:54:37 PM

MadCat221: tinyarena: This time it's set in an alternate-alternate universe. With Nazis.

/and cowboys

And gangsters?

Don't forget the Romans!

fusillade762

2012-01-23 08:57:47 PM

FunkOut: Isn't that Sherlock guy the villain for this one? Cucumber whatever his name is?

Cummerbund.

Orci also answered a fan's follow-up question to his previously reported comment about how we will be seeing "cool improvements" to the engineering section of the USS Enterprise.

I'm good with that. More engine room means more screen time for Mr Pegg.

And weren't we supposed to get some of this in the last one?

beautiful-pics.org

KiplingKat872

2012-01-23 08:58:26 PM

Snapper Carr: Really I'm Black: nuthin wrong with the non green ones

[www.beertripper.com image 458x520]

Vash was nice but I had a thing for K'Ehleyr

/hot

K'Ehleyr farking ruled. I was so bummed when they killed her off.

Shaggy_C

2012-01-23 08:58:36 PM

Whar Voyager movie whar?

kroonermanblack

2012-01-23 09:12:05 PM

MadCat221: Red Shirt Blues: [s11.allstarpics.net image 454x326]
[www.hecklerspray.com image 542x330]
[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 292x219]
[www.amiradance.com image 290x400]
GREEN CHICKS SOOOOOOOOO OVERATED!

ArkAngel: [www.mtv.com image 600x321]
[images.wikia.com image 569x366]
[images.wikia.com image 640x507]
[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x375]
[www.startrek.com image 320x240]
[www.beertripper.com image 550x302]

Mmmm, I love the Theiss Tittilation Theory.

I love that the TTT calls out Debra Messing for wearing clothes that do NOT fit her body.

Of course, I might be the only straight man going all studman69 on her, but I've never found her particularly hot.

23FPB23

2012-01-23 09:17:04 PM

kroonermanblack: Of course, I might be the only straight man going all studman69 on her, but I've never found her particularly hot.

I love her hair/face, but tiny lil skinny ones don't do it for me.

some_beer_drinker

2012-01-23 09:20:29 PM

Tyrosine: Has anyone mentioned lens flare yet? If not someone should get on that immediately because I'm sure J.J. Abrams takes frequent breaks from counting his money to check and see what the folks on FARK think of his films.

he was on the daily show, and said that fan feed back is very important to him. of course it is.

carry on.

Thanks for the Meme-ries

2012-01-23 09:28:00 PM

And/or....

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