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(Some Green Trekker)   Star Trek sequel gets a bigger budget, which can only mean one thing: More hot green chicks   (trekmovie.com) divider line 154
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2012-01-23 09:57:06 PM
i.imgur.com

Does the carpet match the drapes?
 
2012-01-23 10:10:58 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 500x364]

Does the carpet match the drapes?


Your handle=photo
 
2012-01-23 10:12:33 PM
You don't need a big budget for that (PNSFW)
 
2012-01-23 10:14:19 PM
This thread delivers.
 
2012-01-23 10:14:48 PM

ManateeGag: Also, MOAR LENS FLARE!


Thread over.
 
2012-01-23 10:19:12 PM
Maybe now they can afford someone to hit the mute button on the exterior shots of vehicles in space.
 
2012-01-23 10:27:15 PM

cmunic8r99: Maybe now they can afford someone to hit the mute button on the exterior shots of vehicles in space.


Good idea, that would make for a riveting film.
 
2012-01-23 10:44:03 PM

Mugato: cmunic8r99: Maybe now they can afford someone to hit the mute button on the exterior shots of vehicles in space.

Good idea, that would make for a riveting film.


Not sure if serious, Mugato.

Battlestar Galactica's space battles were quite riveting sans sound effects in the vacuum of space. Bear McCreary's score, along with the cutaways to on-board scenes with sound effects and dialogue were more than enough sound.
 
2012-01-23 10:45:18 PM
Mmmmmm Yvonne Craig
 
2012-01-23 10:45:35 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 500x364]

Does the carpet match the drapes?


Why yes, it does. (new window) NSFW
 
2012-01-23 10:46:20 PM

Funbags:

i.imgur.com

Does the carpet match the drapes?


Hope not. Who wants moldy space vag.

Although, Kirk did hit it.

He'd hit anything
 
2012-01-23 10:47:43 PM

ZMugg: Funbags:

[i.imgur.com image 500x364]

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Hope not. Who wants moldy space vag.

Although, Kirk did hit it.

He'd hit anything


Well, she did go on to do pr0n.
 
2012-01-23 10:48:13 PM

HopScotchNSoda: Mugato: cmunic8r99: Maybe now they can afford someone to hit the mute button on the exterior shots of vehicles in space.

Good idea, that would make for a riveting film.

Not sure if serious, Mugato.

Battlestar Galactica's space battles were quite riveting sans sound effects in the vacuum of space. Bear McCreary's score, along with the cutaways to on-board scenes with sound effects and dialogue were more than enough sound.


IIRC, Firefly did the same thing.
 
2012-01-23 10:48:41 PM

Assimilate This: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 500x364]

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Why yes, it does. (new window) NSFW


Hmmm, I may have to reconsider.
 
2012-01-23 10:51:40 PM
I was down with the lens flares.


Put'em in everything. Even porn.
 
2012-01-23 10:51:52 PM

Saturn5: ZMugg: Funbags:

[i.imgur.com image 500x364]

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Hope not. Who wants moldy space vag.

Although, Kirk did hit it.

He'd hit anything

Well, she did go on to do pr0n.


I guess a moldy space vag would "fit" right in, there.
 
2012-01-23 10:52:22 PM
Star Trek XII
I think they should stretch for this one, make it a comedy.

Kirk: Spock,,why,,didyou,,kissmyhand?
Spock: Why are you holding my hand, captain?
Kirk: Where's,,yourotherhand?
Spock: Between two pillows.
Kirk: Those! aren't! pillows!
 
2012-01-23 10:53:50 PM

Summoner101: You don't need a big budget for that (PNSFW)


Needs more lens flare.
 
2012-01-23 11:01:10 PM

HopScotchNSoda: Mugato: cmunic8r99: Maybe now they can afford someone to hit the mute button on the exterior shots of vehicles in space.

Good idea, that would make for a riveting film.

Not sure if serious, Mugato.

Battlestar Galactica's space battles were quite riveting sans sound effects in the vacuum of space. Bear McCreary's score, along with the cutaways to on-board scenes with sound effects and dialogue were more than enough sound.


If you say so. I just think it's silly when people cry about sound in space. If the actual characters could hear sounds in space, like if everyone had to be quiet during a battle like they were in submarines it would be one thing but the sound effects are for the audience's benefit. You might as well cry about the musical score.
 
2012-01-23 11:05:38 PM
This might mean they have no script, and just plan to throw special effects at the problem.
 
2012-01-23 11:09:25 PM

uncoveror: This might mean they have no script, and just plan to throw special effects at the problem.


They didn't have one last time, not one that made sense anyway and it worked for them.
 
