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Flint Ironstag
2012-01-23 03:36:37 PM
I don't think I've ever seen someone so openly admit that their "donations" are actually bribes to ensure specific results.
And I agree with the comment about their hypocritical comments about "the poor truck drivers and crew who are losing out from piracy". Maybe if the studios were not screwing the residuals paid, which go to funding crew union healthcare and pensions, they'd be slightly more believable. Like the way they class online streaming (add supported) as "promotional" and therefore no residuals are payable even though they make profits from them.
The studios have screwed everyone in the past, writers, actors, crew, investors, that no one cares when they bleat about being screwed themselves.
dickfreckle
2012-01-23 03:45:29 PM
"If the MPAA is truly concerned about the jobs of truck drivers and others in the industry, then it can bring its overseas filming back to the US and create more jobs."
Snap, meet my good friend Oh.
Darth_Lukecash
2012-01-23 03:50:19 PM
The MPAA is a vile trained honey badger enforcer for the media corporate elite.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-23 03:53:11 PM
OF COURSE they bribed their congresscritters. You're just not supposed to come right out and say it.
snuff3r
2012-01-23 04:06:27 PM
This is hilarious.
And by hilarious I mean sad and wrong.
StrikitRich
2012-01-23 04:43:16 PM
Hello RICO investigation.
LarryDan43
2012-01-23 04:47:04 PM
Overzealous ex staffer.
skinbubble
2012-01-23 04:47:45 PM
Whoa! Interesting.
anuran
2012-01-23 04:47:55 PM
Contributing to legislators' campaign funds is, sadly, legal. Directly tying it to specific votes on specific legislation is bribery. The MPAA and Chris Dodd desperately deserve Federal bribery charges with an extra helping of RICO sauce.
Happy Hours
2012-01-23 04:48:04 PM
Meh - this is all legal. It's no different from me writing by Congressman and saying if he votes for SOPA I won't contribute to his campaign and will instead send my money towards a challenger on the ballot and vote for him instead.
wombatoftruth
2012-01-23 04:48:33 PM
Darth_Lukecash
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The MPAA is a vile trained honey badger enforcer for the media corporate elite.
No way. Honey badger can't be trained. Honey badger don't care.
upmufa
2012-01-23 04:48:37 PM
21k signatures. It was only 8k when I signed yesterday.
ShawnDoc
2012-01-23 04:49:24 PM
C'mon farkers, we need just over 3k more signatures, I'm sure we can put it over the top.
Mirrorz
2012-01-23 04:50:05 PM
This film is not yet rated.
Get Your Dick Out Of My Food
2012-01-23 04:50:21 PM
But how is this different than any other lobbying? The money always goes towards the sympathetic ear, not towards congressmen that vote against your agenda...
Headso
2012-01-23 04:51:27 PM
Flint Ironstag
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I don't think I've ever seen someone so openly admit that their "donations" are actually bribes to ensure specific results.
Same here, the big lie is that they are just donating to people who "share their ideals" but to openly admit that our political system goes to the highest bidder is a first for me too.
hestheone
2012-01-23 04:51:28 PM
Happy Hours
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Meh - this is all legal. It's no different from me writing by Congressman and saying if he votes for SOPA I won't contribute to his campaign and will instead send my money towards a challenger on the ballot and vote for him instead.
That is the American way, after all. Of course, I think the way it works is that they 'donate' to each side with any chance of winning since money is a lot less important than influence.
The Little Brown Dog
2012-01-23 04:51:29 PM
FTA: Motion Picture Ass. of America
*snickers*
gja
2012-01-23 04:51:37 PM
StrikitRich
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Hello RICO investigation.
^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^
/but you know it will be let go because the "good-old-boys" are in full-tilt-boogie selfpreservation mode
darkvstar
2012-01-23 04:51:41 PM
Chris Dodd was just following Newt Gingrich's lead when he openly stated he was granting cabinet positions in exchange for endorsements and campaign contributions. If we arrested everyone for corruption Washington would become a ghost town.
grinding_journalist
2012-01-23 04:52:02 PM
Happy Hours
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Meh - this is all legal. It's no different from me writing by Congressman and saying if he votes for SOPA I won't contribute to his campaign and will instead send my money towards a challenger on the ballot and vote for him instead.
You are not a corporation with specific legislation in mind to further your company's goals.
The MPAA is.
You are a consumer looking to protect your rights and access to information.
