FARK.com: (6897425) And now here's Chris Jericho to write the headline for the go-home RAW (9PM ET, USA) before the Royal Rumble this Sunday:

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		And now here's Chris Jericho to write the headline for the go-home RAW (9PM ET, USA) before the Royal Rumble this Sunday: (whatculture.com)		1779
		More: Cool, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Monday Night Raw, WWE Royal Rumble, Alberto Del Rio, John Laurinaitis, Dolph Ziggler, CM Punk

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Dougie AXP		2012-01-23 09:16:11 PM

I miss the #Heel trunks on Ziggles. The pewter/black trunks suck.

Love Punk looking old school with the shorts.

SonicDefMonkey		2012-01-23 09:16:11 PM

Holy shiat. This Phoenix crowd sucks worse than a evangelical conference.

Smiths		2012-01-23 09:16:12 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh Smith, could you do me a favor and post that HHH/Punk Sandwhich picture?

verbaltoxin		2012-01-23 09:16:13 PM

Swagger's just never going to get over as anything other than Ziggler's 2nd banana.

LucklessWonder		2012-01-23 09:16:25 PM

Dead Meat?

slamjack		2012-01-23 09:16:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: I can't figure out why Swagger stinks on the mic. On twitter with Ryder this week and in general he seems witty and good with comebacks.

I'm guessing Thwagger writes his own comebacks on Twitter, while soap opera writers who couldn't cut it in the TV Industry are scripting his RAW comebacks.

But if he can't make our terrible lines sound good, how could he ever do it by himself?

SharkTrager		2012-01-23 09:16:27 PM

silgryphon: What's the main event gonna be?

Gotta be Ryder/Kane.

FinFangFark		2012-01-23 09:16:30 PM

silgryphon: What's the main event gonna be?

Triple H ratings boosting promo.

Pizilla		2012-01-23 09:16:33 PM

This match pleases me

SaprolingToken		2012-01-23 09:16:38 PM

According to recent fan surveys, fans only like their face champions to wear jorts or some basic facsimile thereof.

MagSeven		2012-01-23 09:16:46 PM

I wonder if Big Johnny is just watching the show on Firstrow on his smartphone.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-01-23 09:16:54 PM

silgryphon: What's the main event gonna be?

Zack Ryder goes to Jiffy Lube.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-23 09:17:05 PM

silgryphon: What's the main event gonna be?

Kane vs. the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Fisty Bum		2012-01-23 09:17:18 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: How can anyone not admit that Vickie is one of the most talented women in the WWE. Sexiest as well.

Vickie has really grown on me.

/Really grown thinking about Vickie

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-01-23 09:17:26 PM

silgryphon: What's the main event gonna be?

As long as it involves the Funkasaurus, I'm lovin' it.

/What happens if Clay has to wrestle Jericho?
//Do they have a dance-off?

TheManofPA		2012-01-23 09:17:33 PM

MattStafford: I missed the past few weeks. I heard stories of car break downs and the supernatural. Did I miss anything important?

1) John Cena is slowly being convinced that a flat tax and elimination of the fed is the way to go
2) Zack Ryder REALLY sucks at changing a tire to the point that he lost his first title defense
3) Kofi's career went up in smoke thanks to wee evan borne
4) JERITROLL!
5) Johnny Ace is becoming a great representative of the wrestling branch of 4chan

eddievercetti		2012-01-23 09:17:35 PM

SonicDefMonkey: Holy shiat. This Phoenix crowd sucks worse than a evangelical conference.

The pops for Punk and Cena were good

silgryphon		2012-01-23 09:18:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard
silgryphon: What's the main event gonna be?

Kane vs. the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

You aren't right in the head man

nyrkah1		2012-01-23 09:18:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: What's the main event gonna be?

Kane vs. the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Winner, winner (Smiths) chicken dinner.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-01-23 09:18:45 PM

watching old Wrestlemanias while i've been recovering from the latest heart crap.

the more I see of them, the more I hate Cole as a "heel" announcer.

