FirstNationalBastard: At least it ended before that kiss from a rose became a kiss from a fist.

A kiss from a fist is better than none.

Wow. a Florence and the Machine lyric actually came in handy.

Now he'll just be a solitary brother

She's clearly much more successful in life vs him. Hell, I think I saw her on the price is right a few weeks ago.

I guess Heidi no longer has a trained Seal.

You're out!

He's single, ladies!

/Hot.

naaaa, she setting herself up for Johnny Depp

I'm a pop a zit for a rose on my face.

I don't know either of these people .... but that is one unfortunate looking man.

The guy is a prick. The news showed a few clips earlier, one of him walking back up an escalator to destroy a camera guys camera and another of him telling fans that he wasn't signing any autographs.

One day you're in. The next, you're out.

heard this on a radio show this morning: "I hope this won't be the kind of thing that scars him for life"

News reports are speculating that Heidi Klum is divorcing Seal after realizing that she's Heidi Klum and he's Seal.

/Not actually a Norm McDonald joke

Renart: [images.nationalgeographic.com image 600x450]

He's single, ladies!

/Hot.

FirstNationalBastard:

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Seal loves beautiful birds from northern lands.

Well there goes all further uses of the Seal troll face pic.

Er wait, cold climates, not northern lands. I forgot where penguins are from.

Poor celebrity couple.

dodecahedron: Sad. I really like them both.

So what do you find sad? If you like them, and they're not meant to be together, then you should be happy for them for divorcing.

proton:

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Ha ha! Nightmare fuel.

Black and white people problems

Pinner: Poor RICH celebrity couple.

So we can expect to see Seal clubbing?

Does he have a temper for real, or does he have a "temper" according to the perspective of a female who doesn't know when to stop nit-picking a guy?

Just askin', considering she has a kid from someone else, and nearly got married right before Seal, before that fell apart. Her track record for long-term relationships doesn't seem very solid---and guess what the common factor is?

The easiest thing for a divorcing chick to say is the guy has "anger issues" when angling for a more favorable settlement. My best friend, a super nice and giving fellow, was accused of that. But when the arbitrator spent time with his now-ex, the recommendation to the judge was to ignore virtually everything she said. She was basically branded a liar on every issue, including the "anger issues" crapola.

biatches be shoppin.......


/wait, no thats not it

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you know he knocked the bottom out of it.
who's gonna touch it now?

who's the first farker to volunteer?

You'd be mad too if you couldn't find your bucket.

JC

What kind of attacks are Seal capable of?

Just proves my personal opinion: Unless you see a couple argue in public with great animosity you better believe that the thrill is gone. Whenever it's all lovey dovey it's a sham that cannot hold itself up to the test of time.

Love and relationships require drama as fertilizer, it helps cure the mundane and boring setup that we in society call monogamy.

Seal clubbing babes?

It's just a little ice cream.

It's nice to see beautiful people suffering, but I'll never be satisfied until they suffer MORE than I do.

Annoyance: It's just a little ice cream.

she blew a seal?