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Jim Carrey's daughter got her golden ticket to Hollywood after auditioning for American Idol in San Diego. There is one serious flaw that could spell doom, she's the spitting image of Miley Cyrus. (pics, vid)
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dletter
2012-01-23 11:59:31 AM
Because, obviously, the daughter of Jim Carrey needs the magic ticket of American Idol to make it in Hollywood.
DjangoStonereaver
2012-01-23 12:18:58 PM
And the producers had no idea she was auditioning.
Suuurrrreeeee................
vudukungfu
2012-01-23 12:21:32 PM
He an Miley should make a
over there?
you want me to sit over there?
VictoryCabal
2012-01-23 12:23:11 PM
Disgusting, trading on her father's fame that way. Why can't she make it strictly on her own talent, like Will Smith's kids?
DarthBrooks
2012-01-23 12:35:12 PM
Picking the right parents? #WINNING
borg
2012-01-23 12:48:45 PM
She said she wanted to do this on her own with out her dads help yet the first thing she did was to tell them who she was.. Remember me Jenny?? you worked with my dad on In living color... My dad's is Jim Carrey
shaft6969
2012-01-23 01:12:47 PM
except she really doesn't look much like miley at all... other than that, sure...
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-23 01:16:16 PM
I don't know. If someone told me they were Jim Carrey's kid, I think that would count as a strike against them.
Schroepnuts
2012-01-23 01:22:20 PM
she looks like she ate miley cyrus
Cheron
2012-01-23 01:25:03 PM
Billy Ray you have some splanin' to do.
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-01-23 01:27:45 PM
I disagree subby. Carrey's daughter has much nicer teeth.
lilplatinum
2012-01-23 01:28:44 PM
Mr. Parker
2012-01-23 01:29:39 PM
Two miley's could fit in there
Kazaa
2012-01-23 01:29:49 PM
She looks nothing like Jenny McCarthy.
Fark_Guy_Rob
2012-01-23 01:29:55 PM
Actually - I gotta say - without know much else about the story; I like this girl a lot.
She's 24. And I haven't seen or heard of her before. Her Dad wasn't pushing her into movies he directed or anything like (like that crappy Karate Kid remake or countless other examples).
It also says she works. As a waitress.
How many actors with as much success as Jim Carrey have children who work? And I don't mean some awesome B.S. job I've seen kids get because of their successful parents....but a real job. A regular job.
And instead of getting her Dad and his connections to land her a music deal - she's on American Idol. A *contest* where people get to vote to decide the winner.
That's awesome.
eas81
2012-01-23 01:32:25 PM
vudukungfu
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He an Miley should make a
over there?
you want me to sit over there?
Um Miley's 18 so if your talking about next in line you'll have to get behind me.
kingoomieiii
2012-01-23 01:32:46 PM
Kazaa
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She looks nothing like Jenny McCarthy.
I should hope not.
Dr J Zoidberg
2012-01-23 01:33:42 PM
Uh, subtard...
Phoenix_M
2012-01-23 01:35:56 PM
lilplatinum
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[img.perthstreetbikes.com image 400x300]
But her daughter isn't too old...
Dialectic
2012-01-23 01:36:54 PM
Jennifer Lopez recalled seeing Jane as a
2-year-old
, during the time J
-Lo and Jim worked together on the 90′s comedy series In Living Color
.
Translation: Old like old like the 1990s.
indarwinsshadow
2012-01-23 01:37:06 PM
Just a quick check of the website celebritynetworth shows that Jim Carrey is worth $150 million dollars. Either he's one hell of a cheapskate, or he tried to ground his daughter in reality. I don't know. When you're worth that much though wouldn't ordinary life be unobtainable?
NashMcNash
2012-01-23 01:37:41 PM
Why is Jim Carrey's daughter a waitress? If I were Jim Carrey's daughter, I'd never leave the couch.
turbidum
2012-01-23 01:39:56 PM
Fark_Guy_Rob
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Actually - I gotta say - without know much else about the story; I like this girl a lot.
