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Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-23 02:51:46 PM
Starring Zulu as Kono?
Outrageous Muff
2012-01-23 02:57:49 PM
A newsflash for a nothing earthquake?
markie_farkie
2012-01-23 03:11:27 PM
Outrageous Muff
:
A newsflash for a nothing earthquake?
From yesterday, no less.
Shakespeare's Monkey
2012-01-23 03:33:13 PM
Outrageous Muff
:
A newsflash for a nothing earthquake?
Darth_Lukecash
2012-01-23 03:53:17 PM
markie_farkie
:
Outrageous Muff: A newsflash for a nothing earthquake?
From yesterday, no less.
Green lit for amusing headline, not newsworthiness .
/welcome to FARK
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-23 03:55:42 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey
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Outrageous Muff: A newsflash for a nothing earthquake?
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 375x500]
DanZero
2012-01-23 04:12:39 PM
Darth_Lukecash
:
markie_farkie: Outrageous Muff: A newsflash for a nothing earthquake?
From yesterday, no less.
Green lit for amusing headline, not newsworthiness .
/welcome to FARK
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-23 06:32:29 PM
Shake 'em, Danno.
One Bad Apple
2012-01-23 06:41:54 PM
I hope they don't close the interstate highway for this.
SweetSaws
2012-01-23 06:42:21 PM
FirstNationalBastard
:
Shakespeare's Monkey: Outrageous Muff: A newsflash for a nothing earthquake?
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 375x500]
[www.quirkins.com image 487x232]
Came for this... into a sock.
Thisbymaster
2012-01-23 06:42:34 PM
5.0 is hard to tell the difference between a big fart.
Yaxe
2012-01-23 06:44:13 PM
Back in 2010(or maybe 2011, can't remember) we had a 5.1 in San Diego. I remember it clearly because the windows on my uncles house were shaking when I noticed it. Considering the lack of damage that occurred (except for some shattered glass), a 5.0 on Hawaii is really nothing to worry about.
KellyKellyKelly
2012-01-23 06:44:39 PM
With their ragtop down so their hair can blow?
Atomic Spunk
2012-01-23 06:45:20 PM
I didn't even feel it.
"The quake struck near Kae'na Point in Hawaii Volcanoes National Park"
Is this a mistake? Kaena point is on Oahu. I've never heard of Kaena point in Volcano.
fusillade762
2012-01-23 06:45:32 PM
*golf clap*
ThreeEdgedSword
2012-01-23 06:49:09 PM
DanZero
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Darth_Lukecash: markie_farkie: Outrageous Muff: A newsflash for a nothing earthquake?
From yesterday, no less.
Green lit for amusing headline, not newsworthiness .
/welcome to FARK
[img.photobucket.com image 441x359]
F*ckin' Haole's
Impasse
2012-01-23 06:49:55 PM
Hopefully the quake didn't interrupt Diamondhead's attempt to catch Lovejoy.
\"Come back to AT&T. Where're you're 'Friends & Family' now!"
\\A Quinn Martin Production
LonMead
2012-01-23 06:53:55 PM
Will require a full investigation from the state police, for as you can see...
...it moved a lock McGarrett's hair out of place.
my lawn... you seem to be on it.
MrSteve007
2012-01-23 06:57:28 PM
OMG guys, they're not telling us the whole story of what's going on!
MAYORBOB
2012-01-23 06:58:18 PM
When Pele gets serious, he will spew lava and hellfire all over the Big Island. In this case, it looks more likely Pele just had a bad case of heartburn from some undercooked Spam.
Surool
2012-01-23 06:58:23 PM
Dear Hawaiians:
You are living on the tiny scab that formed over a bewilderingly massive magma plume beneath the Earth's crust. Said magma plume could become the largest super volcano the planet has ever seen without much warning.
Sleep tight!
Lonewolf45100
2012-01-23 07:00:06 PM
Came for Number Eight, leaving dissatisfied.
/obtuse, perhaps, but not obscure.
tonguedepressor
2012-01-23 07:00:14 PM
Tsunamis are wreaking havoc on beach sand castles..
imprimere
2012-01-23 07:02:00 PM
lohphat
2012-01-23 07:05:27 PM
ThreeEdgedSword
:
F*ckin' Haole's
Eh! Bodda you?
jvl
2012-01-23 07:07:02 PM
Surool
:
Said magma plume could become the largest super volcano the planet has ever seen without much warning.
SUPERVOLCANOS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. The key to a really big ka-boom is that you need a cap on the volcano that makes the pressure build. Hawaiian volcanoes are too fluid; they don't even go boom like a Washington State volcano.
Biggest landslide seen by humans maybe. Or, if you're not on the island which slides into the sea, biggest tsunami. Everyone panic.
your average maint. man
2012-01-23 07:07:27 PM
is that a new ford motor?
3825968
2012-01-23 07:08:45 PM
This is Jack Lord inviting you to watch next week as Five-O tackles its toughest challenge yet. "Forty Feet High--And It Kills!"
Wo Fat and his cronies sabotage Hawaii's Tsunami Early Warning System and plan to trigger a killer wave that could drown Honolulu.
Warren Oates, in a masterful portrayal of a geologist turned vengeful killer. Goldie Hawn as the crippled daughter who inspired his wrath--and tenderness in the heart of McGarrett. And Keye Luke in a star turn as the Communist conspirator there to take advantage of the vicissitudes of fate--McGarrett's arch-enemy Wo Fat.
It's a cracking criminal caper that could wipe the islands clean! "Forty Feet High--And It Kills!" Be here! Aloha.
Frank N Stein
2012-01-23 07:10:45 PM
I'm looking to move to Hawaii, so I'm getting a kick out of some of these haoles
FrancoFile
2012-01-23 07:10:48 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
:
Starring
Zulu
that hot Asian chick from BSG
as Kono?
