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(WhatCulture)   And now here's Chris Jericho to write the headline for the go-home RAW (9PM ET, USA) before the Royal Rumble this Sunday:   (whatculture.com) divider line 1779
    More: Cool, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Monday Night Raw, WWE Royal Rumble, Alberto Del Rio, John Laurinaitis, Dolph Ziggler, CM Punk  
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2012-01-23 04:14:03 PM  
Woo?

Yeah?


Come on, baby?
 
2012-01-23 04:21:37 PM  
Heh, I just returned from setting up that event.
 
2012-01-23 04:22:11 PM  
ARMBAR!
 
2012-01-23 04:24:06 PM  

Smiths: Woo?

Yeah?


Come on, baby?


Geesh, where's the passion in that? You could have least used all CAPS. :D
 
2012-01-23 04:55:01 PM  
Vote it up baby YEAH WHOO?
 
2012-01-23 04:57:42 PM  
YAY I CAN HAZ RAW GREEN I AM THE CHAMP IS HERE COMES THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT SUCKA FIVE TIME FIVE TIME THE VIPER IS IN MY HEAD WOO WOO WOO TO BE THE MAN YOU HAVE TO BEST THERE IS BEST THERE WAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT REST IN PEACE WHAT IF YA SMELL THAT'S THE TRUTH REALLY AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE RUNNING WILD OHHH YEAH WHAT A RUSH GET THE TABLES AWWWWWWESOME
 
2012-01-23 05:00:54 PM  
Can someone please explain the Jericho bit to me? A lot of people are telling me its brilliant, but I just don't get it.
 
2012-01-23 05:08:17 PM  

ManateeGag: Can someone please explain the Jericho bit to me? A lot of people are telling me its brilliant, but I just don't get it.


i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-01-23 05:12:13 PM  
Now this! is a good headline.

Smiths, if you did this, bravo good sir, bravo.
 
2012-01-23 05:21:01 PM  

Dougie AXP: Now this! is a good headline.

Smiths, if you did this, bravo good sir, bravo.


I second this. My headline bows in deference.
 
2012-01-23 05:22:56 PM  
Also this week, GMJ needs help planning his signs to bring to next week's Rumble!

Here's what I have so far:

Sign 1: My username
Sign 2: Broski-PAC
Sign 3: A visual representation of the Entertainment tab

I have the first two locked down, but I need some help on a third sign. I'm not doing "shut up cole", as I cannot possibly top the effectiveness with which Dougie wielded his sign.

Any other ideas folks?
 
2012-01-23 05:25:25 PM  

HEEEEEY! WELCOME TO THIS WEEK'S RAW THREAD!! C'MON BABY! YEAAAH!!!


Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)



1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)
19) Cena cat appearance
20) Broski-PAC - BlackJack & Hookers appearance
 
2012-01-23 05:28:43 PM  
Smackdown ratings for this past Friday were even with the previous week's ratings.

Thankfully, Randy Orton will soon be back to make sure Smackdown ratings plummet.
 
2012-01-23 05:58:39 PM  
I wonder if there will be a group of people in the ring and a spontaneous Rumble-style fight will break out?
 
2012-01-23 06:08:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ManateeGag: Can someone please explain the Jericho bit to me? A lot of people are telling me its brilliant, but I just don't get it.


So, trolling the audience makes you a heel now? I remember when you actually had to do something to be hated by the audience.
 
2012-01-23 06:12:21 PM  
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
2012-01-23 06:15:26 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wonder if there will be a group of people in the ring and a spontaneous Rumble-style fight will break out?


NO WAI
 
2012-01-23 06:22:38 PM  

robsul82: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH


IT'S NOT ME THIS TIME PIZILLA!
 
2012-01-23 06:22:58 PM  

robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wonder if there will be a group of people in the ring and a spontaneous Rumble-style fight will break out?

NO WAI


like a tag team match then everyone runs in and then the GM says "let's have a rumble now"?

never happened.

and yeah, this is my headline so eat my shiat.
 