She's 24. And I haven't seen or heard of her before. Her Dad wasn't pushing her into movies he directed or anything like (like that crappy Karate Kid remake or countless other examples).
It also says she works. As a waitress.
How many actors with as much success as Jim Carrey have children who work? And I don't mean some awesome B.S. job I've seen kids get because of their successful parents....but a real job. A regular job.
And instead of getting her Dad and his connections to land her a music deal - she's on American Idol. A *contest* where people get to vote to decide the winner.
That's awesome.
Don't worry. She doesn't make it to the point where the public gets to vote (at least according to the usually accurate spoilers floating around).
eas81
2012-01-23 01:40:59 PM
Fark_Guy_Rob
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Actually - I gotta say - without know much else about the story; I like this girl a lot.
She's 24. And I haven't seen or heard of her before. Her Dad wasn't pushing her into movies he directed or anything like (like that crappy Karate Kid remake or countless other examples).
It also says she works. As a waitress.
How many actors with as much success as Jim Carrey have children who work? And I don't mean some awesome B.S. job I've seen kids get because of their successful parents....but a real job. A regular job.
And instead of getting her Dad and his connections to land her a music deal - she's on American Idol. A *contest* where people get to vote to decide the winner.
That's awesome.
Here's the rebuttle:
The Jane Carrey Band
(new window)
velvet_fog
2012-01-23 01:49:44 PM
DarthBrooks
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[images.hollywood.com image 625x500]
Picking the right parents? #WINNING
Atomic Spunk
2012-01-23 01:55:43 PM
Her auditions wasn't really bad, but it wasn't very good either. Semi-decent voice, but absolutely no charisma or presentation skills. Had she not been a celebrity's daughter, there's no way in hell they would have given her that ticket to Hollywood. And Jim Carrey sounded really uncomfortable. It was a really awkward moment.
Honest Bender
2012-01-23 01:59:56 PM
A friend of mine used to swim competitively in high school. She also used to swim with Jim Carry's daughter.
/end random "story" bro.
SuburbanCowboy
2012-01-23 02:01:27 PM
Looks more like Allison Pill than Miley Cyrus.
Alphax
2012-01-23 02:01:52 PM
She seems nice, and well adjusted.
SuburbanCowboy
2012-01-23 02:08:15 PM
She has a band "The Jane Carrey Band" and they have a video on youtube.
Link
(new window)
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
2012-01-23 02:09:17 PM
Except Jane Carrey doesn't have a farked up inbred face/grill like Miley.
Miley has the distinct honor of having an off-center grill (ala Tom Cruise) with a few bizarrely shaped nublet teeth, and a pancake face that looks like someone pounded her in the face with a frying pan until all the facial features kind of mushed together. She is the very definition of "brown bagger"
/why yes, i did just white knight Jim Carrey's daughter
FuryOfFirestorm
2012-01-23 02:11:45 PM
Jakob Dylan and Lisa Marie Presley are getting a kick out of this.
bhcompy
2012-01-23 02:14:16 PM
Dr J Zoidberg
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Uh, subtard...
[www.bittenandbound.com image 445x319]
[img151.imageshack.us image 250x250]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 437x519]
Face much?
MaxxLarge
2012-01-23 02:17:21 PM
SuburbanCowboy
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She has a band "The Jane Carrey Band" and they have a video on youtube.
Link (new window)
Not bad.
Neither is the song.
Dr J Zoidberg
2012-01-23 02:17:44 PM
bhcompy
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Dr J Zoidberg: Uh, subtard...
[www.bittenandbound.com image 445x319]
[img151.imageshack.us image 250x250]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 437x519]
Face much?
Yes they have very similar faces. A spitting image from the neck down, that does not make.
reverend maynard
2012-01-23 02:20:34 PM
The headline had so much potential. There is copious amounts of material to draw from. Off of the top of my head I would have even settled for:
1) Jim Carrey's daughter auditions for American Idol....All righty then.
2) Answer: what is Jim Carreys daughters audition on AI. Question Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
etc. etc and so fourth.
bhcompy
2012-01-23 02:21:04 PM
Dr J Zoidberg
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bhcompy: Dr J Zoidberg: Uh, subtard...
