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(Addicting Info)   After failing to ban Sharia law, the Oklahoma state legislature is ready to solve another non-problem: new bill bans use of aborted fetuses in food. My omelette could really use more embryo   (addictinginfo.org) divider line 125
    More: Dumbass, Oklahoma Legislature, Sharia law, Oklahoma, Oklahoma Republicans, stem cells, embryonic stem cell research, fetus, abortions  
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2012-01-23 12:06:43 PM  
The Oklahoma state legislature is farking worthless.
 
2012-01-23 12:08:28 PM  
A preview of what will happen if the GOP wins in 2012.
 
2012-01-23 12:11:25 PM  
Yeah. This makes sense... somewhere... I think.

WTF is wrong with Republicans? I mean, seriously. Their brains are just not normal.
 
2012-01-23 12:11:55 PM  
this must be the republican jobs plan i've heard so much about.
 
2012-01-23 12:13:54 PM  
This must be what gives Dr Pepper 10 its 10 manly calories.
 
2012-01-23 12:17:15 PM  
FOR EVERY FETUS YOU DON'T EAT OKLAHOMA, I'M GOING TO EAT THREE.
 
2012-01-23 12:20:05 PM  
Please make an exception for Muslim fetuses.
 
2012-01-23 12:21:26 PM  
The goes my Ultra Veal.
 
2012-01-23 12:21:33 PM  
At least they're busy doing this sort of caca instead of raising taxes or doing other such nefarious things.
 
2012-01-23 12:22:28 PM  
OK, seriously, WTF, Republicans? You're just trolling us all, aren't you?
 
2012-01-23 12:27:56 PM  
www.blatherwincerepeat.com

Sheriff Math-YEWW, they gonna EAT ME!! DO SOMETHIN'!!!!
 
2012-01-23 12:28:14 PM  

You can have this fetus when you pry it from my cold dead fork.

OR!


A government small enough to reach into your stomach and pull the dead baby out.
 
2012-01-23 12:39:33 PM  
That's just great, now what the hell am I supposed to have for lunch?
 
2012-01-23 12:40:52 PM  
No more fetusccini?
 
2012-01-23 12:43:59 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Please make an exception for Muslim fetuses.


THIS
 
2012-01-23 12:45:04 PM  

Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: Please make an exception for Muslim fetuses.

THIS


They give me reflux.
 
2012-01-23 12:52:40 PM  

R.A.Danny: They give me reflux.


There's a drug you can take to prevent that, but it's made from the cells of dead Muslim fetuses.
 
2012-01-23 12:58:45 PM  
WE ARE A THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY except with too much food and too many distractions.
 
2012-01-23 01:01:19 PM  

sweetmelissa31: R.A.Danny: They give me reflux.

There's a drug you can take to prevent that, but it's made from the cells of dead Muslim fetuses.


Goodie! I have problems with Mexican as well. Especially since they've cracked down on illegals.
 
2012-01-23 01:03:37 PM  
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/oh so hot
 
2012-01-23 01:06:44 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-23 01:10:28 PM  
file.walagata.com

HA ha! Babies on dowels.
 
2012-01-23 01:15:37 PM  
You can't make an omelet without breaking some...yeah...
 
2012-01-23 01:17:07 PM  
rookery.s3.amazonaws.com

Looks like a good crop this year!
 
2012-01-23 01:23:07 PM  
Ooooh, tricksy Republicans...

BE IT ENACTED BY THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA:
SECTION 1. NEW LAW A new section of law to be codified in the Oklahoma Statutes as Section 1-1150 of Title 63, unless there is created a duplication in numbering, reads as follows:
No person or entity shall manufacture or knowingly sell food or any other product intended for human consumption which contains aborted human fetuses in the ingredients or which used aborted human fetuses in the research or development of any of the ingredients.


You used stem cells researching that pill that cures Alzheimers? Then it's illegal.
 
2012-01-23 01:25:36 PM  

Theaetetus: Ooooh, tricksy Republicans...

BE IT ENACTED BY THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA:
SECTION 1. NEW LAW A new section of law to be codified in the Oklahoma Statutes as Section 1-1150 of Title 63, unless there is created a duplication in numbering, reads as follows:
No person or entity shall manufacture or knowingly sell food or any other product intended for human consumption which contains aborted human fetuses in the ingredients or which used aborted human fetuses in the research or development of any of the ingredients.

You used stem cells researching that pill that cures Alzheimers? Then it's illegal.


... and of course, vote against the bill on those grounds and you're a baby-eating vampire or something.
 
2012-01-23 01:28:36 PM  
Yesssss. Keeping up that all-to-important 0.7 links per year greenlight ratio.
 
