And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn

However, instead of finding the real killer, cancer will simply haunt the golf courses of Florida.

urban.derelict: And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn

You must be a blast to hang with.

Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.

one less incompetent

Sorry for his family though.

Cancer is also the father of Khloe Kardashian.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.

By that account, Cancer is innocent!

Will cancer be arrested in a few years after trying to "reclaim" some memorabilia from his halcyon days before chemotherapy and his buddy Tumor brings a gun to the motel room to.. wait, what were we talking about again?

urban.derelict: And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn

You don't have a lawn. What are you talking about?

Uncle Richard Jr: "Hey Kev, I just want you to know, that whoever did this, let them know, I'm coming to whoop dey ass..."

Kevin: No, Uncle Rich. It was Cancer. My mom died of cancer."

Uncle Richard Jr: "Well you just tell cancer that i'm coming to get him. NOT A GAME. IN JAIL. BY MYSELF. ONE BED. ONE PILLOW. NO PILLOWCASE. WOKE UP. IT WAS EARLY. WENT BACK TO SLEEP. YOU EVER GO NIGHT NIGHT, N*GGA?

Say what you will, but Cancer was a beast back in the day playing for the Buffalo Biopsies

I grew up next door to his younger brother Bill in Cleveland, also a former LA cop, and met Phil on a couple of occasions. I can honestly say I never liked either one of those guys.

urban.derelict: And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn


And dyspeptic ranting blowhards continue to feel the need to weigh in uninvited on what other people believe instead of attending to their own flaws.

Simpson did it!

The cancer is in the white blood cells. I repeat the cancer is in the white blood cells.

I saw cancer playing golf yesterday.

Current Resident: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.

That does not make sense.

Of course it does. The letters in "cancer" are a subset of the letters in "chewbacca" except for an "r" and an "n". See how that works? "Current Resident" of Dumbassville I guess.

Goodbye, incompetent man.

Current Resident: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.

That does not make sense.

Chewbacca = popular nickname for the one Wookie-esque Kardashian sister. There are rumors that one O.J. Simpson is her dad.

Vanatter's father has just filed a civil suit against cancer

Current Resident: gwydion56: Fark comments are supposed to make sense?

Of course not...

TruckeeTrees: "Current Resident" of Dumbassville I guess.

I was simply referencing The Chewbacca defense. (new window)

For what its worth, I got it, and giggled.

dallylamma: Say what you will, but Cancer was a beast back in the day playing for the Buffalo Biopsies

as a golf caddy putting myself through college he came to our club upstate with some local business owners. hell of a nice guy. not only did he tip me a $50, he took the time to put in a good word with my boss. hell of a guy.

/Go Wings!

urban.derelict: And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn

Haters gonna hate, trolls gonna troll.

fhlobb: I grew up next door to his younger brother Bill in Cleveland, also a former LA cop, and met Phil on a couple of occasions. I can honestly say I never liked either one of those guys.

Yeah, I'm guessing you gave back so much more to your local community than they did. Even after retirement.

Current Resident: gwydion56: Fark comments are supposed to make sense?

Of course not...

TruckeeTrees: "Current Resident" of Dumbassville I guess.

I was simply referencing The Chewbacca defense. (new window)

Hmm. Maybe I was a little hasty then.

who served as a lead investigator in the 1994

17 years ago!?

I feel old.

framitz: one less incompetent

Sorry for his family though.

I hate cops as much as most people - maybe even more than most - and I know they lie, but I don't remember this guy being particularly incompetent. I do recall the prosecution team being crap in a sack, but this guy?

gwydion56: Current Resident: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.

That does not make sense.

Fark comments are supposed to make sense?

The Chewbacca Defense never makes sense, even to Han Solo, and his American Medical Association rock band.

Monetize the eschaton!

If the chemo don't fit, you must acquit.

hestheone: framitz: one less incompetent

Sorry for his family though.

I hate cops as much as most people - maybe even more than most - and I know they lie, but I don't remember this guy being particularly incompetent. I do recall the prosecution team being crap in a sack, but this guy?

This guy called his former partner to come to OJ's place and jump the fence to let them in. Some days later, he took a vial of OJ's blood from the downtown police station out to OJ's house and returned with half a vial of blood. Not exactly what most people would call good policework.

Magorn: it's proof he doesn't exist?

utter f*cking retards not unlike yourself don't even see the material flaw in your argument.

It's not up to me to prove he doesn't exist. It's up to you to prove he does. Dipsh*t.

Another flaw in your argument: You can't prove things don't exist; you can only prove things that do exist. How can you be certain I don't have an invisible pink unicorn in my garage? What if i swore I had one in there?

/you're all f*cking retards
//why not believe in zeus or thor or odin
/thankfully humanity been whittled down from belief in many gods to belief in just one (roman catholic garbage: 1 god/3 separate entities)
/I say again: you're all f*cking retards
_{//you never see a bumper sticker that says 'save the melanoma'}
//none of you are so important as to warrant an 'eternal afterlife,' and even if you were that doesn't automatically make one; you just can't cope with your own mortality
/guilt is a powerful motivator

Mr. Titanium: hestheone: framitz: one less incompetent

Sorry for his family though.

I hate cops as much as most people - maybe even more than most - and I know they lie, but I don't remember this guy being particularly incompetent. I do recall the prosecution team being crap in a sack, but this guy?

This guy called his former partner to come to OJ's place and jump the fence to let them in. Some days later, he took a vial of OJ's blood from the downtown police station out to OJ's house and returned with half a vial of blood. Not exactly what most people would call good policework.

Sounds like standard police work as I understand it.

urban.derelict: Magorn:
/you're all f*cking retards
//why not believe in zeus or thor or odin
/thankfully humanity been whittled down from belief in many gods to belief in just one (roman catholic garbage: 1 god/3 separate entities)
/I say again: you're all f*cking retards
//you never see a bumper sticker that says 'save the melanoma'
//none of you are so important as to warrant an 'eternal afterlife,' and even if you were that doesn't automatically make one; you just can't cope with your own mortality
/guilt is a powerful motivator

Hey, I believe in Thor.

Can't we get some good ol' white knighting for van Atter, like he's a Joe Pa kinda guy?

Mr. Titanium: hestheone: framitz: one less incompetent

Sorry for his family though.

I hate cops as much as most people - maybe even more than most - and I know they lie, but I don't remember this guy being particularly incompetent. I do recall the prosecution team being crap in a sack, but this guy?

This guy called his former partner to come to OJ's place and jump the fence to let them in. Some days later, he took a vial of OJ's blood from the downtown police station out to OJ's house and returned with half a vial of blood. Not exactly what most people would call good policework.

Perhaps, if those things had actually happened in the way you describe. Of course, in the real world....