[www.bittenandbound.com image 445x319]
[img151.imageshack.us image 250x250]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 437x519]
Face much?
Yes they have very similar faces. A spitting image from the neck down, that does not make.
And who said that? No one. The primary picture on the article is a face picture. You're just being a contrarian asshole.
Profedius
2012-01-23 02:23:20 PM
She seems really nice with a good personality and she has a very good singing voice, but she is just a touch on the heavy side too heavy for me to find her attractive.
zez
2012-01-23 02:28:53 PM
SuburbanCowboy
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She has a band "The Jane Carrey Band" and they have a video on youtube.
Link (new window)
Reminds me a bit of The Sundays
Shabash
2012-01-23 02:29:30 PM
FuryOfFirestorm
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Jakob Dylan and Lisa Marie Presley are getting a kick out of this.
Along with Nancy and Frank Sinatra Jr., Liza Minnelli, Wilson Phillips, Julian and Sean Lennon, David Cassidy, Hank Williams Jr. (and III), etc., etc., etc.
MaxxLarge
2012-01-23 02:30:10 PM
Profedius
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She seems really nice with a good personality and she has a very good singing voice, but she is just a touch on the heavy side too heavy for me to find her attractive.
Translation: "I care nothing for who a person is inside, and I only like their outsides up to a certain arbitrary number of pounds. I am a shallow, callous bastard, you see."
I think she's spunky, fun, sweet, and adorable. And her music video reminds me of equal parts frente! and The Sundays, both of whom I love.
Boondock3806
2012-01-23 02:31:56 PM
Atomic Spunk
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Her auditions wasn't really bad, but it wasn't very good either. Semi-decent voice, but absolutely no charisma or presentation skills. Had she not been a celebrity's daughter, there's no way in hell they would have given her that ticket to Hollywood. And Jim Carrey sounded really uncomfortable. It was a really awkward moment.
Yea, I like how they had her talking about not wanting to use her family name for success, but there was dialogue about it before the singing. All three seemed pretty uncomfortable evaluating her performance and trying to justify the yes vote to themselves. No way anyone else with the identical performance makes it.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-01-23 02:41:58 PM
If she had waited, she could have been a walk-on for the Ravens.
hailin
2012-01-23 02:47:28 PM
Obviously she isn't a very good singer if, even using her father's connections in the industry, she isn't already a singer. Though I do find it bizarre that they claim they are a close father/daughter and she's working as a waitress. If my parents had $150 million I guarantee I'd have gone to an Ivy League school and would have at least a 6-figure income by now.
/Doubt I'll ever make 6-figures a year
GungFu
2012-01-23 02:47:46 PM
Honest Bender
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A friend of mine used to swim competitively in high school.
She also used to swim with Jim Carry's daughter.
/end random "story" bro.
Used her as a floatation device?
p the boiler
2012-01-23 02:47:59 PM
Profedius
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She seems really nice with a good personality and she has a very good singing voice, but she is just a touch on the heavy side too heavy for me to find her attractive.
she has a round face and isn't remotely too heavy - she is probably about 140 tops.
I wouldn't throw her out of bed - my wife might though
hailin
2012-01-23 02:49:42 PM
p the boiler
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I wouldn't throw her out of bed - my wife might though
Man, your wife has high standards.
/Giggity
bhcompy
2012-01-23 02:58:13 PM
hailin
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Though I do find it bizarre that they claim they are a close father/daughter and she's working as a waitress. If my parents had $150 million I guarantee I'd have gone to an Ivy League school and would have at least a 6-figure income by now.
That's a sign of good parenting.
dogette
2012-01-23 03:04:23 PM
She cute. She seems like a regular girl.
DjangoStonereaver
2012-01-23 03:11:11 PM
Fark_Guy_Rob
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And instead of getting her Dad and his connections to land her a music deal - she's on American Idol. A *contest* where
people get to vote to
the producers
decide the winner.
and make people think its an actual contest.
FTFY
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