2012-01-23 11:13:28 PM

Mugato: HopScotchNSoda: Mugato: cmunic8r99: Maybe now they can afford someone to hit the mute button on the exterior shots of vehicles in space.

Good idea, that would make for a riveting film.

Not sure if serious, Mugato.

Battlestar Galactica's space battles were quite riveting sans sound effects in the vacuum of space. Bear McCreary's score, along with the cutaways to on-board scenes with sound effects and dialogue were more than enough sound.

If you say so. I just think it's silly when people cry about sound in space. If the actual characters could hear sounds in space, like if everyone had to be quiet during a battle like they were in submarines it would be one thing but the sound effects are for the audience's benefit. You might as well cry about the musical score.


BSG was just fine with the more realistic physics and sound. You know what else they did well that is more important than that? Story! Not a huge fan of the finish or everything they did but that first season was done right.
 
2012-01-23 11:17:29 PM

tinyarena: Star Trek XII
I think they should stretch for this one, make it a comedy.

Kirk: Spock,,why,,didyou,,kissmyhand?
Spock: Why are you holding my hand, captain?
Kirk: Where's,,yourotherhand?
Spock: Between two pillows.
Kirk: Those! aren't! pillows!


i291.photobucket.com

And a bonus VIDEO (new window) (NSFW LOUD language)
 
2012-01-23 11:19:10 PM

cmunic8r99: Maybe now they can afford someone to hit the mute button on the exterior shots of vehicles in space.


Wasn't there a scene in the new Star Trek where a crewman gets blown into space and everything goes silent, implying that the sounds are faked by computer for the benefit/situational awareness of the humans or something?
 
2012-01-23 11:22:20 PM

ManateeGag: Also, MOAR LENS FLARE!


pophangover.com
 
2012-01-23 11:29:29 PM

fusillade762: FunkOut: Isn't that Sherlock guy the villain for this one? Cucumber whatever his name is?

Cummerbund.


Orci also answered a fan's follow-up question to his previously reported comment about how we will be seeing "cool improvements" to the engineering section of the USS Enterprise.

I'm good with that. More engine room means more screen time for Mr Pegg.

And weren't we supposed to get some of this in the last one?

[beautiful-pics.org image 427x412]

[www.fhm.com image 400x500]


Sadly, she was in a deleted scene where Kirk establishes he is completely unable to tell stacked green babes apart. Personally, I think she should just produce an IMAX 3D movie of her eating Eskimo pies, naked, in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil with cinematography by John Woo.
 
2012-01-23 11:32:17 PM

Tickle Mittens: fusillade762: FunkOut: Isn't that Sherlock guy the villain for this one? Cucumber whatever his name is?

Cummerbund.


Orci also answered a fan's follow-up question to his previously reported comment about how we will be seeing "cool improvements" to the engineering section of the USS Enterprise.

I'm good with that. More engine room means more screen time for Mr Pegg.

And weren't we supposed to get some of this in the last one?

[beautiful-pics.org image 427x412]

[www.fhm.com image 400x500]

Sadly, she was in a deleted scene where Kirk establishes he is completely unable to tell stacked green babes apart. Personally, I think she should just produce an IMAX 3D movie of her eating Eskimo pies, naked, in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil with cinematography by John Woo.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-23 11:37:42 PM

Funbags: Does the carpet match the drapes?


Chia vagina?
 
2012-01-24 12:49:21 AM
Anyone mention lens flare yet?
 
2012-01-24 01:01:09 AM
Obligatory (new window)
 
2012-01-24 01:02:56 AM

Stunt_the_Runt: Anyway to get more Rachel Nichelle Nichols in her under garments, green or not is super ok with me.


oooh yeah Grandma Uhura baby
 
2012-01-24 01:23:08 AM

schpanky: Stunt_the_Runt: Anyway to get more Rachel Nichelle Nichols in her under garments, green or not is super ok with me.

oooh yeah Grandma Uhura baby


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-24 01:26:39 AM

FunkOut: Isn't that Sherlock guy the villain for this one? Cucumber whatever his name is?


Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the most British man in the world.
 
2012-01-24 01:48:57 AM
As long as they don't do something stupid and recycle an old plot. I want new stories dammit!

/misses having a weekly show.
//settling for DVR'd Next Gen, Voyager, SG1 and SG Atlantis.
///Sorry I just can't get into a show where everyone and their dog can fit in a phone booth.
 
2012-01-24 02:35:19 AM

Snapper Carr: Really I'm Black: nuthin wrong with the non green ones

[www.beertripper.com image 458x520]

Vash was nice but I had a thing for K'Ehleyr

[images.wikia.com image 390x494]

/hot


I'm probably one of the ten or so Voyager fans who thought Torres was hotter than 7 of 9.
 
