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(Yahoo)   LAPD detective Phillp Vanatter, who led the OJ Simpson investigation, has died at age 70 from cancer. However, cancer released a statement today denying involvement in Vanatter's death and vowing to find the real killer   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 54
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2012-01-23 01:34:53 PM
Cancer has also announced the publication of a book "If I Killed Him", a completely fictional account of the death of Vannater as if cancer had killed him. Which it didn't.
 
2012-01-23 03:39:03 PM
I heard cancer is a spokesman for Hertz rental cars...
 
2012-01-23 03:42:06 PM
"Led" not "Lead".
 
2012-01-23 03:43:42 PM
Subby owes me a new keyboard.
 
2012-01-23 03:44:00 PM
And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn
 
2012-01-23 03:44:22 PM
However, instead of finding the real killer, cancer will simply haunt the golf courses of Florida.
 
2012-01-23 03:46:55 PM

urban.derelict: And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn


You must be a blast to hang with.
 
2012-01-23 03:47:38 PM
Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.
 
2012-01-23 03:50:13 PM
one less incompetent

Sorry for his family though.
 
2012-01-23 03:50:18 PM
Cancer is also the father of Khloe Kardashian.
 
2012-01-23 03:50:58 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.


By that account, Cancer is innocent!
 
2012-01-23 03:52:35 PM
Will cancer be arrested in a few years after trying to "reclaim" some memorabilia from his halcyon days before chemotherapy and his buddy Tumor brings a gun to the motel room to.. wait, what were we talking about again?
 
2012-01-23 03:53:12 PM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-01-23 03:53:15 PM

urban.derelict: And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn


You don't have a lawn. What are you talking about?
 
2012-01-23 03:54:15 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.


That does not make sense.
 
2012-01-23 03:55:14 PM
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Uncle Richard Jr: "Hey Kev, I just want you to know, that whoever did this, let them know, I'm coming to whoop dey ass..."

Kevin: No, Uncle Rich. It was Cancer. My mom died of cancer."

Uncle Richard Jr: "Well you just tell cancer that i'm coming to get him. NOT A GAME. IN JAIL. BY MYSELF. ONE BED. ONE PILLOW. NO PILLOWCASE. WOKE UP. IT WAS EARLY. WENT BACK TO SLEEP. YOU EVER GO NIGHT NIGHT, N*GGA?
 
2012-01-23 03:55:19 PM
Say what you will, but Cancer was a beast back in the day playing for the Buffalo Biopsies
 
2012-01-23 03:55:42 PM
I grew up next door to his younger brother Bill in Cleveland, also a former LA cop, and met Phil on a couple of occasions. I can honestly say I never liked either one of those guys.
 
2012-01-23 03:56:01 PM

Current Resident: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.

That does not make sense.


Fark comments are supposed to make sense?
 
2012-01-23 03:56:26 PM

urban.derelict: And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn



And dyspeptic ranting blowhards continue to feel the need to weigh in uninvited on what other people believe instead of attending to their own flaws.
 
2012-01-23 03:56:29 PM

urban.derelict: And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn


Ahhh So because the Almighty doesn't run the world the way You personally think it should be run, it's proof he doesn't exist? While I appreciate your evangelical zeal, I'm not sure that argument will win you many converts. Especially when posting it in an only marginally related thread makes you look a lot like an Atheist version of Bevets.
 
2012-01-23 03:56:36 PM
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Simpson did it!
 
2012-01-23 03:57:21 PM
The cancer is in the white blood cells. I repeat the cancer is in the white blood cells.
 
2012-01-23 03:58:41 PM
I saw cancer playing golf yesterday.
 
2012-01-23 03:58:48 PM

Current Resident: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.

That does not make sense.


Of course it does. The letters in "cancer" are a subset of the letters in "chewbacca" except for an "r" and an "n". See how that works? "Current Resident" of Dumbassville I guess.
 
2012-01-23 04:06:31 PM
I can't wait for cancer to get caught stealing sports memorabilia in Vegas.
 
2012-01-23 04:07:01 PM
Goodbye, incompetent man.
 
2012-01-23 04:08:19 PM

gwydion56: Fark comments are supposed to make sense?


Of course not...

TruckeeTrees: "Current Resident" of Dumbassville I guess.


I was simply referencing The Chewbacca defense. (new window)
 
jty
2012-01-23 04:08:59 PM

Current Resident: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.

That does not make sense.


Chewbacca = popular nickname for the one Wookie-esque Kardashian sister. There are rumors that one O.J. Simpson is her dad.
 
2012-01-23 04:09:28 PM
Vanatter's father has just filed a civil suit against cancer
 
2012-01-23 04:09:31 PM

urban.derelict: And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn


Someone didn't get that pony for Christmas.
 
2012-01-23 04:10:20 PM

Current Resident: gwydion56: Fark comments are supposed to make sense?

Of course not...

TruckeeTrees: "Current Resident" of Dumbassville I guess.

I was simply referencing The Chewbacca defense. (new window)


For what its worth, I got it, and giggled.
 
2012-01-23 04:12:00 PM

dallylamma: Say what you will, but Cancer was a beast back in the day playing for the Buffalo Biopsies


as a golf caddy putting myself through college he came to our club upstate with some local business owners. hell of a nice guy. not only did he tip me a $50, he took the time to put in a good word with my boss. hell of a guy.

/Go Wings!
 
2012-01-23 04:30:32 PM

urban.derelict: And yet retards still believe in god.

