Is there some sort of Douchebag Academy where people like K-Fed learn to do that backward-sideways-peace sign gesture any time they're being photographed? And is it necessary to make that pouty little fish-mouth expression, too? What are they imagining that looks like?

Huh... the putz has to go to the Antipodes to find air/press time. Yeah dude, your 15 min are so up, like ten years ago.

raptusregaliter: Huh... the putz has to go to the Antipodes to find air/press time. Yeah dude, your 15 min are so up, like ten years ago.

raptusregaliter: Huh... the putz has to go to the Antipodes to find air/press time. Yeah dude, your 15 min are so up, like ten years ago.

but the Fark... she never forgets!

/wonders if his kick and watch game are still 'ridiculous'

Missing also was the story about how last week, Kevin had complained that he had developed hard disk-shaped nodules on the inside of his hands.

"They're called callouses." said the director, "They appear on the hands of hard-working laborers from handling shovels, picks, spatulas, weights, etc. It means you work hard."

"Make them go away!!", whined Kevin. "The ladies, they like smooth hands."

/the situation was real, only an former-employee was replaced with Kevin for added effect.

playblu: A 33-year-old with (sniff Nom, nom, nom) a heart attack? What (sniff) could possibly cause that?



FIXED

Rollin' DOA
Wut?
Rollin' DOA

33 and a heart attack? I think I will put down this bag of cheese puffs I've been munching on now.

What is he famous for again? Not being snarky. Seriously. I just can't remember.

Persnickety: What is he famous for again? Not being snarky. Seriously. I just can't remember how to use Google.

ftfy

Rubber Biscuit: Persnickety: What is he famous for again? Not being snarky. Seriously. I just can't remember how am too lazy to use Google.

ftfy

ftfy&m

Flash_NYC: Missing also was the story about how last week, Kevin had complained that he had developed hard disk-shaped nodules on the inside of his hands.

"They're called callouses." said the director, "They appear on the hands of hard-working laborers from handling shovels, picks, spatulas, weights, etc. It means you work hard."

"Make them go away!!", whined Kevin. "The ladies, they like smooth hands."

/the situation was real, only an former-employee was replaced with Kevin for added effect.

Sounds like a person we got rid of last year. He wanted to sue the company for not providing work gloves for him.

That would be "Popozaouch", Subby. If you're gonna go digging for a K-Fed reference, at least get the spelling right.

In other news, fame is a sexually transmitted disease now.

This is exactly the sound I made when I once trapped my balls in between the wooden slats on one of those chairs.

I was so very scared.

ecmoRandomNumbers: groppet: Flash_NYC: Missing also was the story about how last week, Kevin had complained that he had developed hard disk-shaped nodules on the inside of his hands.

"They're called callouses." said the director, "They appear on the hands of hard-working laborers from handling shovels, picks, spatulas, weights, etc. It means you work hard."

"Make them go away!!", whined Kevin. "The ladies, they like smooth hands."

/the situation was real, only an former-employee was replaced with Kevin for added effect.

Sounds like a person we got rid of last year. He wanted to sue the company for not providing work gloves for him.

Well, if it's a job involving feces or nuclear material, I can understand.

Nuclear feces, actually. You don't want to know.