FARK.com: (6897425) And now here's Chris Jericho to write the headline for the go-home RAW (9PM ET, USA) before the Royal Rumble this Sunday:

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Smiths

2012-01-23 04:14:03 PM

Woo?

Yeah?

Come on, baby?

TwistedIvory

2012-01-23 04:21:37 PM

Heh, I just returned from setting up that event.

dallylamma

2012-01-23 04:22:11 PM

ARMBAR!

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-23 04:24:06 PM

Smiths: Woo?

Yeah?

Come on, baby?

Geesh, where's the passion in that? You could have least used all CAPS. :D

Smiths

2012-01-23 04:55:01 PM

Vote it up baby YEAH WHOO?

Smiths

2012-01-23 04:57:42 PM

YAY I CAN HAZ RAW GREEN I AM THE CHAMP IS HERE COMES THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT SUCKA FIVE TIME FIVE TIME THE VIPER IS IN MY HEAD WOO WOO WOO TO BE THE MAN YOU HAVE TO BEST THERE IS BEST THERE WAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT REST IN PEACE WHAT IF YA SMELL THAT'S THE TRUTH REALLY AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE RUNNING WILD OHHH YEAH WHAT A RUSH GET THE TABLES AWWWWWWESOME

ManateeGag

2012-01-23 05:00:54 PM

Can someone please explain the Jericho bit to me? A lot of people are telling me its brilliant, but I just don't get it.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-23 05:08:17 PM

ManateeGag: Can someone please explain the Jericho bit to me? A lot of people are telling me its brilliant, but I just don't get it.

i44.tinypic.com

Dougie AXP

2012-01-23 05:12:13 PM

Now this! is a good headline.

Smiths, if you did this, bravo good sir, bravo.

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-23 05:21:01 PM

Dougie AXP: Now this! is a good headline.

Smiths, if you did this, bravo good sir, bravo.

I second this. My headline bows in deference.

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-23 05:22:56 PM

Also this week, GMJ needs help planning his signs to bring to next week's Rumble!

Here's what I have so far:

Sign 1: My username
Sign 2: Broski-PAC
Sign 3: A visual representation of the Entertainment tab

I have the first two locked down, but I need some help on a third sign. I'm not doing "shut up cole", as I cannot possibly top the effectiveness with which Dougie wielded his sign.

Any other ideas folks?

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-23 05:25:25 PM

HEEEEEY! WELCOME TO THIS WEEK'S RAW THREAD!! C'MON BABY! YEAAAH!!!

Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)

1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)
19) Cena cat appearance
20) Broski-PAC - BlackJack & Hookers appearance

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-23 05:28:43 PM

Smackdown ratings for this past Friday were even with the previous week's ratings.

Thankfully, Randy Orton will soon be back to make sure Smackdown ratings plummet.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2012-01-23 05:58:39 PM

I wonder if there will be a group of people in the ring and a spontaneous Rumble-style fight will break out?

ManateeGag

2012-01-23 06:08:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ManateeGag: Can someone please explain the Jericho bit to me? A lot of people are telling me its brilliant, but I just don't get it.

So, trolling the audience makes you a heel now? I remember when you actually had to do something to be hated by the audience.

robsul82

2012-01-23 06:12:21 PM

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

robsul82

2012-01-23 06:15:26 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wonder if there will be a group of people in the ring and a spontaneous Rumble-style fight will break out?

NO WAI

Dougie AXP

2012-01-23 06:22:38 PM

robsul82: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

IT'S NOT ME THIS TIME PIZILLA!

Smiths

2012-01-23 06:22:58 PM

robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wonder if there will be a group of people in the ring and a spontaneous Rumble-style fight will break out?