How can you have a video library so extensive, be able to watch Heenan, Ventura & Heyman (to name a few) to get the idea of how to be an effective heel announcer, and fail so f*cking miserably??

Dougie AXP		2012-01-23 09:18:57 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: silgryphon: What's the main event gonna be?

As long as it involves the Funkasaurus, I'm lovin' it.

/What happens if Clay has to wrestle Jericho?
//Do they have a dance-off?

Oh Jesus Christ, they have to do this! Jericho running around screaming and clapping hands and Brodus dancing screaming "should I get hyeam?" followed with "My Bad!" when he misses Jeri-troll

Igor Jakovsky		2012-01-23 09:19:03 PM

SaprolingToken: According to recent fan surveys, fans only like their face champions to wear jorts or some basic facsimile thereof.

in other news face fans and florida gator fans overlap

TheManofPA		2012-01-23 09:19:12 PM

FinFangFark: silgryphon: What's the main event gonna be?

Triple H ratings boosting promo.

I hate you.

Technically it is the year of the Dragon so we could just bring in DB as a full heel (not the usual cowardly but the ahole variety)

silgryphon		2012-01-23 09:19:40 PM

I think Kane kidnapped Eve. We haven't seen her since the tire changing

/I think

Pizilla		2012-01-23 09:20:02 PM

Ace is Farking....

I know it.

He looks like me when I'm doing it.

Tenor Reaper		2012-01-23 09:20:16 PM

Wikipedia hasn't lied to anyone. It told me Leslie Nielsen died from a battle against Skeletor AND IT WAS TRUE

globalwarmingpraiser		2012-01-23 09:20:30 PM

Fisty Bum: globalwarmingpraiser: How can anyone not admit that Vickie is one of the most talented women in the WWE. Sexiest as well.

Vickie has really grown on me.

/Really grown thinking about Vickie

A Laurinaitis, Guerrero, Michael Cole segment would be a true rating bonanza.

nyrkah1		2012-01-23 09:20:41 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: watching old Wrestlemanias while i've been recovering from the latest heart crap.

the more I see of them, the more I hate Cole as a "heel" announcer.

How can you have a video library so extensive, be able to watch Heenan, Ventura & Heyman (to name a few) to get the idea of how to be an effective heel announcer, and fail so f*cking miserably??

Heart crap? Orton's a surgeon now?

/ glad to see you
// I'll assume that means it went well?

KellyKellyKelly		2012-01-23 09:20:46 PM

silgryphon: I think Kane kidnapped Eve. We haven't seen her since the tire changing

/I think

No, she was on last week, biatching out Johnny Ace for making Zack wrestle injured.

Fisty Bum		2012-01-23 09:20:46 PM

LucklessWonder: EXCUSE ME
[desmond.yfrog.com image 426x640]

images4.fanpop.com

TheManofPA		2012-01-23 09:20:57 PM

Did Ziggles just check his pulse?

LucklessWonder		2012-01-23 09:20:59 PM

Anyone see any pyro on the ring posts when the inevitable Kane run in ruins the semi decent tag match?

FinFangFark		2012-01-23 09:21:09 PM

Ziggles checking his pulse...this guy is gold.

Dougie AXP		2012-01-23 09:21:14 PM

Pizilla: Ace is Farking....

I know it.

He looks like me when I'm doing it.

Excuse me, I just violently threw up.

/you with that mask on.....
//oh god, here comes vomit round 2

silgryphon		2012-01-23 09:21:25 PM

I am SHOCKED Cena hasn't super cena'd yet

eddievercetti		2012-01-23 09:21:36 PM

KellyKellyKelly: silgryphon: I think Kane kidnapped Eve. We haven't seen her since the tire changing

/I think

No, she was on last week, biatching out Johnny Ace for making Zack wrestle injured.

and told her to SHUT HER MOUTH! SHE'S TALKING TO FUNKMAN!

TheManofPA		2012-01-23 09:21:42 PM

So can someone post the picture with the Xs on it? Also is the Glamazon ever returning to TV? She didn't get Kharmaed did she?