Current Resident
2012-01-23 07:10:59 PM
/no, not posting in wrong thread by mistake
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-23 07:11:18 PM
Hai Guyz
Jixa
2012-01-23 07:12:22 PM
Sounds like Pele is getting sick of the condos being built on her back. Any speculation on if she's gonna blow again?
My dad was stationed in Hawaii when I was about 4 or 5. I vaguely remember a few shakes. My fondest memories are of my kindergarten teacher(native Hawaiian) used to tell us old Hawaiian stories and legends. We even went on a field trip to Mt. Kilauea. :)
cc_rider
2012-01-23 07:13:22 PM
Heh. You gotta take 'em when you got 'em, subby.
Link
(new window)
craxyd
2012-01-23 07:15:07 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
:
Shake 'em, Danno.
You see the
Hawaii 5.0...Shook 'em Danno!
comment after TFA too?
Unobtanium
2012-01-23 07:19:17 PM
3825968
:
This is Jack Lord inviting you to watch next week as Five-O tackles its toughest challenge yet. "Forty Feet High--And It Kills!"
Wo Fat and his cronies sabotage Hawaii's Tsunami Early Warning System and plan to trigger a killer wave that could drown Honolulu.
Warren Oates, in a masterful portrayal of a geologist turned vengeful killer. Goldie Hawn as the crippled daughter who inspired his wrath--and tenderness in the heart of McGarrett. And Keye Luke in a star turn as the Communist conspirator there to take advantage of the vicissitudes of fate--McGarrett's arch-enemy Wo Fat.
It's a cracking criminal caper that could wipe the islands clean! "Forty Feet High--And It Kills!" Be here! Aloha.
/Golf Clap
//I always wondered about the Commies vs. McGarrett plot lines.
On a serious note, several years ago on a trip to Hawaii we talked to a guy who helped run the Waikiki Aquarium. Their Tsunami plan involved, in part, the pouring of bleach into all the tanks with non-native species, so that a tsunami would not result in a ecological problem months or years later.
TravelingFreakshow
2012-01-23 07:19:35 PM
As long as the South Shore Grill, the Rainbow Drive-In, and the Missouri are intact.
/I will stab you in the face for a SSG fish taco
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-23 07:19:57 PM
craxyd:
You see the Hawaii 5.0...Shook 'em Danno! comment after TFA too?
Nah, I just saw the article's headline and that instantly came to mind.
Great minds and all that jazz.
Tunney
2012-01-23 07:20:36 PM
jvl
:
SUPERVOLCANOS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. The key to a really big ka-boom is that you need a cap on the volcano that makes the pressure build. Hawaiian volcanoes are too fluid; they don't even go boom like a Washington State volcano.
Biggest landslide seen by humans maybe. Or, if you're not on the island which slides into the sea, biggest tsunami. Everyone panic.
Quoted for the truth. Hawaiian volcanoes have low silicon content. They hardly ever erupt; instead you get a steady and gentle flow down the side of the island.
The Hawaiian islands are much more susceptible to erosion. One day they'll look like the Marshall Islands and then eventually they'll sink back into the ocean.
/Went to Hawaii Big Island and Oahu on holiday last year so getting a kick out of these replies, etc.
//Worth the 20 hour flight from London
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-01-23 07:23:27 PM
The crime drama airs tonight at 10, 9 Central on many of these same CBS stations ... in color ... so I submit to you that this alleged "earthquake" was just a cooked-up publicity stunt.
AnotherOldFart
2012-01-23 07:26:43 PM
I will see your 5 and raise you 5 [Japan]
trekkiecougar
2012-01-23 07:29:09 PM
E aloha aku 'oe ia Pele!!
/Give my regards to Pele
//oh yeah, Pele he wahine
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-23 07:33:14 PM
I hear there's a volcano somewhere around there, too.
The Shroom
2012-01-23 07:37:28 PM
It seems lately that whenever a quake that big happens, there is usually another strong quake that happens 24-hours later somewhere else along the plate line.
We shall see.
Surool
2012-01-23 07:40:56 PM
jvl
:
Surool: Said magma plume could become the largest super volcano the planet has ever seen without much warning.
SUPERVOLCANOS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. The key to a really big ka-boom is that you need a cap on the volcano that makes the pressure build. Hawaiian volcanoes are too fluid; they don't even go boom like a Washington State volcano.
Biggest landslide seen by humans maybe. Or, if you're not on the island which slides into the sea, biggest tsunami. Everyone panic.
Sure that volcano is dribbling a bit, but the pressure beneath it is so much greater than is actually escaping... otherwise it would not keep going. All they need is a slight expansion of the fracture in the crust and suddenly the output quadruples... or worse. It doesn't need to actually explode to kill everyone on the island(s).
StanTheMan
2012-01-23 07:42:51 PM
Good headline
subby
, but only
if you don't live in Japan or Los Angeles.
Marcintosh
2012-01-23 07:43:40 PM
Thanks for the Meme-ries
:
Hai Guyz
[i291.photobucket.com image 386x512]
Two underpants? Two of anything?
out of Depends? Much older than she looks.
Doth be photoshopped for I have seen many pixels in my time . . .
Life_is_a_carnivore
2012-01-23 07:44:06 PM
Pray for O
marion
bama
texdent
2012-01-23 07:46:35 PM
Were any of the Bradys involved?
Atomic Spunk
2012-01-23 07:50:03 PM
The Shroom
:
It seems lately that whenever a quake that big happens, there is usually another strong quake that happens 24-hours later somewhere else along the plate line.
We shall see.
There was an earthquake in
Chile
(new window). Don't know if the Big Island is along the same plate line, though.
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