2012-01-23 06:23:55 PM  
Hey, as for signs for the Rumble, why not do a "COME BACK, CHEESUS!" sign?
 
2012-01-23 06:24:29 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-23 06:45:07 PM  

Smiths: YAY I CAN HAZ RAW GREEN I AM THE CHAMP IS HERE COMES THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT SUCKA FIVE TIME FIVE TIME THE VIPER IS IN MY HEAD WOO WOO WOO TO BE THE MAN YOU HAVE TO BEST THERE IS BEST THERE WAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT REST IN PEACE WHAT IF YA SMELL THAT'S THE TRUTH REALLY AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE RUNNING WILD OHHH YEAH WHAT A RUSH GET THE TABLES AWWWWWWESOME


You missed a few.
 
2012-01-23 06:50:53 PM  
www.advocate.com
 
2012-01-23 06:53:02 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: [i6.photobucket.com image 512x357]


I was trying to find that for the NFL playoff thread and couldn't.

Also, way to troll subby, you forgot the WOOOOOOO YEAH BABY COME ON WOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-01-23 06:54:28 PM  
Hi guys, I am El Auttin. I read these threads on my lunch break on tuesdays. You guys are funny. Thank you. That is all.

Love,
The Auttin
 
2012-01-23 06:55:16 PM  
Latest breaking WWE news:
The dirt sheets are just breaking that WWE may be down with Wee Evan Bourne because his latest suspension is unrelated to first (this is dirt sheet/breaking so wait until more detail)

Randy Orton is healed up so he'll be shiatting the bed on our indy darling hopes at the Rumble (wow WM could end with Cena beating Rock for the WWE title and Randy winning the WHC)

Let's go Cena, Cena Rocks: He's being honored with his own room by Make-a-wish because he is almost to 300 wishes and goes far beyond anyone else in the program.
 
2012-01-23 06:56:37 PM  

ElAuttin: Hi guys, I am El Auttin. I read these threads on my lunch break on tuesdays. You guys are funny. Thank you. That is all.

Love,
The Lucha Libre Auttin


Fixed because of your username
 
2012-01-23 06:57:08 PM  
"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams ... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-23 06:58:49 PM  

TheManofPA: Let's go Cena, Cena Rocks: He's being honored with his own room by Make-a-wish because he is almost to 300 wishes and goes far beyond anyone else in the program.


You know, as much as I like to give John Cena the wrestling character garbage, John Cena the actual human being is, by all accounts, a generous and truly decent person. Good for him. Genuinelly. Good for him.
 
2012-01-23 06:59:17 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Smiths: YAY I CAN HAZ RAW GREEN I AM THE CHAMP IS HERE COMES THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT SUCKA FIVE TIME FIVE TIME THE VIPER IS IN MY HEAD WOO WOO WOO TO BE THE MAN YOU HAVE TO BEST THERE IS BEST THERE WAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT REST IN PEACE WHAT IF YA SMELL THAT'S THE TRUTH REALLY AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE RUNNING WILD OHHH YEAH WHAT A RUSH GET THE TABLES AWWWWWWESOME

You missed a few.


i started typing at like 5 mins before work ended and said i would just keep typing until it was "shut down PC time", which is a few minutes before work ends.

so i think i did okay, smark.
 
2012-01-23 07:00:44 PM  
Damn this went green early.
 
2012-01-23 07:01:31 PM  
YOUR 2x HARDCORE CHAMP HAS ARRIVED!

i1122.photobucket.com
i1122.photobucket.com

You're Welcome,

i656.photobucket.com

ll-media.tmz.com

www.joesportsfan.com
i254.photobucket.com

MARKS
 
2012-01-23 07:01:38 PM  
moss covered three handled family grudenza!

/too soon?
 
2012-01-23 07:03:41 PM  

SaprolingToken: moss covered three handled family grudenza!