2012-01-24 02:48:56 AM
Good. Maybe now they can move the bridge out of the Apple Store.
 
2012-01-24 03:11:33 AM

Cyno01: FunkOut: Isn't that Sherlock guy the villain for this one? Cucumber whatever his name is?

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the most British man in the world.


With bone structure that doesn't even need makeup to play an alien.
 
2012-01-24 03:12:26 AM

optional:
I'm probably one of the ten or so Voyager fans who thought Torres was hotter than 7 of 9.


I agree.
 
2012-01-24 04:20:33 AM

optional: Snapper Carr: Really I'm Black: nuthin wrong with the non green ones

[www.beertripper.com image 458x520]

Vash was nice but I had a thing for K'Ehleyr

[images.wikia.com image 390x494]

/hot

I'm probably one of the ten or so Voyager fans who thought Torres was hotter than 7 of 9.


Yes, you probably are one of the ten or so Voyager fans.
 
2012-01-24 04:25:04 AM

rynthetyn: Cyno01: FunkOut: Isn't that Sherlock guy the villain for this one? Cucumber whatever his name is?

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the most British man in the world.

With bone structure that doesn't even need makeup to play an alien.


British people are aliens.
 
2012-01-24 04:41:56 AM
I came here for hot pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch and now am leaving greatly disappointed by the lot of you.

/love me a red head
 
2012-01-24 07:48:48 AM

Ghastly: Now it will be the biggest budget fan-fic ever made. Ironically made by a person who isn't a fan and admits to bullying the trekkies when he was in school.


GOOD
 
2012-01-24 07:52:01 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Ghastly: Now it will be the biggest budget fan-fic ever made. Ironically made by a person who isn't a fan and admits to bullying the trekkies when he was in school.

GOOD


JJ Abrahms couldn't bully a tribble.
 
2012-01-24 07:53:21 AM

Mugato: JJ Abrahms couldn't bully a tribble.


That doesn't matter. That last Star Trek was the best because it wasn't made by a stupid fanboy.
 
2012-01-24 08:00:52 AM

Tat'dGreaser: That doesn't matter. That last Star Trek was the best because it wasn't made by a stupid fanboy.


Wrath of Khan was the best and none of them were made by fanboys. It made the most money because it did everything it could to look like Star Wars. Even bigger space and blaster battles, ice monsters and goofy aliens, chicks in skimpy clothes, there was even a retractable sword fight with Sulu doing faaaabulous Jedi acrobatics.
 
2012-01-24 08:05:52 AM

Mugato: there was even a retractable sword fight with Sulu doing faaaabulous Jedi acrobatics.


I don't know how anyone didn't see that one coming.
 
2012-01-24 08:11:29 AM

Mugato: Tat'dGreaser: That doesn't matter. That last Star Trek was the best because it wasn't made by a stupid fanboy.

Wrath of Khan was the best and none of them were made by fanboys. It made the most money because it did everything it could to look like Star Wars. Even bigger space and blaster battles, ice monsters and goofy aliens, chicks in skimpy clothes, there was even a retractable sword fight with Sulu doing faaaabulous Jedi acrobatics.


Indeed.
On point there.


And BSG did have sound effects for the space battles, especially those high pitched missle whines and sounds of the Viper thrusters that they steered with.
 
2012-01-24 08:23:06 AM

Cyno01: FunkOut: Isn't that Sherlock guy the villain for this one? Cucumber whatever his name is?

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the most British man in the world.


The only more British name in the world is Wesley Snipes.
 
2012-01-24 08:39:08 AM

rynthetyn: Cyno01: FunkOut: Isn't that Sherlock guy the villain for this one? Cucumber whatever his name is?

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the most British man in the world.

With bone structure that doesn't even need makeup to play an alien.


Someone could just cut themselves slapping that face.
 
2012-01-24 08:41:46 AM

Your_Huckleberry: Mugato: Tat'dGreaser: That doesn't matter. That last Star Trek was the best because it wasn't made by a stupid fanboy.

Wrath of Khan was the best and none of them were made by fanboys. It made the most money because it did everything it could to look like Star Wars. Even bigger space and blaster battles, ice monsters and goofy aliens, chicks in skimpy clothes, there was even a retractable sword fight with Sulu doing faaaabulous Jedi acrobatics.

Indeed.
On point there.


And BSG did have sound effects for the space battles, especially those high pitched missle whines and sounds of the Viper thrusters that they steered with.


BSG had a nice compromise - all the space sound effects were muffled, as if underwater, or from a great distance. It was a nice way to have sound effects, but let on that they were more implied than real.
 
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