Bomb Head Mohammed
2012-01-23 04:52:10 PM
hai! is this the thread where well educated and mostly well paid people who insist they are not hipsters demonize the MPAA/RIAA in a transparently pathetic attempt to rationalize their own massive download stash? Or, as somebody told me in a previous thread in apparent seriousness: "you moran! studies prove that my piracy of anime actually helps anime sales!".
in another context, this is called blaming the rape victim. sure, the mpaa is a particularly sluttily dressed one, but still. unless you can honestly claim to have no blatantly pirated MPAA/RIAA stuff (and of course one or two of you will), really, STFU already.
Captain_Ballbeard
2012-01-23 04:52:24 PM
Chris Dodd will be a featured speaker at the 2012 AIPAC Summit. AIPAC is the real stick here, every pol on the Hill knows it. To buck on the MPAA/RIAA is to risk the ire of AIPAC, just look at how the support for SOPA broke down - GOP pols could afford to jump ship on SOPA, knowing they're still good with AIPAC as rabid anti-Muslim hawks.
kbronsito
2012-01-23 04:52:31 PM
Flint Ironstag
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I don't think I've ever seen someone so openly admit that their "donations" are actually bribes to ensure specific results.
And I agree with the comment about their hypocritical comments about "the poor truck drivers and crew who are losing out from piracy". Maybe if the studios were not screwing the residuals paid, which go to funding crew union healthcare and pensions, they'd be slightly more believable. Like the way they class online streaming (add supported) as "promotional" and therefore no residuals are payable even though they make profits from them.
The studios have screwed everyone in the past, writers, actors, crew, investors, that no one cares when they bleat about being screwed themselves.
There's enough money to pay for rises for crews and truck drivers if they cut the salaries of studio executives and celebrities (specially the talentless ones).
I used to (allegedly) buy pirated movies in street markets in Peru. Maybe the piracy industry should do commercials about single mothers in one of these bazaars peddling her copies of Johny Mnemonic, Gigli and Battlefield Earth so her children won't starve.
Electriclectic
2012-01-23 04:53:31 PM
darkvstar
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Chris Dodd was just following Newt Gingrich's lead when he openly stated he was granting cabinet positions in exchange for endorsements and campaign contributions. If we arrested everyone for corruption Washington would become a ghost town.
imokaywiththis.jpg
georgeyporgey
2012-01-23 04:53:35 PM
Bomb Head Mohammed
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hai! is this the thread where well educated and mostly well paid people who insist they are not hipsters demonize the MPAA/RIAA in a transparently pathetic attempt to rationalize their own massive download stash? Or, as somebody told me in a previous thread in apparent seriousness: "you moran! studies prove that my piracy of anime actually helps anime sales!".
in another context, this is called blaming the rape victim. sure, the mpaa is a particularly sluttily dressed one, but still. unless you can honestly claim to have no blatantly pirated MPAA/RIAA stuff (and of course one or two of you will), really, STFU already.
Not only was she slutly dressed, she was flirting with me...
TV's Vinnie
2012-01-23 04:53:46 PM
If this results in Dodd himself having to spend some time in a Federal lockup, I'd be soooooo happy!
Wise_Guy
2012-01-23 04:54:02 PM
Will we ever have campaign finance reform?
Hack Patooey
2012-01-23 04:54:24 PM
Come on, Farkers, we can get that petition over 25,000 signatures!
schnarff
2012-01-23 04:54:35 PM
ShawnDoc
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C'mon farkers, we need just over 3k more signatures, I'm sure we can put it over the top.
Signed.
Or at least, I think so. That site is horrible on an Android phone. Geez, you'd think Obama's people would be more hip to technology or something.
macdaddy357
2012-01-23 04:54:38 PM
In any reasonable place, campaign donations to get a thing done would be bribery, and threatening to withhold them in retaliation would be extortion. In the United States of Avarice, they are free speech as long as the ones doing it are rich. This is corruption on par with the Roman Empire just before it fell.
Ivo Shandor
2012-01-23 04:54:58 PM
LarryDan43
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Overzealous ex
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senator
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Phony_Soldier
2012-01-23 04:55:15 PM
darkvstar
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Chris Dodd was just following Newt Gingrich's lead when he openly stated he was granting cabinet positions in exchange for endorsements and campaign contributions. If we arrested everyone for corruption Washington would become a ghost town.
Great, then they can all share a single cell...
Axissillian
2012-01-23 04:57:34 PM
I sometimes wish I could make a movie just for the opportunity of being in the same room as Chris Dodd and biatch slapping him.
newmilpan
2012-01-23 04:57:37 PM
ShawnDoc
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C'mon farkers, we need just over 3k more signatures, I'm sure we can put it over the top.
Signed this last night.
