Igor Jakovsky: Am I the only one who doesn't like the funkasaurus character? Granted I only saw him for the first time last Monday. Maybe it will grow on me over time.

It depends. If it goes with the story of Clay eventually saying "Fark you Laurinitis! I had to be in this idiotic getup to finally wrestle on RAW" and we see an angry Brodus Clay on a warpath (think an intimidating Gregory Helms after the Hurricane story), I think it would be worth it. If it turns into another Santino Marella/Hornswoggle/jobber, then no. My guess is the later, so I currently do not like it as well. Currently it looks like Brodus Clay swallowed both Ernest the Cat and the Disco Inferno.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: SaprolingToken: Question: Who will be jobbed out to the funkasaurus tonight?

Maybe a match with Regal.



funkasaurus gif too big for fark... (new window)

SMITHS can do it.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: SaprolingToken: Question: Who will be jobbed out to the funkasaurus tonight?

Maybe a match with Regal.

What, you want a championship match? Really? How about you lose to this guy who we buried excessively, but the Internet crowd loves.

/Wait, I meant Ryder

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: Jonny Chimpo: Purses are no longer safe! RKO is back!

I HEAR CHARMING TEARING!
I HEAR DIVAS SWEARING!

*Charmin... Damnit all to helk..

helk?

robsul82: SaprolingToken: robsul82: TheManofPA: Randy Orton is healed up so he'll be shiatting the bed on our indy darling hopes at the Rumble (wow WM could end with Cena beating Rock for the WWE title and Randy winning the WHC)

Why have the fitting end with Jericho winning the Rumble via not doing anything other than entering the ring due to a double elimination prior to #30 entering the match when you can have Blandy Boreton point at the WrestleMania banner while the PPV goes off the air?

I read a scenario like this on LordsofPain, and I think it may be the best possible ending to the Rumble. I love it as an idea, up there with the Luger/Hart double win and McMahon winning it despite spending the entire match outside of the ring.

Yeah, the problem is 75,000 fans independently thought of it and put it on the Internet on various websites and forums, so now Vince won't do it. Everyone's "expecting it," you see, so let's go with the most obvious ending in Rumble history.

Maybe, just maybe, this whole Warrior rejecting a HoF bid is just playing us, and he is going to be the surprise entrant, shake the ropes, and cause a cataclysmic event in which all of the other Rumble particpants randomly fall over the top rope due to the sheer awesomeness of the vibrations exhibited from those vacillating ropes, and suddenly Jim Hellwig points not to the Wrestlemania banner, but rather Linda McMahon, proclaiming himself as her "surprise mystery running partner" in a complete swerve of the presidential election.

/It makes more sense than some of the shiat we've seen

wow... posting before RAW? this never happens

/purple sin cara

Pizilla: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: SaprolingToken: Question: Who will be jobbed out to the funkasaurus tonight?

Maybe a match with Regal.

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funkasaurus gif too big for fark... (new window)

SMITHS can do it.

I guess one of his dancers is Ariane from Tough Enough

Orton cat vs. Cena cat would draw huge

Dougie AXP: robsul82: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

IT'S NOT ME THIS TIME PIZILLA!



this isn't for you, Dougie.

someone WILL get a chairshot tonight.

/soon

SaprolingToken: robsul82: SaprolingToken: robsul82: TheManofPA: Randy Orton is healed up so he'll be shiatting the bed on our indy darling hopes at the Rumble (wow WM could end with Cena beating Rock for the WWE title and Randy winning the WHC)

Why have the fitting end with Jericho winning the Rumble via not doing anything other than entering the ring due to a double elimination prior to #30 entering the match when you can have Blandy Boreton point at the WrestleMania banner while the PPV goes off the air?

I read a scenario like this on LordsofPain, and I think it may be the best possible ending to the Rumble. I love it as an idea, up there with the Luger/Hart double win and McMahon winning it despite spending the entire match outside of the ring.

Yeah, the problem is 75,000 fans independently thought of it and put it on the Internet on various websites and forums, so now Vince won't do it. Everyone's "expecting it," you see, so let's go with the most obvious ending in Rumble history.

Maybe, just maybe, this whole Warrior rejecting a HoF bid is just playing us, and he is going to be the surprise entrant, shake the ropes, and cause a cataclysmic event in which all of the other Rumble particpants randomly fall over the top rope due to the sheer awesomeness of the vibrations exhibited from those vacillating ropes, and suddenly Jim Hellwig points not to the Wrestlemania banner, but rather Linda McMahon, proclaiming himself as her "surprise mystery running partner" in a complete swerve of the presidential election.

/It makes more sense than some of the shiat we've seen

Only if they pledge to have:
1) JBL as the Director of Homeland Security
2) Stone Cold as ATF Director
3) Lenny "The Graduate" Poffo as Secretary of Education
4) IRS as the Chairman of the Federal Reserve
5) Put the Funkasaurus on the endangered species list
6) Pardon the Gobbledy Gooker for their first Thanksgiving
7) Threaten to take away MLB's tax exempt status unless the Brooklyn Brawler becomes the new commissioner.

I just want to say again that this thread makes my week.

/armbar




//because i wont get home from work in time to think dat ass

by the way....this should be added to the raw list even if its not PG

Big Show has to "come back", it wasn't his fault AJ got hurt.

It was Snitsky's fault.

Pizilla: Dougie AXP: robsul82: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

IT'S NOT ME THIS TIME PIZILLA!

