Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn - Ia!

Repeat.

FTFA:

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"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" of course!!!

fbxrd

tl;dr

Pie Jesu Domine
Dona eis requiem".
*thunk*

"Well a berry berry heavy uh heavy da brotation tonight. We had a very deris, derrison but lets go a het terris chasin los for the bit hand the pet."

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That story of a painful love, even if its nose was full, put the candle somewhere outside the entryway, driving the inmates to drink.

Hey, someone spilled herp derp all over my lorem ipsum.

I thought the headline was Gabby Gifford's farewell speech.

You need TurboTranslate 3000 for this one:

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

klaatu barada nikto

I was thinking the same thing.

Brutus adsum jam forte,
Caesar adarat.
Brutus sic in omnibus,
Caesar sic inat.

O civile si ergo! Fortibus es in aro. O nobili demis trux. Vatis inem? Causand dux.

Mirab, his sails unfurled.

Flummoxed

Well, talk about stating the obvious.

Did anyone else find this article difficult to fap to?

markie_farkie: ... four times the armpits ...

Four times the asses.

Makes more sense than a lot of other newspaper stories I've read. And much more sense than some Fark headlines.

markie_farkie: Kredal: That's exactly what it is. Link (new window)

I'm familiar with lorem ipsum, just never saw the combination used in TFA before..

That would make a great April Fools Fark prank.. Randomly convert comments to snippets of that throughout the day!!

I prefer the Dialectizer myself.

Doof god deena tack!

I prefer Bacon Ipsum:

Pork brisket cow meatloaf strip steak fatback. Rump pancetta tenderloin chuck ham salami short ribs ground round sausage. Venison pork fatback boudin, swine drumstick pork loin pork belly tenderloin. T-bone rump pork chop bresaola, fatback boudin chicken meatloaf. Tail rump pork loin salami, shank strip steak meatloaf boudin ham pork chop beef ribs chicken. Andouille cow boudin short ribs, bacon swine fatback. T-bone drumstick meatloaf strip steak, pastrami tenderloin beef.

Andouille chicken bresaola t-bone, tongue swine ball tip meatloaf tri-tip flank ham. Short loin spare ribs strip steak, tail turkey bresaola pastrami drumstick sausage rump tenderloin jowl jerky. Bresaola tongue hamburger swine flank, tri-tip shoulder. Biltong ground round strip steak brisket pork loin venison sirloin andouille corned beef meatball bresaola, chuck swine flank. Rump tail venison sirloin, ham cow sausage t-bone short loin shankle. Beef ribs turkey brisket biltong tri-tip. Biltong rump ham hock, shoulder ribeye short loin boudin sirloin sausage shankle pig meatloaf chuck short ribs fatback.

Shank bresaola fatback, cow sirloin bacon chuck tenderloin turkey venison pork loin pig sausage. Tenderloin biltong pork loin shoulder. Rump strip steak fatback beef, ground round sirloin shoulder pork belly salami ham hock turkey pork chop pig tail pastrami. Fatback ground round meatball tongue jerky shankle tenderloin. Tongue salami chuck meatball shank short ribs, brisket spare ribs sirloin tri-tip pig bacon ball tip corned beef. Fatback pancetta jerky rump andouille cow tenderloin, short loin pork loin tail swine ribeye spare ribs. Shoulder pork ball tip meatloaf boudin drumstick.

Pork chop shoulder pork loin shank cow, beef ribs shankle pancetta pork belly. Venison pork loin ham hock tongue. Short ribs jerky t-bone andouille tail pig. Chicken shoulder chuck, jerky meatball brisket andouille tri-tip flank ground round boudin tenderloin swine. Cow meatball ground round, jerky boudin ham shankle short ribs beef short loin beef ribs pork chop rump tenderloin. Pastrami andouille meatloaf beef tail sirloin. Pig ham hock jerky, meatball meatloaf cow salami fatback.