Johnnyflash
2012-01-23 04:57:53 PM
Someone posted an illustration one time explaining the difference between buying a DVD and downloading it illegally. If someone could be so kind as to post that, it really puts things into perceptive. This guy pisses me off to the point I want to tell everyone to never buy another DVD movie. Oh yeah, the RIAA isn't any better.
yves0010
2012-01-23 04:58:03 PM
Chris Dodd, ex-US senator and current CEO of the Motion Picture Ass. of America
Was I the only one who laughed at that sentence from the article? I know its an abbreviation but I still couldn't help myself when it comes to MPAA. They sure are some of the asses of America.
Dimensio
2012-01-23 04:58:37 PM
Bomb Head Mohammed
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hai! is this the thread where well educated and mostly well paid people who insist they are not hipsters demonize the MPAA/RIAA in a transparently pathetic attempt to rationalize their own massive download stash? Or, as somebody told me in a previous thread in apparent seriousness: "you moran! studies prove that my piracy of anime actually helps anime sales!".
in another context, this is called blaming the rape victim. sure, the mpaa is a particularly sluttily dressed one, but still. unless you can honestly claim to have no blatantly pirated MPAA/RIAA stuff (and of course one or two of you will), really, STFU already.
Your analogy is incomplete. The Motion Picture Association of America is analogous to a rape victim who advocates being permitted to arrest and imprison any male individual, without due process, based upon an unsubstantiated accusation of rape.
jack21221
2012-01-23 04:58:58 PM
Bomb Head Mohammed
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in another context, this is called blaming the rape victim. sure, the mpaa is a particularly sluttily dressed one, but still. unless you can honestly claim to have no blatantly pirated MPAA/RIAA stuff (and of course one or two of you will), really, STFU already.
This just in: If you've ever downloaded a song without paying for it, you're not allowed to complain about congresspeople being bribed. Also, you're probably a rapist.
(Is that what you were trying to say? That's what I got out of it)
yves0010
2012-01-23 04:59:36 PM
darkvstar
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Chris Dodd was just following Newt Gingrich's lead when he openly stated he was granting cabinet positions in exchange for endorsements and campaign contributions. If we arrested everyone for corruption Washington would become a ghost town.
You say that like its a bad thing... personally, I think they all need to go. Both sides forgot what they are there for. Not for them, but for us the people! They serve us and represent our wants and desires. Not theirs.
Headso
2012-01-23 04:59:54 PM
Bomb Head Mohammed
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in another context, this is called blaming the rape victim
in that context there is an actual victim though
DoBeDoBeDo
2012-01-23 04:59:56 PM
StrikitRich
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Hello RICO investigation.
HAH Lobbying and Campaign donations are Protected Speech.
RICO only applies if you're screwing some of the people. When you're screwing ALL of the people it's cool.
fusillade762
2012-01-23 05:00:10 PM
Bomb Head Mohammed
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hai! is this the thread where well educated and mostly well paid people who insist they are not hipsters demonize the MPAA/RIAA in a transparently pathetic attempt to rationalize their own massive download stash? Or, as somebody told me in a previous thread in apparent seriousness: "you moran! studies prove that my piracy of anime actually helps anime sales!".
in another context, this is called blaming the rape victim. sure, the mpaa is a particularly sluttily dressed one, but still. unless you can honestly claim to have no blatantly pirated MPAA/RIAA stuff (and of course one or two of you will), really, STFU already.
I've never pirated shiat (unless making mix tapes in the 80s counts), and this behavior sickens me. So you can STFU your own dumbass self.
Incontinental_Drift
2012-01-23 05:00:44 PM
I was happy to create an account over on whitehouse.gov and sign that!
Brother_Mouzone
2012-01-23 05:01:43 PM
well that was easy enough to sign. See you in hell, Dodd.
RandomExcess
2012-01-23 05:03:37 PM
If this rises to the level of bribery in the eye's of Obama's DOJ it the final nail in the his secular fascism. He never should have angered his liberal overlords.
Axissillian
2012-01-23 05:03:41 PM
Really? We are going to honestly respond to a dude with the name Bombhead Mohammad as if was interesting in making a valid point?
GreenSun
2012-01-23 05:03:57 PM
And now that this story made it to Fark, I hope we can once again rely on the "Power of Fark" to push the signatures beyond 25,000 so that this bribe-happy guy can be investigated, put on the spot, and hopefully become an example as to why net censorship isn't such a good idea, especially if it's the result of bribery.
LegacyDL
2012-01-23 05:04:34 PM
All in all can we even point out one artist that is in a financial bind because all their stuff is being pirated? (Difficulty: No porn actresses/actors)
Leeds
2012-01-23 05:04:49 PM
Incontinental_Drift
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I was happy to create an account over on whitehouse.gov and sign that!
Agreed. I signed up for an account there just now for the express reason of signing that petition.
It took about 3 minutes for the confirmation email to come in. All in all it was fast and painless.
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