2012-01-23 01:34:39 PM  
Oh, for fark's sake...

Who do these shiat kickers think they're fooling with this nonsense?
 
2012-01-23 01:42:41 PM  

keylock71: Oh, for fark's sake...

Who do these shiat kickers think they're fooling with this nonsense?


Their constituents.
 
2012-01-23 01:57:00 PM  
There goes Paula Deen's new cookbook.
 
2012-01-23 01:59:19 PM  
FTFA: It's clear that Republicans are looking to trap Democrats with this bill. On the one hand, if Democrats vote in favor of the bill, Republicans will have succeeded in banning embryonic stem cell research and treatments. On the other hand, if Democrats vote against it, Republicans will accuse Democrats of wanting to eat fetuses. It's a classic Republican tactic.

The Solution: Democratic members should introduce a alternative bill that carefully bans fetuses from food products, while not banning stem cell medicinal research and use. Campaign for the better bill.
 
2012-01-23 02:00:13 PM  
eating aborted fetuses (feti?) is really that prevalent?

I thought only "eating the placenta/afterbirth" was real.
 
2012-01-23 02:01:34 PM  
i.imgur.com

Why does Oklahoma hate Christopher Reeve?
 
2012-01-23 02:04:16 PM  
What do think they mean by 'natural flavors' on food packaging?
That right there is as pure, wholesome & natural as it gets.
 
2012-01-23 02:04:27 PM  
You'll have to pry my California Cheeseburger from my cold, dead hands.

i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-01-23 02:05:44 PM  
What a bunch of f*cking retards.
 
2012-01-23 02:11:16 PM  

R.A.Danny: sweetmelissa31: R.A.Danny: They give me reflux.

There's a drug you can take to prevent that, but it's made from the cells of dead Muslim fetuses.

Goodie! I have problems with Mexican as well. Especially since they've cracked down on illegals.


Don't you folks know Muslim and Mexican fetuses are very expensive?
 
2012-01-23 02:11:16 PM  
Fetus Seymour, Fetus!

www.10zenmonkeys.com
 
2012-01-23 02:11:25 PM  
Hmmm, Oklahoma.

If they prohibited and enforced incest, they would have a deeper impact.
 
2012-01-23 02:14:20 PM  
Personally, I prefer zygotes. They're so tender.
 
2012-01-23 02:16:11 PM  
Ok, it's official. Republicans will believe anything.
 
2012-01-23 02:16:41 PM  

Di Atribe: Personally, I prefer zygotes. They're so tender.


The blastocyst is much better because it's been aged to perfection.
 
2012-01-23 02:17:08 PM  

Somacandra: The Solution: Democratic members should introduce a alternative bill that carefully bans fetuses from food products, while not banning stem cell medicinal research and use. Campaign for the better bill.


A Democrat in Oklahoma is a Republican everywhere else.
 
2012-01-23 02:17:51 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]

Why does Oklahoma hate Christopher Reeve?


Thank you.

I wonder which one of them just saw the South Park episode and felt "There oughta be a law against fetus consumption!!!"
 
2012-01-23 02:18:18 PM  
cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2012-01-23 02:19:39 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Di Atribe: Personally, I prefer zygotes. They're so tender.

The blastocyst is much better because it's been aged to perfection.


f'ing foodie hipsters
 
2012-01-23 02:19:50 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Fetus Seymour, Fetus!

[www.10zenmonkeys.com image 400x300]


That was clever.
 
2012-01-23 02:20:07 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Yeah. This makes sense... somewhere... I think.

WTF is wrong with Republicans? I mean, seriously. Their brains are just not normal.


For whatever reason, that registered in my brain as "their brains are just oatmeal" and I was all set to totally agree with you.

/ Still am.
 
2012-01-23 02:20:59 PM  
a Christian Right anti-abortion group claimed that several major food companies are using embryonic stem cells to enhance the flavor of their products

That's a great urban legend, almost as good as the Mikey pop rocks death or the KFC name change thing...
 
2012-01-23 02:21:07 PM  

Theaetetus: Ooooh, tricksy Republicans...

BE IT ENACTED BY THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA:
SECTION 1. NEW LAW A new section of law to be codified in the Oklahoma Statutes as Section 1-1150 of Title 63, unless there is created a duplication in numbering, reads as follows:
No person or entity shall manufacture or knowingly sell food or any other product intended for human consumption which contains aborted human fetuses in the ingredients or which used aborted human fetuses in the research or development of any of the ingredients.

You used stem cells researching that pill that cures Alzheimers? Then it's illegal.


Stem cells harvested from developing organisms are derived from the embryonic stage, and not from the fetal stage.
 
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