Spare ribs pork tenderloin shoulder ham hock t-bone. Swine rump sirloin turkey tenderloin salami short loin chicken, strip steak pork chop. Beef ribs ribeye drumstick, ham hock salami spare ribs pancetta meatloaf. Chuck hamburger jerky sausage, tongue beef cow ball tip strip steak swine ham hock venison shankle turkey ribeye. Pastrami meatball tenderloin, ham turkey chuck beef ribs brisket short ribs swine sirloin. Bresaola chicken pig short loin tail, strip steak jerky ham hock fatback rump. Tongue drumstick beef ribs, spare ribs ribeye tri-tip boudin pork belly andouille cow pancetta.

I don't know what y'all are having such a problem with. The writer makes perfectly cromulent points throughout the article. The comments, though...

Typical left-wing biased slant on the ever popular Judo/Christian ideals of atheism converted to big business that empower the hippie enclave to continue to warp our ideals and provide fodder for the 1% who stomp us with their free will drivel. I shall now return to my normal broadcast.

Well, ETAOIN SHRDLU to you, too.

Bet that lost page is sitting on a beach somewhere beside its crashed plane, waiting to be rescued....

/hotlink fail

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I prefer Bacon Ipsum:

Pork brisket cow meatloaf strip steak fatback. Rump pancetta tenderloin chuck ham salami short ribs ground round sausage. Venison pork fatback boudin, swine drumstick pork loin pork belly tenderloin. T-bone rump pork chop bresaola, fatback boudin chicken meatloaf. Tail rump pork loin salami, shank strip steak meatloaf boudin ham pork chop beef ribs chicken. Andouille cow boudin short ribs, bacon swine fatback. T-bone drumstick meatloaf strip steak, pastrami tenderloin beef.

Andouille chicken bresaola t-bone, tongue swine ball tip meatloaf tri-tip flank ham. Short loin spare ribs strip steak, tail turkey bresaola pastrami drumstick sausage rump tenderloin jowl jerky. Bresaola tongue hamburger swine flank, tri-tip shoulder. Biltong ground round strip steak brisket pork loin venison sirloin andouille corned beef meatball bresaola, chuck swine flank. Rump tail venison sirloin, ham cow sausage t-bone short loin shankle. Beef ribs turkey brisket biltong tri-tip. Biltong rump ham hock, shoulder ribeye short loin boudin sirloin sausage shankle pig meatloaf chuck short ribs fatback.

Shank bresaola fatback, cow sirloin bacon chuck tenderloin turkey venison pork loin pig sausage. Tenderloin biltong pork loin shoulder. Rump strip steak fatback beef, ground round sirloin shoulder pork belly salami ham hock turkey pork chop pig tail pastrami. Fatback ground round meatball tongue jerky shankle tenderloin. Tongue salami chuck meatball shank short ribs, brisket spare ribs sirloin tri-tip pig bacon ball tip corned beef. Fatback pancetta jerky rump andouille cow tenderloin, short loin pork loin tail swine ribeye spare ribs. Shoulder pork ball tip meatloaf boudin drumstick.

Pork chop shoulder pork loin shank cow, beef ribs shankle pancetta pork belly. Venison pork loin ham hock tongue. Short ribs jerky t-bone andouille tail pig. Chicken shoulder chuck, jerky meatball brisket andouille tri-tip flank ground round boudin tenderloin swine. Cow meatball ground roun ...

The problem with Bacon Ipsum is that it won't print in Halal browsers.

Flash_NYC: FTFA:

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"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" of course!!!

Temba, his arms wide

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The Samuel L Ipsum generator isn't worth a shiat.

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Lorem Ipsum indeed!

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"Well a berry berry heavy uh heavy da brotation tonight. We had a very deris, derrison but lets go a het terris chasin los for the bit hand the pet."

Was gonna, now don't need ta.

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I want my epitaph to say Lorem Ipsum. My mom wasn't that impressed with that request.

Uptatummy nulla

That's racist.

/Would lorem ipsum this, but I'm at work and can't get any of the sites.