NO WAI

like a tag team match then everyone runs in and then the GM says "let's have a rumble now"?

never happened.

and yeah, this is my headline so eat my shiat.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-23 06:23:55 PM

Hey, as for signs for the Rumble, why not do a "COME BACK, CHEESUS!" sign?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2012-01-23 06:24:29 PM

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-23 06:45:07 PM

Smiths: YAY I CAN HAZ RAW GREEN I AM THE CHAMP IS HERE COMES THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT SUCKA FIVE TIME FIVE TIME THE VIPER IS IN MY HEAD WOO WOO WOO TO BE THE MAN YOU HAVE TO BEST THERE IS BEST THERE WAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT REST IN PEACE WHAT IF YA SMELL THAT'S THE TRUTH REALLY AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE RUNNING WILD OHHH YEAH WHAT A RUSH GET THE TABLES AWWWWWWESOME

You missed a few.

penguin31

2012-01-23 06:50:53 PM

TheManofPA

2012-01-23 06:53:02 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: [i6.photobucket.com image 512x357]

I was trying to find that for the NFL playoff thread and couldn't.

Also, way to troll subby, you forgot the WOOOOOOO YEAH BABY COME ON WOOOOOOOO!

ElAuttin

2012-01-23 06:54:28 PM

Hi guys, I am El Auttin. I read these threads on my lunch break on tuesdays. You guys are funny. Thank you. That is all.

Love,
The Auttin

TheManofPA

2012-01-23 06:55:16 PM

Latest breaking WWE news:
The dirt sheets are just breaking that WWE may be down with Wee Evan Bourne because his latest suspension is unrelated to first (this is dirt sheet/breaking so wait until more detail)

Randy Orton is healed up so he'll be shiatting the bed on our indy darling hopes at the Rumble (wow WM could end with Cena beating Rock for the WWE title and Randy winning the WHC)

Let's go Cena, Cena Rocks: He's being honored with his own room by Make-a-wish because he is almost to 300 wishes and goes far beyond anyone else in the program.

TheManofPA

2012-01-23 06:56:37 PM

ElAuttin: Hi guys, I am El Auttin. I read these threads on my lunch break on tuesdays. You guys are funny. Thank you. That is all.

Love,
~~The~~ Lucha Libre Auttin

Fixed because of your username

hundreddollarman

2012-01-23 06:57:08 PM

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams ... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

penguin31

2012-01-23 06:58:49 PM

TheManofPA: Let's go Cena, Cena Rocks: He's being honored with his own room by Make-a-wish because he is almost to 300 wishes and goes far beyond anyone else in the program.

You know, as much as I like to give John Cena the wrestling character garbage, John Cena the actual human being is, by all accounts, a generous and truly decent person. Good for him. Genuinelly. Good for him.

Smiths

2012-01-23 06:59:17 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Smiths: YAY I CAN HAZ RAW GREEN I AM THE CHAMP IS HERE COMES THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT SUCKA FIVE TIME FIVE TIME THE VIPER IS IN MY HEAD WOO WOO WOO TO BE THE MAN YOU HAVE TO BEST THERE IS BEST THERE WAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT REST IN PEACE WHAT IF YA SMELL THAT'S THE TRUTH REALLY AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE RUNNING WILD OHHH YEAH WHAT A RUSH GET THE TABLES AWWWWWWESOME

You missed a few.

i started typing at like 5 mins before work ended and said i would just keep typing until it was "shut down PC time", which is a few minutes before work ends.

so i think i did okay, smark.

Dougie AXP

2012-01-23 07:00:44 PM

Damn this went green early.

Pizilla

2012-01-23 07:01:31 PM

YOUR 2x HARDCORE CHAMP HAS ARRIVED!

i1122.photobucket.com

You're Welcome,

i656.photobucket.com

MARKS

SaprolingToken

2012-01-23 07:01:38 PM

moss covered three handled family grudenza!

/too soon?

Dougie AXP

2012-01-23 07:03:41 PM

SaprolingToken: moss covered three handled family grudenza!

/too soon?

oh only just 971 posts too soon.

/mark

Jonny Chimpo

2012-01-23 07:04:45 PM

Purses are no longer safe! RKO is back!

