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5366 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Jan 2012 at 11:43 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-01-23 11:49:53 AM  
Is there some sort of Douchebag Academy where people like K-Fed learn to do that backward-sideways-peace sign gesture any time they're being photographed? And is it necessary to make that pouty little fish-mouth expression, too? What are they imagining that looks like?
 
2012-01-23 11:54:21 AM  
A 33-year-old with (sniff) a heart attack? What (sniff) could possibly cause that?
 
2012-01-23 11:55:44 AM  
Huh... the putz has to go to the Antipodes to find air/press time. Yeah dude, your 15 min are so up, like ten years ago.
 
2012-01-23 12:04:51 PM  

raptusregaliter: Huh... the putz has to go to the Antipodes to find air/press time. Yeah dude, your 15 min are so up, like ten years ago.


raptusregaliter: Huh... the putz has to go to the Antipodes to find air/press time. Yeah dude, your 15 min are so up, like ten years ago.


but the Fark... she never forgets!

/wonders if his kick and watch game are still 'ridiculous'
 
2012-01-23 12:07:14 PM  
"A spokesman for Channel Nine said today's reality drama surrounding Federline was "definitely, positively" not a PR stunt"
 
2012-01-23 12:08:03 PM  
Missing also was the story about how last week, Kevin had complained that he had developed hard disk-shaped nodules on the inside of his hands.

"They're called callouses." said the director, "They appear on the hands of hard-working laborers from handling shovels, picks, spatulas, weights, etc. It means you work hard."

"Make them go away!!", whined Kevin. "The ladies, they like smooth hands."

/the situation was real, only an former-employee was replaced with Kevin for added effect.
 
2012-01-23 12:12:04 PM  

playblu: A 33-year-old with (sniff Nom, nom, nom) a heart attack? What (sniff) could possibly cause that?


i.imgur.com

FIXED
 
2012-01-23 12:13:42 PM  
Rollin' DOA
Wut?
Rollin' DOA
 
2012-01-23 12:19:44 PM  
K Fed was merely showcasing his new musical style, "skip-flop", where the heart skips a beat then flops around like a dying fish -- see also "dub-fib".
 
2012-01-23 12:33:54 PM  
33 and a heart attack? I think I will put down this bag of cheese puffs I've been munching on now.
 
2012-01-23 12:36:49 PM  
What is he famous for again? Not being snarky. Seriously. I just can't remember.
 
2012-01-23 12:45:13 PM  

Persnickety: What is he famous for again? Not being snarky. Seriously. I just can't remember how to use Google.


ftfy
 
2012-01-23 01:10:32 PM  

Persnickety: What is he famous for again?


Doing what many Farkers dreamed of doing.
 
2012-01-23 01:12:43 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: Persnickety: What is he famous for again? Not being snarky. Seriously. I just can't remember how am too lazy to use Google.

ftfy


ftfy&m
 
2012-01-23 01:37:04 PM  

Flash_NYC: Missing also was the story about how last week, Kevin had complained that he had developed hard disk-shaped nodules on the inside of his hands.

"They're called callouses." said the director, "They appear on the hands of hard-working laborers from handling shovels, picks, spatulas, weights, etc. It means you work hard."

"Make them go away!!", whined Kevin. "The ladies, they like smooth hands."

/the situation was real, only an former-employee was replaced with Kevin for added effect.


Sounds like a person we got rid of last year. He wanted to sue the company for not providing work gloves for him.
 
2012-01-23 02:16:42 PM  

groppet: Flash_NYC: Missing also was the story about how last week, Kevin had complained that he had developed hard disk-shaped nodules on the inside of his hands.

"They're called callouses." said the director, "They appear on the hands of hard-working laborers from handling shovels, picks, spatulas, weights, etc. It means you work hard."

"Make them go away!!", whined Kevin. "The ladies, they like smooth hands."

/the situation was real, only an former-employee was replaced with Kevin for added effect.

Sounds like a person we got rid of last year. He wanted to sue the company for not providing work gloves for him.


Well, if it's a job involving feces or nuclear material, I can understand.
 
2012-01-23 02:21:08 PM  
 
2012-01-23 03:20:53 PM  

eddievercetti: This is for those not in the know.


I still say the refrain isn't "Popo Zao" but rather "Pollo Yo Tengo".

Which means "I have chicken."
 
2012-01-23 07:25:03 PM  
That would be "Popozaouch", Subby. If you're gonna go digging for a K-Fed reference, at least get the spelling right.
 
2012-01-23 08:03:57 PM  
In other news, fame is a sexually transmitted disease now.
 
2012-01-23 10:40:07 PM  
This is exactly the sound I made when I once trapped my balls in between the wooden slats on one of those chairs.

I was so very scared.
 
2012-01-24 01:40:36 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: groppet: Flash_NYC: Missing also was the story about how last week, Kevin had complained that he had developed hard disk-shaped nodules on the inside of his hands.

"They're called callouses." said the director, "They appear on the hands of hard-working laborers from handling shovels, picks, spatulas, weights, etc. It means you work hard."

"Make them go away!!", whined Kevin. "The ladies, they like smooth hands."

/the situation was real, only an former-employee was replaced with Kevin for added effect.

Sounds like a person we got rid of last year. He wanted to sue the company for not providing work gloves for him.

Well, if it's a job involving feces or nuclear material, I can understand.


Nuclear feces, actually. You don't want to know.
 
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