Despite retarded palin babies being born.

Despite infectious diseases.

Despite the fact that 100% of humans die.

Some people would rather continue to believe in fairy tales, despite the fact they have grown up.

/get the f*ck off my lawn


Haters gonna hate, trolls gonna troll.
 
2012-01-23 04:31:23 PM

fhlobb: I grew up next door to his younger brother Bill in Cleveland, also a former LA cop, and met Phil on a couple of occasions. I can honestly say I never liked either one of those guys.


Yeah, I'm guessing you gave back so much more to your local community than they did. Even after retirement.
 
2012-01-23 04:34:09 PM
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2012-01-23 04:52:33 PM

Current Resident: gwydion56: Fark comments are supposed to make sense?

Of course not...

TruckeeTrees: "Current Resident" of Dumbassville I guess.

I was simply referencing The Chewbacca defense. (new window)


Hmm. Maybe I was a little hasty then.
 
2012-01-23 04:55:17 PM
who served as a lead investigator in the 1994

17 years ago!?

I feel old.
 
2012-01-23 05:01:10 PM

framitz: one less incompetent

Sorry for his family though.


I hate cops as much as most people - maybe even more than most - and I know they lie, but I don't remember this guy being particularly incompetent. I do recall the prosecution team being crap in a sack, but this guy?
 
2012-01-23 05:04:15 PM
He also never reported the sexual abuse at his university. The bastard of him.
 
2012-01-23 05:21:16 PM

gwydion56: Current Resident: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Cancer also reportedly rumored to be Chewbacca's biological father.

That does not make sense.

Fark comments are supposed to make sense?


The Chewbacca Defense never makes sense, even to Han Solo, and his American Medical Association rock band.

Monetize the eschaton!
 
2012-01-23 05:41:45 PM
If the chemo don't fit, you must acquit.
 
2012-01-23 05:42:00 PM

hestheone: framitz: one less incompetent

Sorry for his family though.

I hate cops as much as most people - maybe even more than most - and I know they lie, but I don't remember this guy being particularly incompetent. I do recall the prosecution team being crap in a sack, but this guy?


This guy called his former partner to come to OJ's place and jump the fence to let them in. Some days later, he took a vial of OJ's blood from the downtown police station out to OJ's house and returned with half a vial of blood. Not exactly what most people would call good policework.
 
2012-01-23 06:06:22 PM
The hospital to be robbed of samples (of the cancer during its glory days) taken from Vanatter in 3, 2...
 
2012-01-23 06:11:30 PM

Magorn: it's proof he doesn't exist?


utter f*cking retards not unlike yourself don't even see the material flaw in your argument.

It's not up to me to prove he doesn't exist. It's up to you to prove he does. Dipsh*t.

Another flaw in your argument: You can't prove things don't exist; you can only prove things that do exist. How can you be certain I don't have an invisible pink unicorn in my garage? What if i swore I had one in there?

/you're all f*cking retards
//why not believe in zeus or thor or odin
/thankfully humanity been whittled down from belief in many gods to belief in just one (roman catholic garbage: 1 god/3 separate entities)
/I say again: you're all f*cking retards
//you never see a bumper sticker that says 'save the melanoma'

//none of you are so important as to warrant an 'eternal afterlife,' and even if you were that doesn't automatically make one; you just can't cope with your own mortality
/guilt is a powerful motivator
 
2012-01-23 06:14:13 PM

Mr. Titanium: hestheone: framitz: one less incompetent

Sorry for his family though.

I hate cops as much as most people - maybe even more than most - and I know they lie, but I don't remember this guy being particularly incompetent. I do recall the prosecution team being crap in a sack, but this guy?

This guy called his former partner to come to OJ's place and jump the fence to let them in. Some days later, he took a vial of OJ's blood from the downtown police station out to OJ's house and returned with half a vial of blood. Not exactly what most people would call good policework.


Sounds like standard police work as I understand it.
 
2012-01-23 07:41:17 PM

cgraves67: However, instead of finding the real killer, cancer will simply haunt the golf courses of Florida.


That's okay, cancer will eventually make the mistake of pulling a gun in a Vegas casino and wind up doing 9-30 in a Nevada prison.
 
2012-01-23 08:46:41 PM

urban.derelict: Magorn:
/you're all f*cking retards
//why not believe in zeus or thor or odin
/thankfully humanity been whittled down from belief in many gods to belief in just one (roman catholic garbage: 1 god/3 separate entities)
/I say again: you're all f*cking retards
//you never see a bumper sticker that says 'save the melanoma'
//none of you are so important as to warrant an 'eternal afterlife,' and even if you were that doesn't automatically make one; you just can't cope with your own mortality
/guilt is a powerful motivator


Hey, I believe in Thor.

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2012-01-23 09:22:08 PM
Can't we get some good ol' white knighting for van Atter, like he's a Joe Pa kinda guy?
 
2012-01-23 10:04:28 PM

Mr. Titanium: hestheone: framitz: one less incompetent

Sorry for his family though.

I hate cops as much as most people - maybe even more than most - and I know they lie, but I don't remember this guy being particularly incompetent. I do recall the prosecution team being crap in a sack, but this guy?

This guy called his former partner to come to OJ's place and jump the fence to let them in. Some days later, he took a vial of OJ's blood from the downtown police station out to OJ's house and returned with half a vial of blood. Not exactly what most people would call good policework.


Perhaps, if those things had actually happened in the way you describe. Of course, in the real world....
 
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