/too soon?


oh only just 971 posts too soon.

/mark
 
2012-01-23 07:04:45 PM  
Purses are no longer safe! RKO is back!
 
2012-01-23 07:05:07 PM  
anyone else hoping tonight's raw will be a proverbial slobberknocker?
 
2012-01-23 07:08:08 PM  

Captain Oates: anyone else hoping tonight's raw will be a proverbial slobberknocker?


BAH GAWD KING, I CAN'T DRIVE MAH TRUCK!
 
2012-01-23 07:08:12 PM  

TheManofPA: Randy Orton is healed up so he'll be shiatting the bed on our indy darling hopes at the Rumble (wow WM could end with Cena beating Rock for the WWE title and Randy winning the WHC)


Why have the fitting end with Jericho winning the Rumble via not doing anything other than entering the ring due to a double elimination prior to #30 entering the match when you can have Blandy Boreton point at the WrestleMania banner while the PPV goes off the air?
 
2012-01-23 07:08:13 PM  
Am I the only one who doesn't like the funkasaurus character? Granted I only saw him for the first time last Monday. Maybe it will grow on me over time.
 
2012-01-23 07:08:50 PM  

Captain Oates: anyone else hoping tonight's raw will be a proverbial slobberknocker?


I think the fWc must be the most optimistic group on the internets. Or the biggest bunch of masochists. Too close to call.

/ Broski-pac 4life
 
2012-01-23 07:08:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Am I the only one who doesn't like the funkasaurus character? Granted I only saw him for the first time last Monday. Maybe it will grow on me over time.


SOMEBODY CALL HIS MOMMA
 
2012-01-23 07:09:15 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: Purses are no longer safe! RKO is back!


I hear voices and they nag,
Squat here Randy, poop in a diva's bag...
THEY TALK TO MEAH!!!!
 
2012-01-23 07:09:39 PM  
Question: Who will be jobbed out to the funkasaurus tonight?
 
2012-01-23 07:09:56 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Am I the only one who doesn't like the funkasaurus character? Granted I only saw him for the first time last Monday. Maybe it will grow on me over time.


I'm about to call your mama.
 
2012-01-23 07:10:41 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: Purses are no longer safe! RKO is back!


I HEAR CHARMING TEARING!
I HEAR DIVAS SWEARING!
 
2012-01-23 07:10:48 PM  

robsul82: Igor Jakovsky: Am I the only one who doesn't like the funkasaurus character? Granted I only saw him for the first time last Monday. Maybe it will grow on me over time.

I'm about to call your mama.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-23 07:10:49 PM  

SaprolingToken: Question: Who will be jobbed out to the funkasaurus tonight?


Maybe a match with Regal.
 
2012-01-23 07:11:25 PM  
So someone catch me up. I gave up on wrestling years ago when they ended the attitude generation but got drawn back in early last summer with the whole CM Punk angle. Then creative proceeded to completely shiat all over that and replace it with a Triple H Rick Roll. Where do we stand today, just waiting on the next let down or is there some solid heat building?
 
2012-01-23 07:11:57 PM  

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: Jonny Chimpo: Purses are no longer safe! RKO is back!

I HEAR CHARMING TEARING!
I HEAR DIVAS SWEARING!


*Charmin... Damnit all to helk..
 
2012-01-23 07:12:40 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: Randy Orton is healed up so he'll be shiatting the bed on our indy darling hopes at the Rumble (wow WM could end with Cena beating Rock for the WWE title and Randy winning the WHC)

Why have the fitting end with Jericho winning the Rumble via not doing anything other than entering the ring due to a double elimination prior to #30 entering the match when you can have Blandy Boreton point at the WrestleMania banner while the PPV goes off the air?


I read a scenario like this on LordsofPain, and I think it may be the best possible ending to the Rumble. I love it as an idea, up there with the Luger/Hart double win and McMahon winning it despite spending the entire match outside of the ring.
 
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