Captain Oates

2012-01-23 07:05:07 PM

anyone else hoping tonight's raw will be a proverbial slobberknocker?

Dougie AXP

2012-01-23 07:08:08 PM

Captain Oates: anyone else hoping tonight's raw will be a proverbial slobberknocker?

BAH GAWD KING, I CAN'T DRIVE MAH TRUCK!

robsul82

2012-01-23 07:08:12 PM

TheManofPA: Randy Orton is healed up so he'll be shiatting the bed on our indy darling hopes at the Rumble (wow WM could end with Cena beating Rock for the WWE title and Randy winning the WHC)

Why have the fitting end with Jericho winning the Rumble via not doing anything other than entering the ring due to a double elimination prior to #30 entering the match when you can have Blandy Boreton point at the WrestleMania banner while the PPV goes off the air?

Igor Jakovsky

2012-01-23 07:08:13 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't like the funkasaurus character? Granted I only saw him for the first time last Monday. Maybe it will grow on me over time.

nyrkah1

2012-01-23 07:08:50 PM

Captain Oates: anyone else hoping tonight's raw will be a proverbial slobberknocker?

I think the fWc must be the most optimistic group on the internets. Or the biggest bunch of masochists. Too close to call.

/ Broski-pac 4life

Dougie AXP

2012-01-23 07:08:55 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Am I the only one who doesn't like the funkasaurus character? Granted I only saw him for the first time last Monday. Maybe it will grow on me over time.

SOMEBODY CALL HIS MOMMA

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior

2012-01-23 07:09:15 PM

Jonny Chimpo: Purses are no longer safe! RKO is back!

I hear voices and they nag,
Squat here Randy, poop in a diva's bag...
THEY TALK TO MEAH!!!!

SaprolingToken

2012-01-23 07:09:39 PM

Question: Who will be jobbed out to the funkasaurus tonight?

robsul82

2012-01-23 07:09:56 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Am I the only one who doesn't like the funkasaurus character? Granted I only saw him for the first time last Monday. Maybe it will grow on me over time.

I'm about to call your mama.

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior

2012-01-23 07:10:41 PM

Jonny Chimpo: Purses are no longer safe! RKO is back!

I HEAR CHARMING TEARING!
I HEAR DIVAS SWEARING!

Pizilla

2012-01-23 07:10:48 PM

robsul82: Igor Jakovsky: Am I the only one who doesn't like the funkasaurus character? Granted I only saw him for the first time last Monday. Maybe it will grow on me over time.

I'm about to call your mama.

img.photobucket.com

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2012-01-23 07:10:49 PM

SaprolingToken: Question: Who will be jobbed out to the funkasaurus tonight?

Maybe a match with Regal.

Captain Oates

2012-01-23 07:11:25 PM

So someone catch me up. I gave up on wrestling years ago when they ended the attitude generation but got drawn back in early last summer with the whole CM Punk angle. Then creative proceeded to completely shiat all over that and replace it with a Triple H Rick Roll. Where do we stand today, just waiting on the next let down or is there some solid heat building?

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior

2012-01-23 07:11:57 PM

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: Jonny Chimpo: Purses are no longer safe! RKO is back!

I HEAR CHARMING TEARING!
I HEAR DIVAS SWEARING!

*Charmin... Damnit all to helk..

SaprolingToken

2012-01-23 07:12:40 PM

robsul82: TheManofPA: Randy Orton is healed up so he'll be shiatting the bed on our indy darling hopes at the Rumble (wow WM could end with Cena beating Rock for the WWE title and Randy winning the WHC)

Why have the fitting end with Jericho winning the Rumble via not doing anything other than entering the ring due to a double elimination prior to #30 entering the match when you can have Blandy Boreton point at the WrestleMania banner while the PPV goes off the air?

I read a scenario like this on LordsofPain, and I think it may be the best possible ending to the Rumble. I love it as an idea, up there with the Luger/Hart double win and McMahon winning it despite spending the entire match outside of the ring.

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