Mike_LowELL		2012-01-23 09:21:46 PM

SonicDefMonkey: Holy shiat. This Phoenix crowd sucks worse than a evangelical conference.

It's hard to get worked up for a WWE event, knowing full-well that TNA™ is taping their shows right now. *sigh* I wish I was at a TNA event right now, where Wrestling Matters™.

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-01-23 09:21:53 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Fisty Bum: globalwarmingpraiser: How can anyone not admit that Vickie is one of the most talented women in the WWE. Sexiest as well.

Vickie has really grown on me.

/Really grown thinking about Vickie

A Laurinaitis, Guerrero, Michael Cole segment would be a true rating bonanza.

Is it a game of russian roulette using a landmine?

KellyKellyKelly		2012-01-23 09:22:15 PM

WWE_Creative WWE Creative
It really boosts the confidence of the boys when @WWERawGM is tweeting instead of watching the match. He's a modern @EBischoff #RAWTonight

LucklessWonder		2012-01-23 09:22:15 PM

FinFangFark: Ziggles checking his pulse...this guy is gold.

Don't want a repeat of HHH/NAsh, where they weren't even sure if he had a pulse.

Gunny Highway		2012-01-23 09:22:20 PM

TheManofPA: MattStafford: I missed the past few weeks. I heard stories of car break downs and the supernatural. Did I miss anything important?

1) John Cena is slowly being convinced that a flat tax and elimination of the fed is the way to go
2) Zack Ryder REALLY sucks at changing a tire to the point that he lost his first title defense
3) Kofi's career went up in smoke thanks to wee evan borne
4) JERITROLL!
5) Johnny Ace is becoming a great representative of the wrestling branch of 4chan

There have been some good matches also. Ziggles has been bringing it.

And there has been the funkasaurus

Smiths		2012-01-23 09:22:31 PM

Mike_LowELL: SonicDefMonkey: Holy shiat. This Phoenix crowd sucks worse than a evangelical conference.

It's hard to get worked up for a WWE event, knowing full-well that TNA™ is taping their shows right now. *sigh* I wish I was at a TNA event right now, where Wrestling Matters™.

dude. welcome. please stay.

slamjack		2012-01-23 09:22:51 PM

So much for toning down Cole.

TheManofPA		2012-01-23 09:22:52 PM

Man, Cena is selling to Mr. Perfect like crazy. Maybe the Perfectplex is the new WBOD

Fisty Bum		2012-01-23 09:22:56 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: globalwarmingpraiser: Fisty Bum: globalwarmingpraiser: How can anyone not admit that Vickie is one of the most talented women in the WWE. Sexiest as well.

Vickie has really grown on me.

/Really grown thinking about Vickie

A Laurinaitis, Guerrero, Michael Cole segment would be a true rating bonanza.

Is it a game of russian roulette using a landmine?

Truly the most dangerous game.

And oh yeah, this match is pretty decent.

globalwarmingpraiser		2012-01-23 09:22:57 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: globalwarmingpraiser: Fisty Bum: globalwarmingpraiser: How can anyone not admit that Vickie is one of the most talented women in the WWE. Sexiest as well.

Vickie has really grown on me.

/Really grown thinking about Vickie

A Laurinaitis, Guerrero, Michael Cole segment would be a true rating bonanza.

Is it a game of russian roulette using a landmine?

They are what makes Raw great. They are why we tune in every week.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-23 09:22:57 PM

Okay, if Ziggles is gonna do stuff like this, he should be in a blue singlet.

silgryphon		2012-01-23 09:23:09 PM

Mike_LowELL [TotalFark]
SonicDefMonkey: Holy shiat. This Phoenix crowd sucks worse than a evangelical conference.

It's hard to get worked up for a WWE event, knowing full-well that TNA™ is taping their shows right now. *sigh* I wish I was at a TNA event right now, where Wrestling Matters™.

I love me some Velvet Sky

TNA: Where wwe rejects go to play

FinFangFark		2012-01-23 09:23:17 PM

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