[img.chairsupermarket.co.uk image 300x300]

this isn't for you, Dougie.

someone WILL get a chairshot tonight.

/soon

Can you tell if this rag smells like chloroform?

eagles95: I just want to say again that this thread makes my week.

/armbar

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//because i wont get home from work in time to think dat ass

Love the headline, better than I what I put out there this morning

Pizilla: eagles95: I just want to say again that this thread makes my week.

/armbar

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//because i wont get home from work in time to think dat ass

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Why the landwhale?

/and by landwhale i mean when compared next to the current divas.
//hell yes i would

oh, and Orton is back this week. Expect a bevy of duffel bag poopin' jokes tonight.

FinFangFark: oh, and Orton is back this week. Expect a bevy of duffel bag poopin' jokes tonight.

If the colostomy bag fits...

eagles95: Pizilla: eagles95: I just want to say again that this thread makes my week.

/armbar

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//because i wont get home from work in time to think dat ass

[www.wwe.com image 640x358]

Why the landwhale?

/and by landwhale i mean when compared next to the current divas.
//hell yes i would

Shouldn't this be in the geek tab?

lacrossestar83: Shouldn't this be in the geek tab?

Music tab

Smiths: lacrossestar83: Shouldn't this be in the geek tab?

Music tab

Just when you think you know the answer, Smiths changes the question AND the answer

Smiths: lacrossestar83: Shouldn't this be in the geek tab?

Music tab

Politics tab....its all kabuki theater anyway

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!! COME ON BABY!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!

/Tags out and leaves the thread.

silgryphon: WWE) - Source: Pwinsider

As most of you know by now, former WWE tag-team champion Evan Bourne is currently serving a 60-day suspension for violating WWE's Wellness Policy for the second time in less than three months.

There are numerous people backstage at RAW today who are under the impression that Evan Bourne will soon be done with WWE. As of right now, no official decision has been made but most are leaning towards him not returning to the company.

It should also be noted that Bourne's latest suspension was for something "completely unrelated" to the first one.

I called it! DEVAN BORQUE will soon be debuting in TNA!

globalwarmingpraiser: lacrossestar83: Shouldn't this be in the geek tab?

Nope, this thread gave the geek tab a wedgie and locked it in a locker.

So that's why I can't use kayak.com!!! It all makes sense now...

Mmm...made some 4 alarm chili for dinner. I'll be ready to drop an Orton just before Nickleback time.

Representative of the unwashed masses: silgryphon: WWE) - Source: Pwinsider

As most of you know by now, former WWE tag-team champion Evan Bourne is currently serving a 60-day suspension for violating WWE's Wellness Policy for the second time in less than three months.

There are numerous people backstage at RAW today who are under the impression that Evan Bourne will soon be done with WWE. As of right now, no official decision has been made but most are leaning towards him not returning to the company.

It should also be noted that Bourne's latest suspension was for something "completely unrelated" to the first one.

I called it! DEVAN BORQUE will soon be debuting in TNA!

I think he'll go by The Amazing Korklan

FinFangFark: Mmm...made some 4 alarm chili for dinner. I'll be ready to drop an Orton just before Nickleback time.



I'm chewing on almonds before i leave to go home and eat some leftover manwich

Hey, hey, hey! Did one of you fools call my mama?

I'm going to the theater to watch the Rumble, so Grand Moff Joseph, I suggest a classic "#SHUT UP COLE!" or "#LIME STATUS"

eagles95: FinFangFark: Mmm...made some 4 alarm chili for dinner. I'll be ready to drop an Orton just before Nickleback time.



I'm chewing on almonds before i leave to go home and eat some leftover manwich

bowl of peanuts and some diet 7-up/vodak as chicken quarter bakes in oven and iron chef Clam battle is on the TV

LIFE IS SO AWESOME

Any bets that the show will suck tonight?

Tenor Reaper: Hey, hey, hey! Did one of you fools call my mama?

I'm going to the theater to watch the Rumble, so Grand Moff Joseph, I suggest a classic "#SHUT UP COLE!" or "#LIME STATUS"

How about something original.

#shiatbookertsays was trending last Friday

Smackdown was a hoot!!

Pizilla: Tenor Reaper: Hey, hey, hey! Did one of you fools call my mama?

I'm going to the theater to watch the Rumble, so Grand Moff Joseph, I suggest a classic "#SHUT UP COLE!" or "#LIME STATUS"

How about something original.

#shiatbookertsays was trending last Friday

Smackdown was a hoot!!

Shucky ducky quack quack?

Smiths: eagles95: FinFangFark: Mmm...made some 4 alarm chili for dinner. I'll be ready to drop an Orton just before Nickleback time.



I'm chewing on almonds before i leave to go home and eat some leftover manwich

bowl of peanuts and some diet 7-up/vodak as chicken quarter bakes in oven and iron chef Clam battle is on the TV

LIFE IS SO AWESOME

I made my wife so low fat fish tacos for dinner, and had the chili cooking for me b/c she hates really spicy food.

I have the chili, a Stella and watching the trust Firstrow. I can switch between Rockets and Raw...

Life is good my friends.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAABBBYYYYY!

Smiths: eagles95: FinFangFark: Mmm...made some 4 alarm chili for dinner. I'll be ready to drop an Orton just before Nickleback time.



I'm chewing on almonds before i leave to go home and eat some leftover manwich

bowl of peanuts and some diet 7-up/vodak as chicken quarter bakes in oven and iron chef Clam battle is on the TV

LIFE IS SO AWESOME

I'm afraid to google clam battle at work